Bonnie Tyler passed away

 I just woke up to the news... I'm bummed. She died of complications of an illness in Portugal 

Forever's gonna start tonight... My condolences to friends and family for their loss.

Super7 keeps spreading themselves even thinner

Betting that these will be ReAction:

Now let's take a look:

What the fuck?? How can you make Furby ANYTHING!? Other than a Furby.

They could do blind bags... 

Personally I would like a Furby Ultimates Accessory pack... a $20 pack with various furbies for your Super7 Ultimates figures.

Can you say ReAction? Other companies are doing the normal action figures... so Ultimates are a no go.

I believe the company that shares their name with a bald goblin who cucks her husband with her son's friends is making Invincible figures.

While these have potential to become Ultimates! Figures. I can see Super7 going the ReAction route, since trying to sell $75 figures (price increase due to the holo stickers) will be an uphill battle. Seems the $65 price tag breaking many people over. Very little hype for the Tigersharks.

What will this be? The Astronaut from the MTV Awards? Figures of Kurt Loder and Carson Daly? This screams ReAction.

Never forget: The Miz started on MTV...

This most likely will be blind bag stuff. There's no way they'll make ultimates of My Little Pony... 

Though I wouldn't say no to Megan and her siblings. But I bring Megan up for size comparisons. I don't see overpriced Ultimates! Happening. 

MTV is shutting down in the u.K

 So for the brits, I guess the M will stand only for moronic. Because MTV will keep only their reality shows at 0 music in the UK. 

Times are changing and honestly. I'm not liking this change.

I honestly don't know how I should feel about this. I mean, it's music, television without music. What the fuck man?

Who let Haley Joel Osment watch Celebrity Deathmatch?

 Judge Mills Lane, Boxing Referee, actual judge... yeah, it wasn't a title made for TV, passed away.

He was also THE REFEREE at the infamous Tyson match where Tyson bit off Holyfield's ear.

I, of course, remember Judge Mills Lane for Celebrity Deathmatch. Posted the Beavis v. Butt-Head because it's the Most MTV Celebrity Deathmatch, uh, Deathmatch...

Due to Celebrity Deathmatch, I tried to watch this:

Whenever it was possible for me to do so. 

But, taking a more serious note, as always, My condolences to friends and family.

High Summoner Yuna is dancing to Gangsta's Paradise

 Yevondammit, Yuna! Who let you borrow my Coolio CDs? You had to dance to Coolio didn't ya? Wanna dance to Bad Bunny instead?

Well, Coolio, you were 23, lived to 24 and all the way to 59... then Yuna had to screw things over and danced for you... because People Die and Yuna Dances... When will she stop!? Oh no! She's gotten on a DDR Machine!

But yeah, Coolio died at 59. I know this is odd of me to mention rappers here, since I'm not exactly a HUGE fan of the genre... and I don't have Coolio CDs, that was part of the whole setting up the People Die and Yuna Dances gag, since Haley Joel Osment and his Necrosight wouldn't have worked that well here. I mainly know about Coolio because of my classmates and how angry they were when Daniel Radcliffe did this:

In any case, may he requiescat in pace. My condolences to the family and friends.

Uh-huh-huh! Heh-heh-heh! No longer on MTV...

Beavis and Butt-Head have found a new home. Comedy Central. My thoughts about this? Let's ask Beavis and Butt-Head first:

I cannot put it any better. This is going to suck big time.
As much as I LOVE Beavis and Butt-Head, I can't expect this to do well... the 2011 revival was OK, but it didn't connect with the youngsters...
One of my custom notification tones is Beavis yelling: I am Cornholio!! And I've had twenty somethings ask me what the Hell is that?

I can't see a new "current year" generation going for thw totally Un-PC duo of Beavis and Butt-Head.

Just going to drop the disclaimers from the cartoon:





Cancer Cancel Culture will have a field day with these two.

Charlie Sheen is officially NOT WINNING

I just found out that Charlie Sheen has HIV.

