Justn Bieber quits singing and may set up his own Church?

What? the. HELL? It's Cool that Bieber will quit Popular Music... The Church thing scares me. The kid was leaving the Nightmarish past of his when he refound his faith. He stopped being Outrageous for the sake of being Outrageous. I've made tons of jokes about Biebs, bad boy act.


If he's found his way in faith and that's pulling him out from his former circles, that's cool. If he wants to move unto Gospel, more power to him. The idea of him making a church scares me. No, it's not a Bieber Religion that he's creating, but a Church.

Some may think that it may be part of a money laundering scheme, but me? I'm more worried about the church becoming infested with Beliebers trying to meet their idol and not going for faith reasons.

I must admit that I'm not the most religious person, but I respect the idea of Church being a place of Worship. I'm a bit wary when celebrities NOT KNOWN for being Religious have this change of heart. It could be an honest change of heart, but the Setting up his own church thing raises a few red flags on him. If this change of heart is true, then it's a great thing for Justin.

Yes, I know it's weird to have a Rant about Bieber being Positive...

Happy Father's Day from the House of Rants!

Well, go spend some time with your father, or
your kids...

But since you are here: Remember this: At least your father wasn't:

So, don't be a Gendo or a Shou...

Not even Son Goku... Didn't realize how much of a dick he was to his children...



But I'll leave you with some more positive news:

And apparently, Meatloaf's Fainting was caused by Dehydration. Nobody likes a Dry Meatloaf...

Justin Bieber Mini Meltdown... It's not even funny...

Justin, Justin, Justin... Really? One song, some crazy fans get your stage wet and you wuss out?

 Sadly it's Been a rough week for me, long days no sleep, while having to be "on" as they would say for cameras fans etc. In no way did I mean to come across mean, but chose to end the show as the people in the front row would not listen. Hopefully people will understand where I am coming from. I don't always handle things the right way but I'm human and I'm working on getting better at responding not reacting. Unfortunately people were affected by this as am I. For the people in the back I am so sorry and for anyone I may have disappointed im sorry. Sorry for wasting the tv people's time I'll be sure to make it up to you next time on tour.. With love Justin.

Sad part is that I kinda get him... Life can be a bit too rough at times. It can hit you hard, but this apology feels half assed. A true Professional would have kept going... I keep thinking of a Queen Song...


You ended up looking like an entitled little douche who stormed off the stage like a little diva...
Then again, you have a bit of a douchebaggery issue. Remember the Monkey, the Illegal racing, DUI, the Groping of an underage fan, and all the other things I can't remember right now...

I'm going to say something that may blow your Bieber mind... What if said fans didn't understand English... They are in Norway and I'm pretty sure that you did NOT speak Norwegian to them. Do you understand where I'm coming from. Yo pude haber fácilmente escrito este mensaje en español y tú, no lo entenderías, Justin.

Yeah, you NEED to improve on your People Skills. Next time try to swallow your pride and complete the concert. The fans PAID TO SEE YOU... Sure, YOU HAD TO TRAVEL HALFWAY ACROSS THE GLOBE TO GET PAID FOR THE CONCERT, but YOU HAVE MONEY... THE FANS, well are not as PRIVILEGED AS YOU. They had to save... Do you have any Idea how much stuff did your younger fans had to do to save enough money to see your concerts... Not all of them have Daddy giving them expensive gifts... YOU WORK HARD FOR YOUR MONEY... This time you just gave the fans a big Ahnold to your fans. How is that FAIR FOR THEM!?

Next time!? What if some of those fans don't LIVE LONG ENOUGH for that Next time!? Or worse, they Outgrow the Bieber Fever!!
You've died before... You should know about the fleeting nature of life


Also, do Humanity a solid and stop your idiotic friend, Jaden... Not that Jaden from Spouting Crap, or tell him that he doesn't need to wait until he's 30 to disappear... The Sooner the Better.

