Welp! There was another Child sex trafficking ring

 This one doesn't involve Jeffrey Epstein. It involves other people.

The Current Secretary of Education, Linda McMahon and her husband

I knew of the adult woman that was allegedly raped. I didn't know about the kids.

With all the Epstein stuff floating around, This issue resurfaced.

Oof!

Just found out Mario Ernesto Sanchez died a few months ago.

 Cuban Actor, Director, and patrol of Hispanic Theater in South Florida, mostly known in the US for playing sketchy characters. He was in BOTH Miami Vices... the 80s series and the 2006 movie adaptation. He was in Invasion USA, 8mm, The Specialist, Bad Boys, the OG 21 Jump Street, and the reason I remember him: Proof of Life.

The reason I'm writing this rant is because I'm working on another chapter of my shitty fic loosely tied to TMNT to make it a fanfic... and there's a reference to Proof of Life specifically, the scene where, Mr. Sanchez is scamming Meg Ryan and Russell Crowe interferes and he came with David Caruso.

Near the end, when Caruso is ushering them out at shotgun-point someone yells in Spanish with a slightly Cuban Accent ¿Cómo coño quieres que me vaya comemierda, si no tengo las llaves del carro?

The phrase became something of a meme between my mom and I. Using ¿Cómo coño quieres que me vaya comemierda, si no tengo x? With x Being whatever we forgot. 

Lung Cancer was the reason of his death. My late condolences to friends and family. As a former theater kid, it's sad when a defender of the theatrical arts leaves the mortal coil.

"Comemierda, Arturo por fin consiguió las llaves del carro y se fué con El Señor."

This bit of news had to come way after Shark Week

 Golfing Sharks... or more accurately, Water Hazard with bull sharks. Take a wild guess where this happened. 

Yes, it's Australia... this surprises no one.

This video is 11 years old... I didn't hear about it until a coworker commented on this. Normally you'd expect that a golf club water hazard something like a crocodile or an alligator, not a freaking shark!

Speaking of Alligators. There is an alligator who is a support animal. Wally the alligator, who was the visual reference for Gator Loki is apparently a celebrity in Philadelphia. He was brought to a Mret and Greet to the Philies, but couldn't enter the stadium because he's a gator.

Ponies did it first. Gummy is essentially Pinkie Pie's Emotional Support Alligator.

The reason why Miley killed Hannah:

 She got her tuna pounded and felt that Hannah died at that moment... Aside from the fact that I don't read Teen Vogue, I can't believe such a HUGE Miley/Hannah article slipped through the cracks for nearly 3 years before I noticed it... So the mysterious person who popped Miley's Cherry is to blame for the death of Hannah Montana...

I guess sex with Miley must be pretty boring if she won't put on the wig...

Because let's be real here for just one minute. Having sex with Miley is one thing... I wouldn't know, since I haven't had the opportunity to do so. BUT having sex with HANNAH MONTANA, now THAT is something special. It may be the same body as Miley, but it's Hannah Montana... and there's a bit of some "dark elements" at play... like the idea of corrupting "sweet and innocent Hannah". Some people get off on that. Other folks are turned on by the idea of having sex with Fictional Characters. Remember the Aerith and Tifa sex dolls. Now I wonder, has anyone even asked Miley to put on the wig for sex?

Now for the sake of equality, I shall mention my second favorite Osment... the one with the Necrosight... Haley Joel... If I was a girl and had the opportunity of having sex with him, I'd totally give him a Sora wig and a plastic Keyblade.  That is because the idea of having sex with Kingdoms Hearts's Sora is more exciting than Haley Joel Osment. Before anyone asks, the Keyblade is so he can spank Girl-me like a duck who won't heal Sora.

While I'm at it, dishonor on me, dishonor on my cow and all that...

At least my brain didn't think of My Little Pony...

Super7 posted an update:

We just got a video on Super7's Facebook Page, where Mr. Flynn basically tells us some news...

Some Good, some Bad, and some Ugly. Apparently part of the delay on the ultimates is due to the Chinese Factories destroyed/lost some of the tooling molds... (Due to usage throughout the years, incompetence, Scott's revenge... It's a secret to everybody) So they had to redo some molds. THEY LOST THE HAVOC STAFF!!

They explain why the Filmation and Classics Wave 1 haven't had their subs open, because those were like mega early protos and they're dealing with the costs with the factory and stuff...