Yes, I know this video is in REALLY, REALLY, BAD TASTE, but it accentuates the whole "Crazy Charlie Sheen" stunt from the past... About 4 years, IIRC.

Charlie has been known for his wild partying ways and it's unsurprising that he ended up with HIV.
Now just because I said it's not surprising that a man with such lifestyle gets infected, does not mean that I think he deserves it. I mean, crap! That's one huge load on his shoulders now.


On more sad news, Don Vito is DEAD!!


He died of Liver and Kidney Failure. HE was 59!? Shoot! I thought he was MUCH OLDER than that... Oh well...

In any case my condolences to his family (including that Douche Bam)

Slimer is rumored to be forced in the unwanted reboot... Can't muster any energy to make a joke about Slimer sliming McCarthy... If it's true, will they Genderbend him into a her? Wouldn't be a true Genderbent version if they don't... So much for wanting to do "their own thing and not be attached to the originals..." Well, assuming the rumor is true.

Kylo Ren's lightsaber explained: Old Design, unstable and the crossguard is not really a crossguard but vents where excess power vents off... feh! In any case in roughly a month the Force will awaken... Will it live up to the hype or will it be another Phantom Menace... J.J. don't screw this up!!

Odds and ends June 21st 2015

Oh Fathers Day!! What an odd day to give us this bit of news about the DARK FATHER being arrested due to a high speed chase... Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen Jake "Little Ani" Lloyd was arrested after a police chase... The saddest part is that as much as I want to make fun of this issue, I can't!

Seriously, It's hard to make fun of the ONLY PERSON whose Childhood was RUINED LITERALLY By George Lucas... I mean. WE the fans of Star Wars feel bad about the prequels, especially the Phantom Menace, but Jake Lloyd? Man! He has to live his WHOLE LIFE knowing that he was Little Annie Skywalker and that he helped RUIN Darth Vader to EVERYONE...

Too bad Mr. Lloyd's car driving skills aren't as good as his Pod Racing skills...


On a more positive note, Bam Margera was being an ass, or should I say Bam Margera in Iceland. He was at a music festival, when he was punched by a group of Icelanders. Allegedly the people beating up Bam are famous artists there and they were defending two female employees from Bam Margera. Supposedly, he was being Bam Margera towards the ladies.

I'm not happy for Bam getting beat up by people defending women... That is just icing on the cake. I just simply enjoy it when people beat up Bam Margera, even if there is no reason for it... I just can't stand the guy and since he enjoys being an ass, then the consequences are more delightful!
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to watch videos of Bam Margera getting beat up while listening to appropriate music



OK, now that I restored faith on humanity, I'll end this on a sadder note. Super awesome artist, Earl Norem passed away last Friday. Norem, known for his awesome artistic style that is reminiscent of Frank Frazetta's, was/is in the minds and hearts of many Masters of the Universe fans.

From all the way back to the 1980s, Earl Norem's art has been a source of awe, inspiration and in some cases NIGHTMARES to many Masters of the Universe fans...
Heck! Norem's work in MOTU is so inspirational that the Snake Body missing from the King Hsss vs Snake Armor He-Man WILL NOT BE BASED on the 200X King Hsss, but instead it's closer to Earl Norem's amazing (and downright scary to 1980s me) King Hsss Art that you can see on the left.

He has worked with Marvel (IIRC he did some work on the Conan comics...) Silver Surfer, not to Mention Transformers, and obviously He-Man and She-Ra.

Yes, Earl Norem also made some work for the "frou frou pink Girly Toyline" for Mattel.

  Earl Norem could make a Pink Alicorn look badass!

Bringing it to MOTUC Classics. Remember the lame ass excuse by Neitlich about "The Classicizer Machine"?

 Earl Norem's Art is THE REAL CLASSICIZER MACHINE at work!

 The angular, blocky style of the 200X Toys were converted into a more traditional style in this piece by Norem.

