Warning: This rant comes from the Perspective of an ACTUAL PUERTO RICAN. This is not a White Anglo-Saxon Protestant commenting as an outsider, like most people who have praised the "diversity and representation" in Spider-Man Miles Morales the videogame. Also, it's not the perspective of a Nuyorican, which is what Miles is. I need to make the distintion because Nuyoricans and ACTUAL PUERTO RICANS are VERY Different. Unlike the usual racist and classist speeches that come with the distinctions between Nuyoricans and ACTUAL PUERTO RICANS, I'll TRY to avoid those. But before I do, I shall state my biases.