Odds and ends October 8, 2015

Justin Bieber's penis is swimming across the internet, but everyone is OK with this. No one is raising a poopstorm about the poor young man's privacy... The complete opposite of what happened when we saw J-Law's mammaries. I mean, the FEDS wanted to protect Katniss' funbags, but the Bieber's wood? Crappy Gawker who still hasn't felt the wrath of Hulk Hogan seems to be celebrating the Bieb's indiscretion. Same media site who was condemning all those who fapped to saw all those female celebrity nude pics, is A-OK with sharing Bieber-dick pics.

But, this is not the bit of Bieber news that I wanted to talk about. Clickbait sites, akin to Buzzfeed are sharing this cute little story about Bieber being a douchebag to Ronda Rousey's little sister... 

Ronda Rousey Calls Out Justin Bieber For Being... por Linkbeef

Ooh! Justin Bieber vs Ronda Rousey is a UFC Fight that I'd pay to see... Followed by Chicken Man Punk vs THE Power Ranger, but Punk's a chicken,

Speaking of Power Rangers, the Movie Reboot is happening and they cast a Pink Ranger.
It's a Movie Reboot, so I am wary of those, but it's a new tale on Mighty Morphin, so I'm interested. Hopefully it will not suck...

Speaking of Sucking... Spidey is now Tony Stark, he even has The Prowler acting as his own Rhodey... the only not completely sucky thing is that The Living Brain is now housing an Otto Octavius AI.

So Marvel has an issue with Peter being married and having a somewhat normal adult life and they turn to the Devil to make Peter the Auntie's Boy Perennial Bachelor Loser that he was in his youth, because Reasons; but they are A-OK in turning Peter into Tony Stark Jr.!?
No wonder I quit Marvel.

August 5 odds and ends Kowlometers, Punching Bieber and crap.

So, this is old news that I tried to avoid like the plague, since it involves that Annoying Canadian Brat...
Legolas punched Bieber or something. So, pretty much everyone sided with Orlando Bloom here... Gee I wonder why is that. Hell, even the Star Lord himself had something to say about the whole Punching Bieber thing.

"Yeah dude, I'd rather get farted on by David Hasselhoff than punched by Orlando Bloom”

-Chris Pratt


Uh-Oh! Now it's a perfect time to panic MOTUC fans! We're at 71% on the infamous Kowl-o-Meter!!

We have less than 13 days and 29% to go... This worries me big time since Angella was not Officially shown, so she could be left out and that would royally suck! (freaking lizard man, plundor and nepthu)

Also, Mattel did this thing for San Diego Comic Con...


I'm surprised that they actually DID something to promote the subs other than Neitlich telling us to buy the sub!
We need to have that Kowl-o-Meter reaching the late 90s by the 12, otherwise there will be no 2015 line...




Now I have a WWE styled Triple Threat mini rant.

Obviously by the Titantron clip, you might guess that it involves Hulk Hogan...
Well, Looks like Hogan still knows best... No, it's not a new season from the vh1 reality show starring Hogan, but more like the Hulkster meddling in the affairs of his baby girl Brooke and breaking off her engagement to a Dallas Cowboy... Damn! That's almost as crazy as Hulk Hogan trying to get back in the ring... Which he is totally considering. His opponent is a racist cereal mascot... who really sucks and is a third rate Hogan wannabe. If this indeed does happen it's likely to happen at the Grand Daddy of them all, Wrestlemania... Speaking of which, Poor ol' Vinnie Mac is slashing the budget left and right. He's gotten so far on the budget slashing that the Grand Daddy of them all has become a senior citizen event... Less pyrotechnics and now it'll be even earlier (starting at 4:00 PM PST so no fireworks during daylight) It's like they want to finish off Wrestlemania early like a Senior Citizen...
Also, they might combine Raw and Smackdown into a single show. It really looks like Vinnie Mac may end up eating Ramen for a while...