  He will be sorely missed by Transformers fans, Marvel Fans, Masters of the Universe fans and his family...

Good Journey, Mr. Norem!

MTV once again killing their Musical past and bastardizing something from the past...

Just like they ruined Teen Wolf by making the comedy into an angsty series that takes a massive dump on the source material... Now don't get me wrong. (Angsty) "Teen Wolf" is a decent show, but it needed some of the campier elements from the movie... I'd say kinda like Buffy.

So, in the vein of Teen Wolf, we are Getting an MTV Scream Adaptation...
I honestly do not care since the only reason I watch MTV once in a blue moon is:



So, Scream Adaptation, or Bastardization had to do some changes in the Iconic Ghostface mask.
The reason for this change is not the BS Excuses that the article gives... I'll get into that after telling the most likely reason.
The mask was made by a third party and MTV doesn't want to pay for it...
And instead of getting Ghost Face we are getting Mike Meyers Blow Up Doll mask...

“The [original] mask is so iconic. If you were to have that mask in a television series, but you weren’t following any of the characters [from the original], I believe that would be misleading the audience,” says exec producer Jaime Paglia (Eureka).

Not really. The mask IS iconic, so you can't call the show "Scream" WITHOUT the Ghost Face mask wearing killer. not to be confused with Ghostface Killah... It's like making a cyborg out of Jason Voorhes. That don't work!
Misleading would be promising Scream and getting Ghost Face's younger brother who works on Porn.

“It evokes some of the Jason hockey mask and the white Michael Myers mask, but it’s still first and foremost evocative of the Scream mask. It’s sort of a reinvention while also paying homage.”

It's not evocative of the Scream Mask. The Scream Mask (Ghost Face) was evocative of The Scream (The painting). This is evocative of Blow up dolls and we know what goes in their mouths.
Being white and having straps does not equal tribute to Halloween and Friday the 13th.

This is a weaksauce excuse to not having the real mask.

In my days MTV used to stand for Music Television

Now there's less music but more morons... I remember the days when I loved to watch music videos on MTV and it hit me... Why don't I rant about my favorite Music videos that ARE NOT THAT SONG... So I'll do ten videos that I can watch again and again... That do not have Michael Jackson, because he took videos to a different level.

Let's start with a song that I remember more from the video than from the song... I love the song and have it on my MP3 player, but the full magic of it only works when watching the video.

STAY AWAY FROM MAI WAIFU OR I'LL MAKE Kowlkebabs

This video is trippy as heck... Jumping inside a comic book, a Monkey Wrench fight, being in a relationship with a cartoon character... Yeah... that last part is a bit creepy... so let's back away from the cartoon loving thing and let's comment on how she DID NOT PAY for her coffee and left the diner...
Also, has anyone of you gotten so drunk that you bump into the walls like the dude in the video? I have not... I've bumped into the walls sober while listening to the song...

Now, I could Top this with ANYTHING Involving Michael Jackson, but that would be cheating...
This one, I blame my younger cousin since it's from the Boyband Wars era...

It kinda has this Michael Jackson inspired vibe from it. This is not my favorite BSB song, but it's my favorite BSB video... Their in synchronization competition's videos weren't that great though, but I liked them better as a band... Holy crap! I just gave away my side on the Boy band wars!!

Speaking of my favorite BSB song, not posting the video on the list, but that song was pretty popular and a group of friends of mine (myself included) used to sing it to mock the video. T'was weird and awesome breaking into song at random moments and synch up pretty well. I'd make fun of Hanson, but they are a million times better than One Direction