Power Con is in September and the Figures will be available to preorder via Power Con this Week IIRC Saturday. (that was posted by Val Staples a while back)

The rest of the video is stuff I don't care about, like the 3.75" Re-Action stuff, MOTUSCLE... The Faux Vintage Filmation figures, but one last tidbit was given. Priority One is MOTUC stuff.

Shakira wrote a Dora the Explorer Storybook...

Is it me or does Dora kinda looks like Ma-Ti? 

Sure it was like 7 years ago, but I saw the book today... Needless to say, I got a copy...


For a Children's book, I gotta say, Shakira manages to do self-insertion better than me, or a professional. Also, Doraverse Shakira looks hot, for a cartoon character... But to be fair, Shakira looks hot in any universe. To my understanding a percentage of the books' costs would go to the barefoot foundation to help children receive supplies for their education.

Is that Purple thing what I think it is?

I could be a bit of an ass and make an in-depth analysis of the book. Well, I shall... First: Shakira owes me an explanation:
What the Hell is the woman from Eyes Like Yours doing? On the English Version:
Oh, you know I have seen a woman of means in rags and begging for pleasure.

Spanish Version:
Ayer vi pasar a una mujer debajo de su camello.
(Yesterday, I saw a woman pass by beneath her camel.)

So, the woman of means in rags and begging for pleasure BENEATH HER CAMEL??? How can you get pleasure under a camel? But, I know, let's nitpick the crap out of the story:

You know what BGM we want...

 OK, so Dora is getting ready for "El Día Mundial de la Escuela"... It's Dora, I have to add random things in Español in order to have the full Experiencia de Dora.

So, Dora wants everyone on Earth to have a party for "El Día Mundial de la Escuela" and they're gonna be on Skype and stuff with Shakira popping up at a school on apparently, Brazil. (Based on the map pic where she departs to Ethiopia.) So, that would take about 12 hours on a plane.
Then she went to India (About 6 hours via plane) but she went on train, which might take more time. She then went to Cambodia (about 7 hours on a plane) but she went on an elephant, which means it took her a lot more time. then from Cambodia to Brazil, on a plane is about 25 hours... Dora went on an air balloon, which means she took a lot more.

See my issue: Shakira has a terrible notion of time. Seriously, she went to this little rainforest school in Brazil and was there for like 2-3 days waiting on for Dora.
My next issue:

No Swiper....
Aw man!
But other than that, Shakira made a simple story that fit within the format it was going to be released.

Where's Pumyra? a Matty Eulogy.

You are all aware that I got my Mumm-Ra and Pumyra from Mattycollector. What I haven't received is the MOTUC Order, Wraith + Tuskador... It's kinda hard not to complain about Matty's inability to do things when one is nearly 2 months from when they bill you and the items have not arrived. Supposedly, I'll be getting Panthro this week, so I'll close Thundercats with a 2-in-1 review.

Also, Matty is finally DEAD!! (entirely my fault if we're to believe a certain spiritual guide of playthings.) Rumor has it that the remaining items are going to be dealt through the Mattel shop (Much better service and when they offer FREE shipping it's 3-day Priority mail. None of that slow-ass Newgistics)

Now that Matty is dead, I must offer my condolences. It was a FLAWED, FLAWED Website... Relying on a very unreliable distribution company (DigiRiver) The idea was good, the execution was less than desirable. I will put the blame where it solely belongs and that is Mattel and Scott Neitlich.

Having a website where you can buy the figures without having to be on the Retail Hunt is an excellent idea. While, back then, I wasn't a fan of online purchases, now I believe in the idea.

Had Mattel been more invested in nurturing the Adult Collectible area, which they attempted 1/8-assedly with Matty; they'd probably would have been better off. Let's face it: The Adult collector is a stronger buying force than Little Timmy, who is now glued to an iPad.

Sadly, Most of Mattel seems to be in the Stone Age and didn't understand the importance of Mattycollector. Had Mattycollector been managed better, (not a jab against Scott Neitlich) I mean, had Mattel been far more invested in the website, Matty would still be alive. I recognize that Scott DID help in keeping the ship afloat, but that doesn't cancel the bad things he did for the brand.

All in all it was one heck of a ride! The product, for the most part, was amazing. Everything else was a bit of a mess. Now that Matty is now no longer with us, we await what Super7 might bring. Yes, I'm not a fan of the Kitschy stuff they make. In fact I've made some snarky remarks about some items... But that Dungeon Grate Rug looks amazeballs. Hopefully the toys will be awesome and exceed our expectations. I hope that issues don't pop up, so I don't have to rant about them.