Odds and ends June First 2014: Brolin, Brady Bunch and Bieber

Brought you by the Letter B, apparently... Well, let's start with Josh Brolin, actor, who now is Thanos... Or at least his voice. I actually find this as a great idea, since Brolin is a great actor and I think he can pull off the Mad Titan

(Now if I could find an arcade cabinet with Marvel Superheroes)

But who will cook the meals at the Brady Household now? (Because, Ann B. Davis, who played Alice in The Brady Bunch has passed away.)
She fell, hit her head and never regained consciousness. That is one sad way to go, but on the other hand, It wasn't a long and agonizing death.

I thank her for all of her years entertaining people with her work.


Bieber Apologizing for some of his douchebaggery?

 Worst part is that now I MAY HAVE TO defend this clown... Apparently, in 2009 he made a racist joke and it was recorded. Some people published it recently and Bieber apologized. Really, taking this out NOW when Bieber being a supreme A-Hole and a Douchebag stories are a dime a dozen. This whole Racist Bieber thing should have exploded back then in 09! It's a bit too far in trying to knock him down a few pegs. In 5 years people can change, grow and maybe regret doing some of the idiotic things they did in the past.

Bieber's Apology while it sounds a bit artificial (due to his current immature behavior) DOES show that he MAY have the capability of growing up and acting like a better human being.

Y' know what? While I may Dislike his music and attitude, if he keeps this Apologizing for his mistakes, acting more Maturely and hopefully stop acting like an entitled douchebag who thinks he's above the law because he is affluent; he may be able to lose haters.

If this new Bieber is sincere, then there is hope. Sadly, I don't buy this apology... Perhaps he is counting in positive articles written about him saying that he's grown up and taking responsibility for his actions... Well, He's currently got a big list of things that he needs to take responsibility for.
Only Time will tell.

If you Smell What the Herc is cooking! and other movie news

The first pic of The Rockules has surfaced... My jaw dropped. While, yes, I knew this Hercules would beat the crap out of the Kellan Lutz Sparkules, I am pleasantly surprised. A bit freaked out by the whole "Yak beard" but special effects, make-up and stuff... The only iffy thing about this movie is Brett Ratner.

Are you ready True Believers? Avengers 2: Age of Ultron has some pics of Kick-Ass as Quicksilver...The non-Olsen Twins Olsen child as Scarlet Witch and there is a pic of Ultron floating around.

I am OK with the Quicksilver suit... A bit eh, on the Scarlet Witch suit... I honestly have no idea WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON WITH ULTRON!! (Looks like a LOT WILL BE ADDED IN POST PRODUCTION)



Sansa Stark thinks Bieber is Joffrey... OK, Sansa Stark doesn't know who Bieber is, but Actress Sophie Turner, who PLAYS Sansa in Game of Thrones called Justin Bieber the Joffrey of our time.
I'm not sure if this is an insult towards Bieber or Towards Joffrey... Then again, they both are unlikable whiny brats who think they're above the law. Lucky for the Westerosi, Joffrey dies in Book 4... Bieber still lives as an unlikable whiny rat who thinks he's above the law. Not saying the Bieber must die... More like: the Bieber needs to stop being an ass! 

Odds and Ends 1/25/2014

The Topangaborn is coming and we have 21 Episodes for the first Season. Episode one will have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST!!!

(I've overused the Feeny call)
It's great that it's finally happening. I am curious to see what's going on with Cory and Topanga's life. While I'm hyped, I tend to keep my expectations down because it's on Disney Channel.


Bieber was busted... Underage Drinking, DUI, Drag Racing, driving with an expired license, Resisting Arrest... (video of the infamous car chase on the link) The worst thing of it all is how stupid ass Beliebers are defending this idiot. HE ADMITTED to be using drugs (a combo of marihuana and prescription medications), drinking under the legal age. I'm sorry but that is not someone who should be defended. He did the crime, he should do the time. That is reckless endangerment. Luckily no one was hurt,but that doesn't mean he can walk away scot-free...

The kid is on a self destructive path, but because of his AFFLUENZA and being a CELEBRITY he is very likely to get a Slap on the wrist.