I'm feeling that I should mention Meatloaf... While there are plenty of songs to choose, I had to go with I'd do anything for love (but I won't do that)

for obvious reasons. The song is catchy, but the video kicks ass! As much as I hate Praising Hollywood's Great Satan, this awesome video was made by Michael Bay... Seriously, he should stick to music videos. Busting through walls with a bike as if he was the Kool-Aid man! Monster Meatloaf rules! Seriously, it's got Bay written all over it, how could I not notice! Even when he's all creepy stalker, he still looks badass... (Being a creepy monster stalker is bad, kids! don't do it in real life!) Seriously, Meatloaf's Stalker levels are off the scale! He stalks the lady the good old fashioned way. He stalks her with his magic Crunk cup, watching her take a bath with her clothes on, but he completely ignores the pseudo-orgy with Succubi happening behind him? Oh... That's the "THAT" he won't do... He'll spy her using a weird contraption that even makes her lounge chair float, but watching the intro to a Cinemax soft core special is a big no-no to him... He may be a creepy stalker, but he has his limitations.

but speaking of creepy stalkers, Here's my next pick!

Yeah, yeah, I know there are better picks for a Lionel Richie video from a visual point of view, but to keep on with the creepy theme, I chose Hello.
Seriously, this video is creepy as heck! He's some sort of creepy teacher stalking a blind student...
If this happened today:
He's all: Hello! Is it me you're looking for?
She's all: I'm blind you #$%ing dumbass! How can I be LOOKING for you! Insensitive prick! Also quit stalking me! POLICE! LIONEL RICHIE TRIED TO RAPE ME!!

Although the actors in the video look older, it somehow has this "High school" vibe... which makes it even creepier. Calling her by phone at night and staying silent...

But again, keeping with the creepy theme...

Tom Green's Bum Bum song... It made the top on TRL but since TRL lacked the LIVE part of the Requests, they Coerced Green to retire the song... I guess he regrets putting his bum on the cheese...

but speaking of people who put their bum on things...

Yes, it's time for the Mandatory Miley Cyrus video...

Don't worry, it won't be a Hannah Video, since those tend to suck, because it's just Hannah Montana Prancing on a stage but at the same time it won't be a post-Hannah Miley video where she licks stuff and thinks she's Tom Green...




My Miley video is rather tame...

THIS is the Miley I miss... Not dressed up in weird fursuits or plastic pants 2 sizes too small and not Tom Greening everything in sight... Even the Mileyrena section of the video is way better than the Hammer licking...  Now as much as I dislike Miley's new image, I have to admit that her Wrecking ball song is good. I'm not going to do an extensive rant on this song since it's an obvious trippy dream sequence. If I wanted to make a rant I could use Wrecking Ball and suggest that the scenes of Miley making out with the hammer are references to a secret crush she had on Thor...

This next video is from one of my EARLIEST MP3 FILES... I had forgotten for a long time that a video of this song existed.

The video is nothing out of the Ordinary... It's only Jennifer Love Hewitt jumping around while singing about the I Know what you did Last Summer dude...
This made it to TRL cause she was dating Carson Daly...

That's Seven Down and THREE To Go!! Who are the Top 3 NON-Michael Jackson videos that I love to watch/Listen? Stay tuned to this very rant because they're coming up next!!


Next on my list:

You have no Idea how I HATED THIS Video... Little kids LOVED THE HECK OUT OF THIS...
I can go on a murderous spree while listening to this song... (Perfect song to mow the lawn... It gets me angry enough to mutilate and possibly murder grass!) Nothing like the smell of freshly mutilated plant life to make you feel all Summertime happy, right? Best part is that I KNOW ZERO FRENCH, so I cannot understand how tough is to be a baby... which totally makes sense. Adults do not understand babies, so they don't know how hard it is to be one...

dur dur d'être  adulte doesn't have the same ring to it.
yes, that is Jordy, all-grown-up...

 Heck his music was banned from France, to avoid exploitation, they claim... I think it's more to avoid another French Revolution...

All jokes aside. I love using this video to torture my younger brother, who LOVED this song as a kid...

