Nov 1, 2026

It came from the Toy Chest: John Donald Bowman


 As he was named by his parents. Later changed to James David Hamel, then James David Vance, now just JD (as in Jay Dee, not James David)... Dude with so many dead names hates Trans People changing theirs. He even claims it's a DEI conspiracy. 

Well, he arrived. I was saving him for the Advent Calendar, but I chose not to. He is Trump from the neck down.
Vance: Oh you are looking sexier than Usha tonight.


Articulation:
I got the snippet from the Trump review. He's based on the Talking announcer body, slightly modified for height. So he has standard articulation with the exception of the mod torso articulation to house the batteries and speaker.
3.5
Vance: Ungh! I've Arrived!


Paint and sculpt:
He's a modified announcer body, same as Trump. The likeness is not 100% but it reads JD Bowman. The necks still don't match heads, but that's a common thing in most companies.
4.5
Trump: JD are you having sex with Erika Kirk?
Wait, that's Ivanka.
Vance: No sir, that's your Realistic Ivanka doll in her prime.
Trump: Ah yes my Pocket Ivanka.


Accessories:
The accessories are easily seen in this promo pic:

1 extra head
9 extra hands
Trump podium
Mic
5.0
Vance: Sir, I'll be going. I have to deliver the Rally Message...
Trump: Oh yes Ivanka Daddy is gonna buy you a Pony... No, I don't love Eric and Don Jr. Like I love you...
Vance: and he's off his rocker now.


Overall:
John David Hamel gets a 4.33 as his final score. It's an OK score. The talking feature is just like Trump's I think he has less phrases...
Ask me about Husted's ass!!



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