Advent Calendar 15: I pity da foo!

 

With a title like that, y'all know I'm talking about First name Mister, middle name Period last name T... Mr.T, as in the man who pities foos. Partner of Hulk Hogan in the first Wrestlemania. 

Sadly, I missed out on the matching Hogan. Don't eat my balls, please! 

Hogan: People said I'm racist, so to prove I'm not, brother here's my N-word friend.
Mr.T: Did you just use the hard R?
Hogan: No I didn't.
Mr.T: I'm revoking your pass, foo!

Articulation

Mr.T has the standard Elite Articulation but with Butterfly shoulders and hinged toes, which are a plus. Unlike Slaughter, he doesn't have any stuck joints.

4.5

Hogan: As you can see, my brother is wearing my Merchandise showing he's my N- negro.
Mr.T: Don't give me no jibba jabba you racist foo!

Paint and sculpt

He looks like Mr.T circa Wrestlemania 1, but using a Mattel WWE buck, which is slightly more stylized than an accurate Mr.T.

There are no signs of paint slop on my figure

4.5

Mr.T: That's it Sucka! It's T time!
Hogan: I want it with Lemon and Honey, brother!

Accessories

Extra head

2 Extra hands

Hogan Crucifix

Mr.T chains

Soft goods Hulkamania shirt

Soft goods robe

Hulkamania cap

Back massager 

5.0

Overall

Mr.T has a final score of 4.67 and I pity da foo who thinks this is a bad figure. For a Mattel WWE figure, this is as good as it gets.

Mr.T: Another foo! Another chain added to the collection. Sometimes, I wish it didn't have to end up this way, as violence is bad, but some foos just won't listen.

Mr.T: All I can do is pity them and hope they change their ways. Hopefully a successor shall come and walk the path of pitying the foos and can solve manners without resorting to violence.