Now the video is not remarkable... Seeing the man in Tightie Whities is  a bit disturbing, but it's a French video, so it's artsy... Irresponsible parents, not really. They are showing how trusty they are and that their babies are independent enough to go on a boat ride all alone...The song is catchy on its own... the Cringeworthy stuff IS the video... Sorry, it's a European video so it is Fine Art... (Insert Snobbish laugh here)

So, let's leave the little French Kid alone and move to out Next Video, one that I've used a couple of times for a couple of rants, due to the theme of said rants...

Paramore's Decode... The best thing related to Twilight: the movie... There is nothing remarkable on the video, but due to it having clips from the movie and the band in the forest (or A forest similar to the one from the movie) as if they're there singing... which begs the question, all that electric equipment is being powered by? Seriously, I don't hear any generators giving power to the instruments, amps and microphone... Also, it's funny seeing the band Twilighting it up... ie. standing around like constipated idiots... I could have gone with another song from another movie, that's been overplayed, but this video I mostly ignored. The non-Daredevil version of this video, I've not seen, so that's why I went with Decode... Also, the sooner I can Forget Garner as Elektra, the better...

This is it guys, The Final Video... The Top Ten are nearly OVER!! To pick my Number one, I had to do a huge Purge on my list... Eternal favorites of mine did not make the cut, Not even Queen... and there's a LOT of stuff to choose from Queen... Ask Vanilla Ice... (BTW it sounds like He's saying Ass, Ass, Baby)

How many of you were actually surprised that my NUMBER ONE VIDEO IS THIS!?
Sure, I could have used any video from any Disney Animated Feature, but I only do those once in a blue moon. Also, I kept Disney to a Minimum since I put up Miley... That's why Billy Ray is nowhere to be seen on the list.

BONUS VIDEO:

The one video that was CLOSE Enough to make it to the list but did not... One shall stand and one shall fall... He-Man stood, Transformers fell. 

Trailer Park Madonna has done it again...

Or at least that's how I believe he sees herself as now...

Get More: 

2013 VMA, Artists.MTV, Music, Miley Cyrus

Obviously, I'm talking about former wig-wearing tween sensation Hannah Montana!! I mean Miley Cyrus and her infamous 2013 MTVs Awards that make no sense since MTV is no longer Music Television!

Well, Here's Miley strutting her stuff, dancing with Teddy Bears, rubbing her crotch on Beetlejuice's less talented brother and pseudo-masturbating in public.

Billy Ray Cyrus' reaction shot...

As much as I detest Will Smith, I have to agree with his reaction here.

I don't know if she and Bieber have a competition on "who's the biggest train wreck?" but Miley is winning by far. Biebs, you can catch up! All you need is to take a dump on the table at a restaurant and demand that the chef eats it!! Sorry for the disgusting image, but that's the only thing I could think of that could beat Miley's trashy act.

for the umpteenth time, we GET IT Miley, you're NOT Hannah Montana! Can you please stop rubbing your crotch and offering your bony ass everywhere?

Dear Bieber Drugs are bad Mmmkay!

They found drugs on Bieber's bus...  Seriously, dude!! Stop being such an asshat so you aren't on the headlines for being a foo!


Digital River is going to look on some issues with my Snake Face order... Hopefully he'll be able to come out of the Toy Chest... I mean, Boobie Tassel snakes, Medusa head... The comedic potential in this guy is enormous!!

MTV seems to be fond of Scary Movies... No, not the crappy Parody movies that the first one was a parody of Scream, which was a parody/love letter to scary movies...
The Moronic Television is going to make a TV Series based on Scream... That's almost as exciting as Harlem shake videos

Uh, I think that I may NEED TP for my Bunghole now...

I just saw the most awesome/somewhat creepiest thing I've ever seen!
Realistic versions of Beavis and Butt-Head
All I've got to say is: I'd LOVE to see a Live Action Beavis AND Butt-Head movie using these Prosthetic pieces!
Picture The Great Cornholio!!
Mike Judge should voice Mr. Anderson, cause they'll probably choose other VA's for B&BH...

