Mattel, I'm not saying you should do this:

 But you should totally do this:

I know it's cursed AI imagery but think about it. The Turtles, Splinter, Casey, the punk frogs, the foot, shredder, Slash (as Dabi), Rocksteady, Bebop, Karai (as Toga) 

The real question is: April as:

• Midnight 
• Mt Lady 
• Mirko

Shenmue the Animation in English is MIA

 I wanted to watch Shenmue the Animation legally in our 2026th uear of the lord. Well, I'm fucked.

But Crunchyroll only has it on Japanese.

So, it's  Japanese or nothing....

It's  a shame...

Also, as a consolation prize they have this:

Yeah... At least I have Ace Attorney, Macadamia Vigolantes, amd the final season of Knights of the Zodiac a formerly Netflix series.

But Macadamia vigilantes has a Jojorine...

Behold the Jojorine.

Street Fighter Stuff: Hasbro vs Jada:

Jada showed some Street Fighter Alpha Love...

Guy is coming... but Guy isn't the only Capcom thing they showed. They showed closer to production Mega Man stuff... No Roll, or the Doctors.

Check out that Strider Hiryu... waitaminute?

Jada better give Astro Boy the butt guns...

 

This is so much a Mega Man Rip-off... and yes, I'm well aware Astroboy came much earlier, but this intro is the most Mega Man thing ever.

Jada is making both Mega Man and Astro Boy... I can hear my mom yelling: Abre el culo que aquí voy.

Now I'll need to get an Astolfo figure.

Yikes... I will be getting these regardless how bad they look.

Mainly for this joke.

Update: I most likely won't be getting the  ovie figures, for they're walmart exclusive and Location Surcharges make them not worth it. And in store they will be nearly $40.

MY HERO MACADAMIA'S Videogame seems familiar.

 Feels like a copy of the Xenoverse and Ninja Storm games. But not a good one.

Should've gotten the PS5 one... for an extra $20 after taxes and I would've gotten a version of the game with the entire 1-A class, and Neito Monoma, Itsuka Kendo, and Tetsutetsu representing 1-B... Dammit, no Ibara Shiozaki... I wanted to beat the shit out of Mineta with Jesus Plant Girl...

Honestly, the game is mid. Will play it and beat it becaise I paid $24 with Endeavor DLC...

Shame it has no English voices...

My Hero Macadamia is getting a live action movie

 Which is a bit scary... Not sure if it's an American adaptation or a Japanese Adaptation. Hoping for the latter. All I know is that Horikoshi, the creator of My Hero Academia is involved.

At least it's a movie and not a series... 

I wonder up to what point will the movie get to...

How will they deal woth the purple menace?

Odds and emds June 17: Todd, Jada, He-Man

 Jada revealed their SDCC USFIIT exclusive.

A recolor of Akuma with extras. MEH! I just wish these were accessory packs.

Saw He-Man again. Liked it a bit better this time. I still have a few gripes but, this time there were more kids and for the most part they enjoyed it. That's a good thing. Macy's had a few Chronicles... Tri-Klops and Duncan, but those are a tad too expensive... also notoced how shittily stocked was that Macy's TRU... No Marvel, No Star Wars, No Transformers, No TMNT, no Mario... loads of Barbie and crappy dolls.

Todd is at it again... first Naruto, then My Hero Macadamia... Now...

Look at how they massacred my ballless boy... though Turbo Okarun isn't that bad.

Will we get Shiratori or the Kaiju girl? Hell will Todd give us Granny Seiko. Since Todd hates female figures.

On Jakks and My Hero Academia:

 Looking at the Mario Movie figures, makes me a bit worried. 

YOSHI is the one with the Most accessories. Mario comes with Rosalina's Luma, Rosalina comes with a wand and is basically a statue with arms. Bowser Jr. Comes with the Paintbrush.

See my issue? These are in the $20 range for 5 inches and 1 accessory. 

MHA cannot be made like this or it'll end up as a downgrade from McFarlane. Here's what it would look likenl if they went with the Mario approach of a single accessory.

Deku: First Costume:

Extra Accessory Unmasked head with cowl pulled back.

Bakugo: First Costume:

Extra Accessory Explosion effect

Ochaco: First costume:

Extra accessory helmet head.

Todoroki: Second Costume:

Because fuck that first white shirt half frozen look... also it lacks Endeavor's fire.

Jakks we need two accessories here to make her less than Jazwares.

Mineta:

I fucking dare you Jakks to make his grapes removable and be held in his hands.

Dabby:

Jakks will sell us two versions:

Black hair and white hair just to not get us multiple accessories.

Man, the best MHA line sucked ass!

 Kinda sad when the best MHA line is fucking McFarlane.

That AFO arm sucks ASS!!