Many people are happy to say good riddance to Digital River... I am glad for no longer needing to deal with them (after having multiple issues with them), but I, in a way, will miss Mattycollector. I mean, for months I came to the site, around noon every 15th-ish and I popped up this on the background

as I fought the Red, then White Screen of death to order my MOTUCs... Until I subbed up and stopped visiting Matty that much. Nearly 8 years of tradition is something that isn't shaken off that easily. It's a bittersweet feeling... Sure, dealing with the shenanigans by Scott, the Transparency turned into invisibility from his replacements, and Digital River goof-ups was a pain in the ass, but getting these amazing toys (barring the ones with massive QC issues) made it ALMOST BEARABLE.

Matty, you were unfairly killed by Mattel and Scott Neitlich. He saw the writing on the wall and abandoned ship, and to Render unto Caesar and all that, Scott was A DRIVING FORCE AT MATTY. (I may not have liked all his choices, but credit is given where credit is due.) Mattel lost Disney to Hasbro and Barbie sales began to plummet, so the archaic minds at Mattel targeted Matty. Now in order to save face, they blame me. You had potential, but Mattel didn't see it. Scott lost sight of it when he focused on promoting himself over nurturing Matty.

Despite all the crap, I stuck with you. When they pulled the plug, I was angry... Goodnight Sweet Prince. And flights of Angels sing thee to thy rest.

I'm not sure what I'll do for 2017... If I'll go for 365 rants a year or if that number will change... Only time will tell.

The CM on CM Punk must stand for Chicken Man... right?

He's got an opponent who is NOT a Power Ranger. The thing is that Now CM Punk has to go on back surgery and postpone the fight. I mean it's not like other fighters are having their doubts on Punk.  If we assume the notion mentioned on the first link that Punk lost 15 out of 16 "training matches" is true, then we can see WHY he is chickening out.


I think that Punk should reconsider fighting Jason David Frank...


Seriously, Punk's not getting any younger and he's been roughly for over a year saying that he's going to be a UFC dude, but still no fight. It's always excuses with Punk. Here's Punk's comments on the issue.

Odds and ends 7/7/15

Looks like Subway is most likely going to distance themselves from Jared Fogle. The feds raided Fogle's residence due to a child pornography investigation. To be fair, a former employee from the Jared Foundation was arrested due to child pornography. My uneducated guess is that this raid must be related to that.

Now here's the thing: Assuming Jared is innocent, his name has been dragged through the mud due to this issue, I found out about this due to various posts on Facebook that were saying that he totally is a pederast and that he should rot in jail.


I'm betting that Subway may silently drop Jared from their ad campaigns due to this, they still need to protect their brand.


Slowpoke Rodriguez is a much faster writer than GRRM. Rumors about him finishing the Sixth Book seem to have been wrong.

Once again, WRITE, GEORGE WRITE!!



Judd Apatow is an idiot. He claims that "We shouldn't need Bill Cosby to admit it to believe forty people who were victimized by him."  I'm sorry but we shouldn't believe what people say simply because they are women. Now I'm NOT saying that they are lying or that they are not. what I'm saying is that we shouldn't Listen and Believe because PEOPLE LIE. We have things like the Duke Lacrosse Case and the infamous UVA rape incident published by Rolling Stone. Evidence is very important when dealing with serious accusations such as this. The reveal of a 2005 t estimony of Cosby admitting that he DID drug a woman to have sex with can give some weight to those claims. But to Judd Apatow, that means jack squat, because we should have believed the women from the start.

Let's suppose that Bill was 100% innocent and he had never drugged anyone nor had sex with anyone aside his wife. Had we believed these women straight out of the bat, we'd have condemned an innocent man. Is that Justice? To put the guilt on an innocent man, because Rape is bad? That is not OK with me.

Now we have the issue that Cosby has admitted using drugs on women to help his chances at sex. OK, that opens up a series of questions:
Did he slipped the drugs on them without telling them?
Did he give them the drugs and they took them willingly?
Did they consent on having sex with Cosby BEFORE OR AFTER the drugs?
and many others that could be thought up by lawyers, This has been one of the few bits of evidence revealed on this issue. The testimony of 40 women is not exactly evidence, That is more of an Accusation... or in this case 40.