Since I'm talking about B&BH... STOP IT WITH THE JERSEY SHORE CLIPS!! I still despise the show and every clip reminds me how bad the show is... Before any one of you points your fingers at me and mention Ponies, take a look at what you're defending... If you defend Snooki by attacking ponies, I pity you... Ponies spread love and tolerance... Jersey Shore... Awful stereotypes, awful behavior and promoting the Tanned Punching Bag...

Now I wish that B&BH kept making fun out of the OTHER non-Jersey Shore shows!

Beavis and Butt-Head's second coming... huh huh I said coming!

Today was the first Episode of Beavis and Butt-head since uh, 1997 huh huh! The question is was it worth it? Let's find out!
Ok let me start with the Noticeable changes: NO Disclaimer...

This is missing from the new show...
They seem to be slightly smarter... but still dumb enough to be Beavis and Butt-Head...
Everything else is good old school Beavis and Butt-Head. They still poke fun at videos, but now they also do MTV shows as well... Sadly the videos seem to be much more abridged this time...

They poked fun at this...

This...

A bit of this, although it almost felt like ASS KISSING Jersey Shore...
They did a True Life Addicted to porn session, but I can't find a video of that episode...
and a video that I forgot to catch the name of... something with a kid and a bunch of monsters and stuff...
They even managed to make fun of this OUTSIDE the couch segments



Other than a few recent references it's just like we've traveled back in time to the mid-90s!
If you loved B&B in the 90s, they haven't changed one bit... (Mike Judge sounds a bit off, but it's been roughly 14-16 years since he's worked on B&B) So far Beavis and Butt-Head do not suck!

Hey What The!? Looks like Beavis and Butt-Head are geniuses

Compared to these guys:
Alrighty before I give you a list of dumbasses that Make Beavis and Butt-Head look Smart, here's a small warning:

OK, Dumbass Number 1: This thief who tries to carjack a car and locks himself in! How the heck do you lock yourself inside a car and have NO WAY OUT!? That's INSANE!?

Dumbass #2: China's Goverment! They're trying to limit Entertaining Television and promote more Educational and Cultural TV. While I agree on limiting some of the crap shown on TV, but Seriously? Stopping the bootlegging/media-piracy capital of the world? Hah! Unless the whole Goverment goes on a crazy mega-censoring spree... It's not like some of the weird/strict policies hasn't come back and bite the Chinese in the ass...

Dumbass #3: Obviously MTV, for killing the Music, now they have to rely on Beavis and Butt-Head in order to bring back old fans and convert them into Snookis

The only winner here is VH1!

Pop up Videos has made a comeback! HECK AND YES!!

Top ten things that currently annoy me*

*that are not Mattel

The Top candy poll will have to wait after Halloween... Need to go trick-or-treating in order to get the free candy... Duh! So in the mean time here's a list of things that annoy me... that are not related to Mattel.

10) Antoine Dodson

I got to admit the news report was kinda funny, though it dealt with a serious issue. The auto tuned remix is catchy.

The iPhone app seems like a great idea. Using Antoine to promote it is kinda cool.

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I mean, Seriously!? an Official Antoine Dodson costume? I'm starting to think that he's milking it...

$39.99 for a Bandanna, an Afro Wig,a piece of paper, and a Black Tank Top

9) Justin Bieber

I find him a bit LESS annoying than Antoine Dodson. But the biggest reason he annoys me (aside from his borderline Chipmunk voice) is the delusions of Grandeur that he has.

There are rumors about Bieber calling himself the "Kurt Cobain of this Generation..." If this is true, then someone hand him a shotgun!

This is the Justin Bieber version of This is it. Does he think he's the next Michael Jackson?

This is insulting... I could've understood a 3D concert like the Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus 3D event... This, on the other hand deserves a kick in the nads by a steel toed boot and a visit from the bed intruder of Lincoln Park.

8)Jaden Smith

I've already spoken of my dislike for Jaden Smith. He is not the next Haley Joel Osment or Dakota Fanning.