He made a Toru troll figure... a stand for her boots and 2 clear stands for her arms.

I'll try to get an Ochaco, even if it's a bit on the uglier side... just so Deku can clap toy cheeks.

Oh yeah that's all the females on the line... he made plenty of guys and school gym uniform variants he made some extras, the better All for Juan he made a platinum variant... todd sucks dick at character rosters and anime sculpts. We're in the 2020s and 2 clear stands are now a figure.

Fuck you Todd!

Top 20 My Hero Academia characters I'd like Jakks Pacific to make*

 The asterisk stands for: that aren't Deku, Bakugo, All Might, Shoto, Endeavor, All for One, Shigaraki, and Dabi.

20: Toru Hagakure:

A Clear Figure with gloved hands and boots with soft goods uniform. Most of the body can be reused for Toga's post-transformation look.

19: Mineta and Eri:

Before all of the entire MHA fanbase crucify me for pairing Eri with Jeffrey Grapestein, hear me out. It's a size thing.

Mineta is shorter than Eri. That is all.

So 2 figures sthat are about half an all might each makes sense.

18: Tenya Iida:

I like the Brainy Smurf of 1-A... it's totally not because he looks like a MHA version of the game director with 3 inches of doom... All Hail the Turbo Dork!!

17: Recovery Girl and Nezu:

Getting the little folks out the way in 2 SKUs than in 4. Also, not wasting accessories for other characters just to add Nezu.

16: Re-Destro:

No reason at all... I wouldn't waste a slot on a Disney meme.

15: Himiko Toga:

The list isn't going from least to most wanted... she'S my number 4 in the villains.

14: Itsuka Kendo:

She's totally not on this list because she's a ginger and can have a big fist. She's totally not a fisto reference.

13: Anan Kurose:

You see what I did there.

Me want that alternate head so she looks less Amogus.

12: Neito Monoma: 

I hate the douche. He dresses like an old-timey villain. He's insufferable, he would be so amazing to be the butt of so many jokes.

11: Momo Yaoyorozu:

I have 2 reasons to add her to the list that aren't left boob, right boob.

She opens the door for accessory packs...

The other reason... displays well with Elsa/Zuko...

10: Froppy:

You know all 6 1A girls will be on the list. So as many Latin American nanas say: Sana Sana Culito de rana.

9: Midnight:

Because Fuck you that's why. I just want the Ara ara Dommy Mommy.

8:Jiro:

Jakks bodies tend to be more customizer friendly and her hero outfit is the most normal. Not to mention that I want the 1A girls... and 1B too to make the Grape's harem...

7: Erasehead:

The Sleep deprived caterpillar man is a necessity.

6: Aoyama:

Phoque you... that's why. 

I was wondering if Aoyama was French... more people think he's gay... Now if a full MHA line is made in the Neftyverse Monoma will be the timetravelling son of Aoyama and Mineta.

5: Uravity:

The not so Mrs. Deku...  I need her because Toga.

Disappointed that Total Anime never got to make her. 

Or that Todd make an ugly one.

4: Twice:

Evil army builder perfect for battle displays.

3: Mina Ashido:

Acid Spitting Pinkie Pie... Nuff said.

2: Muscular:

He's got variant potential for the mega vascular look.

1: Deku's Dad:

Just as Mask of the phantasm toys spoiled the Phantasm, The Inspector Gadget toys revealed Doctor Claw... we should get Deku's Dad with a carton of milk and smokes.

It seems the total anime line us dead at Jazwares

 Dark Deku might not show up in the States. I got a Shigaraki at Walgreens. 

Jakks will now make MHA toys

I just want a set of MHA toys that aren't as creepy as McFarlane Ochaco, aren't as expensive as SHF (whose QC has decreased)

I want a Jeffrey Grapestein figure.

Fin.\n Ding out about this was a bummer. When I was halfway through a detailed list of figures, I wanted to see in the total anime line by Jazwares.

Sadly the window for Shenmue is long gone...

Welp... Maniga may return... as Nimaga... again... fuck!

 Maniga, the Namekian farmer from Dragon Ball Xenoverse...

Yup it's Xenoverse 3. I don't know if the farmer is coming back , but honestly I don't care about this game. I'm simply mentioning the announcement because I reviewed the previous 2 games.And i'm afraid that this may be a retrwad with better graphics and maybe taking a few missions from Dragon Ball Super and Daima. Honestly though, I dunno how to feel about this. I don't think I'll play this game unless it gets discounted at a later date.

Niwatori Fighter is...

 Fist of the One Punch Bizarre Adventures of Pretty Soldier Sailor Cock.

