Advent Calendar 04: Todd Pew Pews Forever

 

I was able to get the third McFarlane Weapons Pak... and all I see is reuse in weird colors... but it seems we have a Taser gun. I think that 60% is bad redecos of previous weapons. BUT the new pieces seem to be pretty cool. But I can't whine before I show you dem gunz!

Here's the whole reuse next to their pak one versions. It's bad, but at least they're cool weapons. Imagine if we had gotten the cork gun, or the retro rayguns from pak 2... now to be fair for the $15 retail price. In my case I got these from a reseller UNDER Retail once I factored in McFarlane shipping costs to Puerto Rico. Now let's tackle the new weapons before we circle back to the oldies. 

Mr. Cade: Honey, why am I the one with the Taser?
Aurora: Because I picked this beauty before you were able to. You snooze, you lose!

As a gun ignoramus, it seems that the one held by Mr. Cade is holding what seems to be a Taser rifle, or some sort of Electric rifle. The end of the barrel is too thin for it to be a normal rifle.

Aurora on the other hand seems to have a rifle with a drum feeder and what I think is a suppressor.

Mr. Cade: Again with the Tasers?
Aurora: I just got the SPAS-12...
Mr.Cade: Clever girl.
Aurora: You Cades and your pop culture references.
Mr Cade: That's why y'all love us.

As you can see, this brand new Taser looks like the current tasers used by law enforcement. Aurora on the other hand has a SPAS-12 Shotgun. I know this one because I had to order a 1:12 one for Robert Muldoon for Mattel's jurassic park line 

Aurora:What's with these?
Mr.Cade: These are some Old School weapons.

It looks like rhese are a sawn-off shotgun and a bolt action rifle. In other words varmint killers.

Nick: Whatever. Go talk to a wall. Sis,  I'm all alone. Rinoa. Maybe I'm a Lion. Random Rule!? Aw, fuck me sideways!

I have no clue who is the intended owner of this "gunblade".

Mr.Cade: Now these scream "I have a micropenis."
Aurora: You don't have a... oh you're talking about the tackiness and ridiculous size of those guns.
Mr.Cade: Yours scream My penis is so small it's inside out.
Aurora: And you love every inch of it.
Mr.Cade: We're talking about me loving your vagina, right?
Aurora: Among other things.

These 3 are redecos from wave 1:
Peacemaker's gun

Joker's revolver

Rocket propelled grenade

I guess there isn't that much to say about these. 

Mr.Cade:Yippee-Ki-Yay Motherfuckers!
Aurora: Mio marito è un pò pazzo.
Mr. Cade: E tu vuoi poppare il mio cazzo.
Nick and Alicia VO: EWWWW! No tennant should hear their landlord and landlady talk about sexual acts!
Mr. Cade: Tennant, Landlady? Are you kids playing Adult Visual Novels? Because I know a few...
Nick and Alicia VO: DOUBLE EWWWW!!

These guns scream repaint us out of these Nerft colors!

It's a decent accessory pack, I wouldn't say it's the best but it's serviceable I wonder what we will get for pack number four.