WE shouldn't pass judgment on Cosby. We weren't there when these events allegedly happened.
If there is base for these accusations, then they should take it to court. If Cosby is found Guilty, then he should be punished to the full extent of the law.

WE can't tell who is telling the truth and who is lying. Before we pass judgment, EVIDENCE to prove the claims IS NEEDED, otherwise we'd be OK-ing lynch mobs.

Crapcom is doing something Awesome related to MEGA MAN for once...
WEARABLE MEGA MAN HELMET... That's right! you can now become MEGA MAN...
or in the worst case Scenario:

American box Art Megaman cosplay!!! But if you're short and slender you could end up looking like:


Deadpool may be the last time we See Ryan Reynolds in a Superhero movie.
Don't know if this is good or bad news... I mean,

I can't play any sides with this bit of news... Except demand that everyone sees DEADPOOL at theaters and buys the movie when it comes out...

August 5 odds and ends Kowlometers, Punching Bieber and crap.

So, this is old news that I tried to avoid like the plague, since it involves that Annoying Canadian Brat...
Legolas punched Bieber or something. So, pretty much everyone sided with Orlando Bloom here... Gee I wonder why is that. Hell, even the Star Lord himself had something to say about the whole Punching Bieber thing.

"Yeah dude, I'd rather get farted on by David Hasselhoff than punched by Orlando Bloom”

-Chris Pratt


Uh-Oh! Now it's a perfect time to panic MOTUC fans! We're at 71% on the infamous Kowl-o-Meter!!

We have less than 13 days and 29% to go... This worries me big time since Angella was not Officially shown, so she could be left out and that would royally suck! (freaking lizard man, plundor and nepthu)

Also, Mattel did this thing for San Diego Comic Con...


I'm surprised that they actually DID something to promote the subs other than Neitlich telling us to buy the sub!
We need to have that Kowl-o-Meter reaching the late 90s by the 12, otherwise there will be no 2015 line...




Now I have a WWE styled Triple Threat mini rant.

Obviously by the Titantron clip, you might guess that it involves Hulk Hogan...
Well, Looks like Hogan still knows best... No, it's not a new season from the vh1 reality show starring Hogan, but more like the Hulkster meddling in the affairs of his baby girl Brooke and breaking off her engagement to a Dallas Cowboy... Damn! That's almost as crazy as Hulk Hogan trying to get back in the ring... Which he is totally considering. His opponent is a racist cereal mascot... who really sucks and is a third rate Hogan wannabe. If this indeed does happen it's likely to happen at the Grand Daddy of them all, Wrestlemania... Speaking of which, Poor ol' Vinnie Mac is slashing the budget left and right. He's gotten so far on the budget slashing that the Grand Daddy of them all has become a senior citizen event... Less pyrotechnics and now it'll be even earlier (starting at 4:00 PM PST so no fireworks during daylight) It's like they want to finish off Wrestlemania early like a Senior Citizen...
Also, they might combine Raw and Smackdown into a single show. It really looks like Vinnie Mac may end up eating Ramen for a while...

Odds and Ends 1/25/2014

The Topangaborn is coming and we have 21 Episodes for the first Season. Episode one will have a VERY SPECIAL GUEST!!!

(I've overused the Feeny call)
It's great that it's finally happening. I am curious to see what's going on with Cory and Topanga's life. While I'm hyped, I tend to keep my expectations down because it's on Disney Channel.


Bieber was busted... Underage Drinking, DUI, Drag Racing, driving with an expired license, Resisting Arrest... (video of the infamous car chase on the link) The worst thing of it all is how stupid ass Beliebers are defending this idiot. HE ADMITTED to be using drugs (a combo of marihuana and prescription medications), drinking under the legal age. I'm sorry but that is not someone who should be defended. He did the crime, he should do the time. That is reckless endangerment. Luckily no one was hurt,but that doesn't mean he can walk away scot-free...

The kid is on a self destructive path, but because of his AFFLUENZA and being a CELEBRITY he is very likely to get a Slap on the wrist.

He did the crime, he should totally do the time... Hell he can even bulk up in prison and become Gangsta. Cause everybody knows that if you bulk up in prison it's real... Real Gangsta... But we all know that he'll walk out of this unscathed... Well his wallet might be a bit lighter, but this assclown will do something stupid once again. Luck runs out...
Do we have to wait until his stupidity hurts or kills someone else before intervening. I mean look at his smug little smile. He is smiling like a little asshat on his mugshot. He doesn't give a damn about the law. He exudes an attitude that portrays him as if  he believed that he's ABOVE THE LAW.