The video combines two things I hate: Kung Fu Kid and Bieber

Jackie Chan had to ruin it... Let the kids have some fun!

7)The Shamwow guy

Not only he's tried to Out Pitch the late Billy Mays, but he's almost as smug as certain web mascot that I can't have on the list. He's peddling copies of products promoted by the late Billy Mays, but in a more obnoxious way.

6)Michael Bay

Michael Bay movies in a nutshell. Not gonna get on how Offensive to my childhood the Bayformers movies are. Dear Michael Bay: Transformers is supposed to be ALL ABOUT THE FRICKING ROBOTS!!!

5)Cartoon Network's Live action series

Hello! it's called Cartoon Network! as in a network for Cartoons! Keep the Live Action shows out of Cartoon Network! I swear the people in charge must be the same morons that killed Music on MTV...

4)Jersey Shore

Speaking of Morons and MTV I gotta talk about Jersey Shore.

Yup! The M stands for Moronic alright... I guess The Real World: Douchebags

wasn't allowed. I miss the good old days of MTV. Heck I even miss Pimp My Ride! I'd rather have Jackass reruns than this junk... I guess Filmation Skeletor would fit in well with these guys...

3) Twihards

I've ranted a bit about them, but they keep coming and defend the shortcomings of the books with vehemence by not using fact, but opinions passed as facts.

Opinion: Twilight saga HAD potential if it was in the hands of someone capable.

Fact: Stephenie Meyer was ignorant of Vampire lore when she wrote her books.

Extreme Twihards are incredibly annoying! Especially those who have no idea what they're talking about... The Twihate is far well documented beyond "Twilight sucks!"

2)Resident Evil Movies

(Especially Alice) I saw the last RE movie and I didn't like it at all. Chris Redfield is a little too late... No signs of Leon at all. Wesker was ultra raped here. (He had his moments, but still the movie raped him.) Milla wants to do a 5th movie. Hopefully it'll be Resident Evil 5, We finally kill Alice once and for all!

I'd rather have a Jill sandwich than dealing with the Leeloo Dallas Multipass movies.

1)Slutty Halloween costumes that look nothing like the characters they're dressed as.

I don't want a slutty Spider-Woman (who is really Spider-Man but looking like a girl) or a Ninja Turtle with a green flesh skirt.

Okay? Then what does the M stand for?

MTV has eliminated the Music Television out of it's logo!? WHAT THE HELL!?http://beatcrave.com/2010-02-09/mtv-drops-music-television-from-logo/

That's the final straw... They killed off the music a while ago while inserting all bunch of Reality TV crap. This goes also to It's More Sophisticated Sister Network, VH1...

Where the HELL is MY MUSIC!?

Goodbye MusicTV... Goodbye... I shall treasure the moments we shared together...

FIRE!! FIRE!!

So now that the M is no longer for Music, what does it stand for?

Magneto: Yeah, the Sometimes enemy, sometimes ally of the X-Men bought the network in order to bring the mutants to his side and wage a war aginst humanity. The reality shows have hidden messages that only mutants can detect...

Meyerpire: Since Twilight is so popular with the tweens and females; it wouldn't be strange if one of the Sparklies bought it in order to promote Vegan "Vampirism".

Miley: Ok I'm just pushing it to a ridiculous level... Why the Hell would Miley Cyrus get her own network and not promote herself? (Can you imagine a network with Hannah Montana ALL DAY!? Yeah it's called Disney Chnnel.) BTW she DID have a couple of videos on the last days of Music Television... (I HAD to make a reference...)

Ok, the real answer to what the M stands for is:

Moronic. Yes Moronic Television, It's the only one that makes sense. All of these crappy reality shows that involve no music on a network formerly known as Music Television makes as much sense as having Live Action shows on Cartoon Network. (I'm not letting that one go...) OR having non-food shows on Food Network...

Long story short: New MTV Logo, almost the same as the old logo, but without the definition of MTV.

New MTV: It stinks and I don't like it!!