He did the crime, he should totally do the time... Hell he can even bulk up in prison and become Gangsta. Cause everybody knows that if you bulk up in prison it's real... Real Gangsta... But we all know that he'll walk out of this unscathed... Well his wallet might be a bit lighter, but this assclown will do something stupid once again. Luck runs out...
Do we have to wait until his stupidity hurts or kills someone else before intervening. I mean look at his smug little smile. He is smiling like a little asshat on his mugshot. He doesn't give a damn about the law. He exudes an attitude that portrays him as if  he believed that he's ABOVE THE LAW.


Speaking of idiots, this guy posted his own wanted poster on Facebook... 45 minutes later he was arrested. I guess he deserved it for being an idiot... I'm sure he won't get a slap on the wrist like Fast and Furious, I mean Bieber...

Back to Bieber again... Here's a Petition to the White House to revoke his Green Card and send the little troublemaker back to Canada... I agree with the idea. No, it's not about whether I like his music or not. It's about him being unrepentant about his awful behavior and lawbreaking antics which are a danger to himself and (especially) others. He thinks he's above the laws of the US of A well, let Canada take care of this nuisance. He is Canadian after all...

John Chu Speaks!

I  almost want to make a Martha Speaks reference, but I won't since Chu gives us the dish on why he ditched MOTU... Basically, Joe 3 is set to happen but MOTU is dragging its feet.
I guess this might be a good thing, since Retaliation wasn't well received. I KINDA liked it, but it didn't wow me.

Then again, Chu has the Bieberflick stigma attached to him. While he could THEORETICALLY deliver a masterpiece (something that Retaliation was not) The whole he Directed 2 Justin Bieber "Documentaries" will haunt him for a long time. Just like Uwe Boll is known for his super crappy films and no one remembers the less crappy ones.

But there is the whole thing about the MOTU Movie's progress being as slow as molasses. which again, is bad for the brand. Hasbro is churning Joe and Transformers movies. Meanwhile, Mattel has nothing to show.

With each bit of news I hear about MOTU, I get more disappointed. I mean I'm seriously believing that this will never happen...

I suppose that this will be the only MOTU movie in my lifetime.

But there is this little Tweet going around... This guy is a Columbia Pictures Exec and if you notice the tweet is being retweeted by the He-Man movie account... 

Some people are getting excited about this, but this is just talk... The moment we get a cast and the movie gets filmed; THAT is THE moment to get really excited! Right now these talks about getting an "incredible script" and "looking for the right director" are simply words that haven't gotten He-Man out of Development Hell.

Well, that's pretty much ALL the buzz on the new MOTU Movie...

Not only The Rock was Rockblocking MOTU...

But Gropey the Monkey Abandoner was another of the reasons why Mr. Chu left MOTU...
Because he was busy filming a sequel to a crappy Movie...


Yes, We're getting a Justin Bieber Sequel to the "Documentary Masterpiece" that was Never Say Never...
Seriously, Santa!? WTF!? WORST.Christmas.Present.EVER!!
You should have allowed Krampus to visit Justin Bieber... He needs a lot of visits from Krampus!


Since Bieber ruined My Christmas, here he is to ruin yours!


All jokes aside, Merry Christmas! I'm going to bed early because... Santa is coming

Miley's "movement" cannot beat Bieber's Douchebaggery

Oh Miley, your "Movement" (I'm going to take the high route and not call it Bowel Movement... Even though I should) pales in comparison to the Douche King: Justin Bieber...

So what did the little Baby Singer did this time? Something to top the Anne Frank Belieber crap...
He was carried like a little Diva up the Great Wall of China...

Climbing the Great Wall of china is a cool and amazing feat. Being Carried to the top makes you look like a Douchebag. I feel bad about the poor idiots that had to carry him, BECAUSE that little douchenozzle is their boss. There is NO SENSE of accomplishment in being carried over.