Speaking of idiots, this guy posted his own wanted poster on Facebook... 45 minutes later he was arrested. I guess he deserved it for being an idiot... I'm sure he won't get a slap on the wrist like Fast and Furious, I mean Bieber...

Back to Bieber again... Here's a Petition to the White House to revoke his Green Card and send the little troublemaker back to Canada... I agree with the idea. No, it's not about whether I like his music or not. It's about him being unrepentant about his awful behavior and lawbreaking antics which are a danger to himself and (especially) others. He thinks he's above the laws of the US of A well, let Canada take care of this nuisance. He is Canadian after all...

OK What is this?

I know it's a short parody, but check out the video and you'll find out why I am freaking out about this...


Go watch... Halfway through you'll see the reason why I am so excited about this... no, it's not the tits... OK it kinda is, but not in the way you'd think.













































OK so now that you watched the video we have Mr. Feeny saying "tits". I know it sounds immature, but I wish we could have a video of Mr. William Daniels saying all the basic expletives available. Just because it would be hilarious to tell someone to go ____ themselves by using Mr. Feeny's voice. It would be weird, like a Pissed off Bob Ross weird.

That is why movies like Kindergarten Cop or Stop or My Mom Will Shoot work! The "Fish out of Water" aspect with the BIG BAD ACTION STARS in comedic roles. The inverse is possible.
From This:

to this or this.

then again the Exception to the Rule would be


While the short way up above still keeps Mr. Daniels in a similar role to his most known role that does not involve the Hoff, "the tits" changes everything... Which brings me to the MAIN point of the rant...

Haven't you had a moment where you're watching a movie/show/etc. when Suddenly: BOOM! An actor from another show that you enjoy(ed) suddenly appears, that you hadn't noticed before?
Well, in my case the one with the most surprising appearances is Mr. William Daniels.

He's appeared in so much stuff that has surprised me. I mean he was in Blades of Glory... (Still don't get how I actually WATCHED that movie, since I'm no fan of Will Ferrell and I Despise John Heder with a passion. Then again, I don't know how I sat through Napoleon Dynamite the other day... both movie and series... OK Series I get because I was told that Tara Strong did some voicework on the show.) Where was I? Feeny... Well, the only things I remember from Blades of Glory were: Flash Gordon theme and Feeny... um... William Daniels. Before you ask, yes I did yell "FEENY!!" when I saw him. But my biggest "Feeny Freakout!" was on a show long before Boy Meets World or Knight Rider... One of the Few episodes I remember from The Incredible Hulk had Feeny as a bad guy!
Now THAT Really freaked me out!

I watched Flight of the Phoenix Recently and had another one of those Holy crap moments when I realized that the Annoying Company man was none other than Dr. House... (don't get me started on Stuart Little... the mouse being McFly freaks me out more than Dr. House being Mr. Little.)
Normally I get these Holy Crap moments with Voice Actors... It's even crazier when I get it with Normal Actors. It's crazy realizing that Tobey Maguire was on The Wizard, but in all fairness he was a kid back then. It's even crazier when the actor is an adult and you don't see the actor, but a character. (Happens to me a lot with Sean Bean as well. I only recognize him when he dies)

Russell Crowe goes Biblical

I know this is old news... Cause Noah's in the Old Testament and all that... (Dammit! I needed a Methuselah movie to make this joke work... Then again you can't spell Methuselah without Meth... Nah, still grasping at straws and reaching too far just to make a Breaking Bad reference...)
OK so here's the deal: Russell Crowe is Noah... as in the Biblical Noah.

He's got Hermionie, Hannibal Lecter, and the girl from Labrynth (who worked with Crowe on a Beautiful Mind) as his supporting cast... From the Director of The Fountain and that movie where Meg Griffin  has sex with Amidala... But it's still Russell Crowe and I have a problem with him... I fall asleep on his movies. I mean I LOVE Gladiator, but I always seem to fall asleep watching it. Same thing with Robin Hood. Now I'm not sure if it's Crowe + Scott = Nap time, but I have a slight fear of falling asleep with Crowe on the Screen. (which means wait till Noah is on DVD to watch.)

At first I thought it was the Gladiator Soundtrack...

