No Fresh Prince on Suicide Squad 2

I can't believe this! There must be someone on Heaven or Hell listening to my prayers. Allegedly, scheduling conflicts is why The douche of Bel air is out... I'm glad he's not doing this. Mostly because I wanted to see Deadshot not Will Smith.  Everyone knows that in movies that are not so serious Will Smith plays Will Smith The Fresh Prince version. With Smith out of the picture they could recast the character hint: get rid of Jared Leto as the Joker as well.

Personally if I were to replace that Deadshot I'd use Michael B. Jordan as my first choice. But with every passing movie all I can think of is that DC should reboot everything and start from scratch.

Club Grayskull Adam news...

Seems like the Adan with the wrong sword might be THE Filmation Prince Adam. So, Super7 will be taking preorders for the people not going to the con during July. The people who preorder the figure will have to wait until October for it to be shipped. The first batch of figures will be available to those who go to the event and buy them IN PERSON.

This pisses me off for one reason... He has the WRONG SWORD!!! On the other hand, this brings me great joy because the gayest box and reference to the infamous video will be THE Filmation Prince Adam...

BUUUT I do have to question how this happened. Don't get me wrong, I'm excited for this $35 figure, but this deal seems like it wasn't part if the original plan.

If you guys recall, this figure was promoted as an item only for those who attended the Super7 event. Now it can be obtained by all who preorder. THIS SMALL CHANGE IS A GOOD THING!!  I guessed they realized that excluding a large percentage of the customer base is a bad thing. But whatever the reason, business, altruism, spiting homophobic fans, we're getting Laughing Adam... Dammit, now I want a Chef Allen

I wanna take you for a ride!!

It's Actually Happening... 4 on PS4...

The Second Sequel to THAT AMAZING Dreamcast and PS2 Game...
3 Had Phoenix Wright and Zero...
4 Has Megaman X...



Rumor has it that That will be the Only X in MVC4... The X-Men might not make it... and neither will the Fantastic 4... or in this case Doom or Super Skrull... Who's to blame?


and their dumbass squabble.

The little gameplay footage they sowed reminds me of Marvel Superheroes and X-Men vs SF

Hopefully they bring back the 6 buttons. Hated MVC3's 3 button and launch system.
Now we wait until 2017... I'm gonna call it now. X-Men will come for 2018 as a paid DLC to boost interest. (wouldn't be surprised if certain X-Folks will already be on the disc.) Now since it'll take a lot out of the MCU, will we see more Spidey folks? (Please have Ock, please have Ock!)

This trailer made me cry.

For obvious reasons, namely me understanding the pain the Elric Brothers suffered before they used forbidden alchemy.

The Pipsqueak is in live action now...
What can I say?
Amestris is supposed to be Europe, yet Edward looks Japanese? I mean, Ishval is supposed to be the Middle East and Xing is obviously China. If I bitched about Justin Chatwin playing Ukog, or Scar Jo playing Kusanagi...

Things I'm looking for:
Winry
Hawkeye
Hughes
Mustang
Rose
Scar
The Trisha incident
and most importantly:

I don't care about Homunculi, which could show up on the sequel or Bombastus Theophrastus Von Hohenheim... Not Paracelsus, the Other Hohenheim.

I have faith in Japan thanks to

IGI ARI!!

and then there is also this:

Charlie Sheen is officially NOT WINNING

I just found out that Charlie Sheen has HIV.

Yes, I know this video is in REALLY, REALLY, BAD TASTE, but it accentuates the whole "Crazy Charlie Sheen" stunt from the past... About 4 years, IIRC.

Charlie has been known for his wild partying ways and it's unsurprising that he ended up with HIV.
Now just because I said it's not surprising that a man with such lifestyle gets infected, does not mean that I think he deserves it. I mean, crap! That's one huge load on his shoulders now.


On more sad news, Don Vito is DEAD!!


He died of Liver and Kidney Failure. HE was 59!? Shoot! I thought he was MUCH OLDER than that... Oh well...

In any case my condolences to his family (including that Douche Bam)

Slimer is rumored to be forced in the unwanted reboot... Can't muster any energy to make a joke about Slimer sliming McCarthy... If it's true, will they Genderbend him into a her? Wouldn't be a true Genderbent version if they don't... So much for wanting to do "their own thing and not be attached to the originals..." Well, assuming the rumor is true.

Kylo Ren's lightsaber explained: Old Design, unstable and the crossguard is not really a crossguard but vents where excess power vents off... feh! In any case in roughly a month the Force will awaken... Will it live up to the hype or will it be another Phantom Menace... J.J. don't screw this up!!

The Sub-mageddon suspense...

It's killing me!! Now we have to wait until Digital River finishes crunching the numbers  and for Mattel's graphic's guy make the final charts. The Sub period is officially over. The waiting game is keeping everyone on Edge. Due to unforeseen circumstances I'm likely to not being online for the rest of the day and miss out on the outcome of this. C'est la Vie and all that!