So, how was "The Movement"?
Lots of BS from Miley trying to justify her transition (Yes, Miley, it's a Transition... Your "Movement" involves change... Transition involves change...)from Manufactured Disney Product to whatever she is Now. Funny thing is that there's some Billy Ray Mentions, but He's virtually non-existent in this "Special".  But Miley's mom is in there... Thor's Little Brother is MIA as well... Interesting.

It's mostly about Nu-Miley and I did not learn anything from it...  It slowly became background noise, my interest on it waned rather quickly as I scoured the Interactive TV guide... I'm guessing that in 5-10 years we'll see Miley trying to cash in on Hannah-Nostalgia... If she doesn't fade away due to her new image.

Then again, I'm not the only one who hopes Miley will stop going for the shock value and sells her music just by her music and not cheap nudity tricks...
Sinèad O'Connor Pens Open Letter to Miley Cyrus... and she's right.

Pacu Strikes back...

Remember Pacu? You know, the Ball-Eater Fish... Heh, he almost sounds like a Yu-Gi-Oh! card... I activate Ball-Eater Fish!! Well, Pacu is now in North America... They caught him in New Jersey.

 Their teeth aren't even made for cutting flesh, but for crushing these nuts, William Fink of the University of Michigan told CNN:

and this quote made me lose it... I know it's a BIT Immature but, we're talking about an alleged testicular munching fish here... Then again, Pacu could star in Jersey Shore: the Next Generation...

Bieber's got a Mentor now...

Yup... Twerkie Mile is now Bieber's Mentor...

and she says no one takes him seriously... Gee I wonder why? She even references Vanilla Ice... I'm sorry Mile, but he may play the drums, or the guitar and he can have the voice of a choir of angels descending from heaven; but if he keeps behaving like a snot-nosed brat, or the BIGGEST DOUCHE in the Universe, then NO ONE WILL TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY!!!

Then again, Miley should know about not being taken seriously, since no one has after she's tried TOO HARD to kill the Wig that made her famous. But it's OK cause apparently HER Mentor is...

I'mma let you finish, but Mister Feeny was one of the best mentors of ALL TIME!!

How insane can this train wreck get? Kanye West mentoring Miley who in turn is Mentoring Bieber...

But wait, there's more...

Bieber used to walk with Mayweather to fights... (Mayweather fights, not Bieber fights, cause those involve him hiding behind his army of bodyguards while they take care of the situation and pretend he is a savage beast that they're holding back.) Yes... I said Used, cause if Floyd Mayweather has his way, then Bieber is out and somebody else is in...

Mayweather is a GENIUS... He wants to walk with people who are VERY hated just to make you root for his opponents. Clever guy!!

Speaking of wild things... Did you know that One Zoo in England is banning Animal Print clothing?
Well, it MAKES Sense... Animal prints COULD make animals act weird.  Wearing Zebra print near lions makes as much sense as someone wearing a Jack Daniels costume at an AA meeting.

Now that we're on the Wild and Stupid ideas, some Asshat stole a truck and rammed it into a bunch of cars; got busted and now he's blaming Grand Theft Auto for his stupidity.  Again, Normal, Stable people can distinguish between reality and fantasy. Unstable people are set off by anything... (I mentioned this before and made reference to the McNugget Rampage.)

Odds and ends 09/17/2013

Did they really break it off or is this another chapter of the rocky on-n-off relationship?
I, of course I'm talking of Twerking Girl and Thor's Little Brother. Cause poop got serious when she unfollowed him on Twitter the other day... Mmmmhmmm!

Arrow is coming back on Oct. 9 and they're still using Shirtless Oliver Queen as promo stuff. I've ranted before about this, but it's CW and they're pandering to teenage girls.

Somebody stole a Little Pony!? No, not those ponies... I mean a real live Little Pony... they're even saying that the Mafia is involved. Great! Now there are Mobster Bronies...

Holy Guano Batman!! There's been a bunch of rumors about Douchey Mc Doucheypants... aka Justin Bieber going to be Battfleck's Boy  Wonder... I think these are just rumors and it's Bieber trying to stay relevant in a post-Twerkgate era. Nothing More.

