I was mildly disappointed with the Way of the Dragon Bruce Lee... Why did I get a Game of Death Bruce Lee? Because it was with a discount at Super7... before they went nuts with the shipping prices back in April. It was a birthday impulse buy. So here we are now.
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| Rita: What the Hell are you doing? Bruce: I am attacking your weak spot. Rita: It's inappropriate! Bruce: I'll stop then. Rita: I didn't say that. |
Articulation
For a Bruce Lee figure, his articulation is underwhelming. But for a Super7 Ultimates figure, the articulation is serviceable. Like on my past Bruce Lee figure review I cannot give it super high marks, because it can't properly do many Bruce Lee poses.
4.0
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| Bruce: I will show you my secret move: pussy grab! Rita: YES!YES!YES!YES! Bruce: Your cone tits make me so hard! |
Paint and sculpt
I have to be honest, while not perfect Bruce Lee has one of the better likenesses for a Super7 figure. I'm torn on the yellow used for his tracksuit as it only looks accurare for the "poorly illuminated scenes" but at the same rime, I'm glad it's not bright lime yellow.
4.5
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| Bruce: I will prepare your anus with this bamboo stick! Rita: Fuck yeah! Spank me, Daddy! Bruce: Spanking? I was going to put this stick up your ass, but you enjoy spankings... |
Accessories
2 extra heads
12 Extra hands
2 molded nunchaku
2 stringed nunchaku
Bamboo stick
Pouch for nunchaku
5.0
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| Bruce: I got something in my sack for you... Rita: Is it long? Bruce: Kinda... Rita: Is it hard? Bruce: Yeah... Rita: Give it to me! |
Overall
Bruce gets a 4.5 as his final score. The main floor for this line will always be the articulation being a bit lacking for a Bruce Lee figure. Don't get me wrong the figure looks really nice but the lack of articulation is the only thing that hurts him. I will also say the price point is also detrimental, but these are the the only figures in scale with stuff I mainly collect.
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| Bruce: WOOOOOO!! WATAAAAAAH! Rita: YES! IT'S NIAGARA FALLS DOWN THERE!! |
While it's been weird making Bruce Lee an erotic fantasy of Rita Repulsa, I didn't want to redo the SH Figuarts review but with less articulation.
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| Bruce: You made my Magic Wand grow! The wand is my penis. Rita: Mmmmggph! Bruce: Less talky more sucky... once I release you'll wake up next to your husband Lord Zedd. |
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