I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, REALLY hope that the MOTUC Sub makes it... Cause Modulok, Blade, Two-Bad, Scorpia and...

My favorite Princess

Not to mention the possibility of NA Skeletor (that $25 Qaurterly is screaming NA Skeletor)
I have faith that MOTUC will make it this year... 2015 is another story. It will depend on 2014 making it and no issues with QC and Digital River... as well as support from the customer base.

If DC Makes it, I'd be surprised. Damian Wayne is not the best incentive I've seen. If the line fails, 20+ waves, 2 years on Matty, not to mention the extra Batman and Green Lantern Waves. Sadly the Mattycollector lines get zilch in marketing and all boils down to the fan support... Which makes these drama-filled month a huge pain in the neck. I could point fingers all day and make multiple rants on why the Matty Model is a huge pain for the customers/fans, but the guilty party will never accept its mistakes. 

I have little faith on the Ghostbusters preorder. I've said it before, but if it makes it. THAT would be a miracle.

Hopefully the mood will be closer to this

than this

But to end on a more positive note... We did fight tooth and nail... Hell Matty made a subber out of me!

UPDATE!!

He-Man is Flaming!!

WINNING!!

Sadly DCUC only reached 63%... Teh Ecto-1 was a 38% and It kinda sucks for DC fans and GB fans...

Odds and ends March 23 2011 Part II

On the previous Episode of Dragon Ball Z... Goku Bangs Bulma!

OK, that does not happen in DBZ, but the Showtime series Shameless has the actors who played

Goku and Bulma in the craptacular DB:E and they have sex scenes! Awkward!

I mentioned WINNING in Part I well,

Looks like someone is trying to hitch a ride on the Charlie Sheen Train... or the SNL writers needed to make another DUH! WINNING! reference on the same show...

The show was OK... even though Miley tried to defend the bong a couple of times... (Her idea or the writers' Idea? I have no idea...)

OK... This sounds like a Grand Theft Auto Mission... No Seriously!

Weird huh...

Now for the failed Sneaking mission award goes to:

Guy who tried to break into pizza place but his entry point was the vent over the fat fryer...

The Article title was misleading:

Burglar feels the heat dangling over hot oil vat

I was expecting something straight out of The Punisher... An attempted break in where the Owner dangles the burglar over the hot oil vat... But this was kinda funny, less awesome, but funny nonetheless.

Hollywood still wants to make AKIRA and the list of possible candidates for the main roles includes: Nu-Spidey, Sir Sparkly, Mr. Tumnus for the role of Tetsuo. The dude from Tron: Legacy, Young Magneto, Nu-Captain Kirk, Mr. D**k in a box and Last but not least the bad guy from Gladiator for Kaneda!

These guys are supposed to be playing teenagers...

My anime loving side weeps for the possible bastardization of AKIRA...

Odds and ends: March 23 2011 Part I

Holy crap! Elizabeth Taylor passed away! She had violet eyes, was considered by many a Goddess and she played Fred Flintstone's mother in-law! (on the Live action movie which was slightly better than it's sequel...) Not gonna mention about her long marriage/divorce list or that she was Cleopatra... She died of Heart Failure at 79.

Now for something more light-hearted...

Um... What? Not shocked about the mud thing, or the Pizzeria sabotage, but more about the Up! thing... Why? What's next testing if the Roadrunner "paint a mural in forced perspective and pass through it" trick works?

Normally I try to avoid politics in here, but this is just too damn funny to pass up! Hugo Chavez claims that Capitalism killed life on Mars! This guy is a riot! I guess if he stubs his toe with a bed post, Capitalism is to blame! If he bites his tongue while eating, Capitalism is the culprit!

I'm not saying that Capitalism is good or evil here, but his statements are ridiculous! Does Venezuela have an advanced space program? Apparently they only operate satellites, no Astronauts or anything, yet their Presidente KNOWS all about Mars? Weird...

This is madness! SPY KIDS 4!! What the HECK!? Apparently is a movie to pass on the torch to the next team. It'll be kinda weird seeing grown up versions of the Original Spy Kids... Oh yeah! Danny Trejo shows up playing yet another Machete... This would be like the 7th or 8th time he plays a Machete... What's the deal with this guy having characters named after some type of blade... Machete, Cuchillo, Navajas, etc.

Duh! Winning! Define Charlie Sheen: He can go crazy, get fired, still go on the crazy train, yet people still WANT HIM!! CBS may want him back and allegedly Fox is trying to get him...

Assuming this article is true, Charlie Sheen may have pulled off one of the greatest publicity stunts EVER! (knowingly or not.)

If a Normal person tried to pull a stunt like this off, there's a 99% chance of LOSING! Probably because of the lack of Tiger Blood.