I just noticed that all four news tidbits were arranged in such a way that the Bold letters spell DASH!!
In any case, Don't believe the Bieber as Robin crap until we see Bieber in the Green Bikini and the Pixie Boots.

He's not the Beaver they think He is back home, Oh, no,no,no!

He's a Rocket Bieber! Rocket Bieber! Burning out his fuse up here alone!



BIEBER... IN SPACE!!

Am I the only one who thinks that this is a bit too much! Then again, Angelina Jolie, Ashton Kutcher, and Leo DiCaprio are also going to be...
IN SPACE!!!

Aside Mr. DiCaprio being in this it seems that the celebrities involved are the ones with a certain degree of doucheness. Methinks this is Celeb filled "space trip" is just an exercise of heedless Hedonism.

 Bieber will try to film a video in space... I think that he should Bieberize Elton John's Rocket Man...
as much as I dislike Bieber and think that it would be an abomination to allow him to do it; the song is appropriate. Besides, it wouldn't be the first time the song was butchered...

Y'know the Videogame crash from the early 80s... and the whole E.T. games being buried on a desert somewhere in New Mexico? Heck even James Rolfe, the Angry Videogame Nerd is making a movie based on the whole E.T. game thing


but that's not what I'm going to rant about... a Studio is going to film a documentary looking for the Buried E.T. Treasure... If we can call that a treasure. Part of me thinks that this will end up being a Geraldo...



I said GeraLdo not GeraRdo

Odds and ends 5/22/2013

My provider finally added BBC America to their line-up... Finally I can watch Doctor Who!! And Marathons of Star Trek: the Next Generation... Why am I watching Star Trek: the Next Generation? I thought that the whole point of a BBC channel was to watch British shows! Then again, the only British show I currently watch IS Doctor Who!!


OK Bieber, it's things like these that make people not take you seriously... The whole Chummy Wummy thing with a woman-beater makes people think less of you! I'm starting to feel really bad about Selena Gomez...

Xbox one was finally announced and I'm unimpressed. Zero, Zilch, Nada on backwards compatibility... Most games seem to be sports game and the focus seems to be making the Xbox the central hub for your TV. Voice and kinnect commands for using the TV... Meh... The possibility that the console would require an internet connection MOST of the time (even for single player games) is a HUGE Turn-off for me... Seems that this "next generation" is one that I'm very likely not going to be a part of...

3D Printing a Pizza!? I guess it's time for Michelangelo quote Jean Luc Picard and say:

(I had to wrap up that ST TNG mention up there)

Odds and ends 20th of May 2013

Seriously? You want to be taken seriously? you ARE a JOKE!! Of course I'm talking about Gropey, the  Irresponsible former Monkey Owner. Justin Bieber was booed at the Billboard Awards and he was "forced" to defend himself... He did the usual, mention his age, indirectly mentioning his monetary value as signs that he is "doing good" that he's the real deal and that he should be taken seriously cause he's an artist.

I'm sorry, but if Bieber wants people to take him seriously; he needs to stop acting like a douchenozzle!
The Mally saga portrays him as an irresponsible and neglectful animal owner. How can someone demand respect when he treats his own pet as a disposable item!?

The Anne Frank Guestbook issue portrays him as a self-centered egomaniac who lacks respect to everything. If he wants to be taken seriously, then he should behave like a respectable human being.
Acting like an asshat does not earn you respect.



Comic book "artist" goes to Kickstarter to get his comic funded. What Artist? The one who hates drawing feet, makes weird-ass double barreled guns that hover strangely over closed fists. The one who draws women with torpedo tits and they all seem to suffer from Spina Bifida. The man who puts pouches on pouches and men with Ginormous codpieces hidden within their tights... His shading technique is legendary... I'm talking aboutXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEM! douchenozzle Rob Leifeld!!
The worst part is that people already have donated $10,000.00+ for this to happen! OK I'm not a fan of his, but what bugs me is that he is well known for being mediocre AND pretending to be the holy grail of comics with a douche-like attitude.