Seriously, I use this as a lullaby. Then I saw Robin Hood and I was sawing logs. I tried Virtuosity and I stayed awake through the whole thing. So I saw Proof Of Life on VHS (feeling like a hipster right now) and I was awake through the whole thing.

I made it through A Beautiful Mind (not on the same day, mind you... Too much Russell Crowe can be a bad thing) Though I felt myself nearly dozing off.

I'm a bit afraid of Noah... I'm not a fan of Aronofsky's movies aside The Wrestler. Russell Crowe can be hit or miss to me. I also fear movies based on Religious Material because of all the controversy they can bring. The movie looks good and at least it's a movie without Jesus or Moses (since those are the 2 figures who get more movies). That reminds me I need to get The Man of Steel... It calls for a Super Review.

Holy Fan Film

Batman! The folks from Bat in the Sun productions have been making a TON of Bat-Fan Films and they kick ass! (I know this is old, but I just saw it)

These guys get Batman way better than the people at Warner Brothers. Hell, this Bat film is better than the Batdog Rises with Christian Bale as Batdog. Seriously that Bane with the Facehugger jockstrap was lame as Hell. Seriously, watch this 30 minute fan-film. Remember that this is a Fan-Film and doesn't have the Multi-Million budget that a true Feature film would have. But taking in consideration that this IS a fan film, you can see that it's a great Batman short and like I said before, truer to Batman than the Nolanverse. I don't know why WB and DC haven't gotten these guys on board to make a Bat-Movie.

BTW the Bat in the Sun people are the same folks behind Super Power Beatdown! which kicks ass (except when they have the bat family win almost every match... They COULD be a little biased.)

Don Mattrick is Fleeing Microsoft and is looking for asylum at Zynga and other stuff...

Don Mattrick... That name sounds vaguely familiar...

Ah... I remember now. Well, He's abandoning the Microsoft ship... No wonder he's doing that, since he's the face of all that was wrong with the XBOne. Now he's heading with the FarmVille People...
Eh... This means I'll be hearing less of him and I have no intention of getting into Zynga's games... Seriously, I Bleeping HATE FarmVille with a passion...

Mr. Elmo has dodged the bullet for now. A bunch of Legalese stuff that claims that for the moment, Kevin Clash, has dodged the bullet with the whole Sexual Abuse thing. The Accusers could appeal the decision...

Science has discovered the origin of метеор

And it's not the Black Materia...


So you can take your One Winged Angel and shove it...

Apparently the Meteor came from the Asteroid belt beyond Mars... and not related to the other asteroid... Cosmic Coincidence they call it. Interesting, but hard to believe for normal folks...

Dog shoots man...

Not that Dog... and I'm not talking about Christian Bale's batman voice either... I'm talking about the animal a dog that shot a man in Florida after it kicked a gun that wasn't as unloaded as the guy thought... He shouldn't be so careless with his gun!

Like this guy!

At least the Titanic II guy had the decency of not calling Titanic II Unsinkable... We know how well that went...

We saw her boobs and then he died! Still, making an actual ship and calling it Titanic II seems to be tempting fate a bit too much...

Oreo Separator? It splits the cookies from the creme? What kind of sorcery is this?

It's almost like Eating Oreos: Mythbusters style...

Spider-Douche has gotten itself a Norman Osborn! It's Chris Cooper (American Beauty, The Muppets, Remember Me)... So now we have Electro, Rhino and an upcoming Green Goblin... but the worst news is that Mary Jane looks to Mary Plain...

Not fair for MJ, then again the Previous MJ wasn't Amazing... Talking about the Jumanji screamer...

Toyfair has brought some great news Everypony!

Marvel Legends will release a Jim Lee 90s Jean Grey... What does this mean?

We're a Jubilee (and a Hover Chair for Charles Xavier) short of having the Full roster of the cartoon! FINALLY!! We get a FREAKING JEAN GREY!!

Judging by the Title, you must've known that I will talk ponies... Yes, I will, but before that I must talk Mattel

Mayor West in his youth!

Mayor West's car...

There are some pics of the Riddler and Penguin floating around... Still no signs of Catwoman, Joker, Batgirl or Robin and his massive package...

Now we talk Ponies... Blind bag scale ponies are getting some stuff like Celestia, Queen Chrissalys, True Fluttershy (not RD painted in Fluttershy colors) STEVEN MAGNET!


but that's not all... there is a Nightmaremoonzilla coming AND another TRU set... seems it comes with Nightmare moon again... UPDATE! they reused the Nightmare Moon buck but it's Queen Chrysalis... 