Weed eating pigs are tasty? Apparently, if you feed your hog with the wacky tobacky it gives the pig the munchies... Which makes them eat more, therefore fatter and tastier... Am I the only one who wants to see a Stoner Pigs movie... like Gordy or Babe/Pineapple Express mash-up?

DC Comics knows how to make my wallet hurt... They are REALLY tempting me with a set of statues...

of the SBFFs!! (way better than Teen Titans go!)

Holy crap! The Mouse backed away from "sexy Merida"!

Apparently they quietly removed the revamped Merida and that's kinda awesome!
I just can't believe that Disney actually bowed to Public pressure. I'll be honest, I didn't think this would happen. I'm glad that the Tweaking of Merida has been delayed... (Oh they're going to try again, but in a more subtle way...)



Bieber news time!! He gave up on the Monkey... Now Mally can be free in a German Zoo...

Seems like Kimmel wasn't much help... Then again, the Monkey is better without Bieber TBH.

Guess who was on Today's Toy Hunter?
I'll give you a hint... He wrote the story for the MOTUC Mini Comics... Give up? The Creator of the Purpool! (and the one who thinks that Spirit of Hordak's release is fun! Cause everyone loves the hunt!) Scott Toyguru Neitlich himself... I hope he had a Spector in his pocket!

Dear Bieber Drugs are bad Mmmkay!

They found drugs on Bieber's bus...  Seriously, dude!! Stop being such an asshat so you aren't on the headlines for being a foo!


Digital River is going to look on some issues with my Snake Face order... Hopefully he'll be able to come out of the Toy Chest... I mean, Boobie Tassel snakes, Medusa head... The comedic potential in this guy is enormous!!

MTV seems to be fond of Scary Movies... No, not the crappy Parody movies that the first one was a parody of Scream, which was a parody/love letter to scary movies...
The Moronic Television is going to make a TV Series based on Scream... That's almost as exciting as Harlem shake videos

Mizzle's Engizzle to Lizzle Hizzle is off agizzle

Now if you don't Understand Snoop Do... Lionese it means that
Miley's engagement to Liam Hemsworth is off again!
Seriously, this Relationship is like the tides... Speaking of Relationships that are over...

Bieber's Monkey is going nowhere... Germany is saying that... Apparently, Bieber doesn't care much about his Monkey, otherwise he'd be fighting till the end to get it back.
Seriously, Bieber should be like Captain Kirk while Germany is playing the role of the Gorn...


or just surrender his rights to the Monkey and call it a day... (OK I just wanted an excuse to use the Kirk vs Gorn clip)

And Douchebag Director Extraordinaire is NOT apologizing... (Translation: He took it back, but is blaming everyone else... BOOM!)

He's an Idiot! Belieb it!!

Seriously? Justin Bieber did WHAT? OK this is the worst thing I've heard about Anne Frank since the weird Fan-fiction in which she gets married to Goku. I kid you not... Goku even fights Hitler... but that is nothing compared to the latest Bieber Shot...

"Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a belieber."

Really? Really? I'll let a professional carry this on:


How full of himself is he to think that Anne Frank should be HIS fan when she's a more important historical figure than he IS... or most likely will be...

Had he written just the first two sentences, I wouldn't be complaining. I mean that would have been an act of respect. It's the self-serving, self-aggrandizing last sentence that ruins it...


Speaking of WTF stuff, Woman arrested for approaching Wolverine with an Electric Razor.

I guess he is the best there is at what he does and what he does ain't pretty.
Apparently what he does is getting pelted by Electric Razors... I'm not sure what's going on, was she trying to shave him, collect hairs, make him bleed, hope to see him pop them out? In any case she was arrested for stalking... wait. Concealed weapon, attacking a mutant... That lady is no stalker... she's a SENTINEL!!



A clip from the Man of Steel movie has Surfaced... It involves Zod...


Shame that we will not get this little Cinematic Gem:

(eh, they'll probably toss it as a line when Zod is struggling with Kal-El)