Diamond Tiara, Lyra, Shining Armor, Cadance, somepony I don't recognize, and last but not least...

My reaction to this can be described as

Also the Princess Sparkle toys are real

Odds and ends Pre Turkey Day 2012

We're one month until the End of the World and all that, so we're having a Pre-Thanksgiving odds and ends here at the House of rants... (mostly cause I've not done too many rants that do not involve toys.) So, let's start with Katniss Everdeen rear-ending a car cause of Honey Boo Boo. I mean really, she thought she saw Honey Boo Boo and rear-ended another car?

All my knowledge of Honey Boo Boo comes from this picture and from what little I've glimpsed when skipping TLC when channel surfing.

I dunno which is worse, Crashing a car, or Crashing a Car cause of Reality TV... I think that playing Katniss would've, I dunno, make here DETEST Reality TV? But what do I know, Actors are a cowardly and superstitious lot...

Speaking of TLC and the lame crap they have now... Hmmm TLC = This Lame Crap! I KNEW it!
I miss the time when that Network was The Learning Channel... and you learned stuff. Now we have crap like Krang and Android Body, the whole Jon and Kate plus 8 crud, or Toddlers and Tiaras, which was K&AB's origin, or the worst of them all I didn't know I was Pregnant (now off the air according to the Internet.) I mean How in the heck can't a woman NOT KNOW she's pregnant... From educational to Trash...
Here's a video from the OTHER TLC... I remember back in the 90s when they showed up and My good friend Gerry was trying to get me into them he was all like:
"Nefty, dude, you got to check out TLC!"
my honest reply was:
"The Learning Channel?"
-"No you asswipe, this group called TLC!"

Then I heard Waterfalls and that's the only thing I remember about the other TLC...

Evil Lyn, is that you? Oh, it's just ANOTHER lady who was arrested for boning a Skeletor Skeleton.
In that case it would be Evil Lyn boning Scareglow, but still... it's kinda creepy boning a Skeleton... Insert Mandatory Marc Anthony joke here...

I dunno if this guys is stupid or has adamantium testes. Going to an airport while wearing a watch that looks like a bomb detonator. He should have gone with the TNT vest to make things more entertaining!

Hey! What The!? Hey hey hey! What's going on here?

Mr. Belding Kicks ASS!!  Dennis Haskins better known to most of the world as Principal Richard Belding from Saved By The Bell...

I already used the Hey hey hey! What's going on here? on the title...
Apparently he is a Wrestling fan...

Not only that, but he actually KICKED ASS at another Wrestling venue...
That's Principal Belding Kicking Ass... I'm repeating myself cause I still can't believe it!!


An Art book with no pictures!? What the HELL!? the Ontario College of Art and Design assigned  one pictureless book for their "Global Visual and Material Culture: Prehistory to 1800" class... WHAT THE HELL!? The most important thing on an Art History book is the PICTURES!! Paying $180 dollars on an art  book with NO PICTURES!?

Apparently I'm no longer an International fan for Mattel anymore. Did someone at Digital River opened up a History Book? Let's see how this goes... Don't want to have to buy Mekaneck and Dragon Blaster Skeletor from resellers... Not trying to be a jerk, but it took them 3 1/2 years to figure it out!


Cause I still can't believe that Mr. Belding is now Mr. AWESOME!!

Cause Mr. Belding...

It happened... Bella ad Edward are back together... I, I, uh... OK I kinda wished she had cheated on him with sharkboy... cause Twilight! As long as we don't read news about Taylor Lautner dating Mackenzie Foy... That would be too creepy... or beautiful if you're Stephenie Meyer!

Haley Joel Osment can see the first man on the moon!

I know that this is a bit of old news but Neil Armstrong is dead. He died of complications after a bypass surgery.

82 and humble... I salute Mr, Armstrong, a hero for Humanity.

Now, Haley Joel Osment is also watching a cool actor, a powerful actor, one who singlehandedly saved a crappy Ben Affleck movie... and he also VA'd the only non-sucking character from a crappy Ryan Reynolds movie...

Yes, Ladies and Gentlemen, Michael Clarke Duncan is dead and this sucks.

He died of heart issues. He will also be missed.

May they rest in Peace