The show is about this Cock, Keiji, who is basically a Rooster Kenshiro. He wanders Japan fighting monsters created by human flaws like Sailor Moon. The battles are like One Punch Man with a hint of JoJo 

but we also have moments like this:

I love the juxtaposition of absurd situations and the extremely serious vibe the show has. A critique of the shonen genre that still works as a shonen anime without feeling preachy about the critique or disrespectful to the genre.

Saotome Ranma is now like me

Masako Ikeda, Original voice for Saotome Nodoka, has passed away. She was also Gillian Hewley (Angeal's mom) in Crisis Core Reunion and OG Crisos Core, Cloud of Darkness in the Dissidia games, Kairi's grandma in Kingdom Hearts, Maetel in pretty mich every project related to Captain Harlock.

Cerebral hemorrhage was her CoD. My condolences to  her  friends and family. Originally, I confused her with Massko Nozawa... who is 89 and the real voice of Goku... (fuck you Sean Cringe Schemmell) but realizing who Ikeda was hit me harder than the idea that Goku had truly died. 

May she rest in peace.

Netflix Ya-yo!

 Juan Piss season 2 was available on Netflix last week and I finally got to see it... I'm the equivalent of 91 anime episodes in and you know what? I'M LIKING IT! It's not perfect, but it's a seroous Abridged version of One Piece WITH Oda's blessing. I don't think they're gonna do the whole thing, but so far, I may be sticking out for Season 3.

I don't think Gear 5 Luffy will be in the series... but We don't know how much Oda will compress for the live action. All I know is that the end of the Alabasta arc is what we'll see on Season 3. 

I'm hoping we get at least up to season 5. To get a solid 40 episode series. If it gets to 56 even better, but I doubt it. 

And according to Forbes season 3 was greenlit and maybe they're doing 3 and 4 back to back.

That means... Ya-Yo! Ya-Yo!

Storm Collectibles is dripping a lot of bombs

 The Storm Arena SFA line is getting Killer Bee and Rainbow Mika.

The normal storm lines are getting SF6 Bison with Horse, Sagat... Holy shit...

Do My eyes deceive me or I see Victor von Gerderheim and Felicia!?

I can't wait for 

On a completely unrelated note:

Juan Piss season 2 is on NETFLIX... looks like I'll binge on my day off...

Happy Mar10 day... 3 new games for the switch online plus...

Top 20 most wanted My Hero Academia for Total Anime or a specialized MHA line

 Jazwares has gotten better over the years and their Total Anime line is decent... also I kinda like My Hero Academia. So here's  my list of top 20 MHA Characters:

Remember that we already have Deku, Vigilante Deku, Todoroki, Bakugo, and Shigaraki. I forgot if there was an upcoming Dabi. Let's pretend there is for this list.

Uravity:

Of course I want Ochako she's the official unofficial Mrs. Deku.

All Might: weak form

Before anyone mentions that I want him to make Deku: I fucked your mother jokes, hear me out. I already know that the powered up version is most likely to happen. But I want the weak form. Aside the coughing blood alt face, there is another reason. An extra face plates for Deku

Himiko Toga:

Again, after Dabi and Shigaraki, she's high there on the top villains.

Eraserhead:

Mr. Aizawa looks cool and I need another teacher that isn't All Might.

Red Riot:

Bakugo needs his Sidekick. His accessories can easily be swappable parts for his hardened form.

All for One:

We need villains, so why not add the Big Bad... especially since we have the current user of One for All twice in the line.

Stain:

The Hero Killer, mainly due to his cool design.

Froppy:

Tsuyu Asui would be nice to have. Yes, the whole Pchakp needs her Sidekick thing is on effect.

Spinner: Basic form

I'm not a fan of the super powered up form Spinner got later. I liked his original lizard form better.

Grape Juice:

Of COURSE! I want Mineta. I believe he should have 2 heads: one with all his "grapes" and one with removable "grapes". Since he's small he could be used to bring other accessories for other characters.

Kurogiri:

Looks cool and we need villains. Translucent purple plastic would look badass.

Mirko:

Appealing to Furries... Also, I don't think Midnight could get made for retail.

Twice:

Mainly trying to fill up the League of villains. Also, someone to have with Toga on display.

Muscular: powered up:

Villains and rule of cool look.

Mustard:

Again, rule of cool and boosting up villains.

Yuga Aoyama:

The class traitor that works for both villains and heroes.

Momo Yaoyorozu:

The Hero Creati... no need to explain why she's here.

Mina Ashido:

The torture of Mineta and someone who isn't Bakugan Battle Brawler to display with Kirishima.

Denki Kaminari:

To complete Bakugo's gang and to have someone to display with Jiro...

Kyoka Jiro:

Pairs up with Kaminari and with the girls.

Honorable mentions:

Toru Hagakure:

A clear Naked Toru minus her accessories would be considered problematic by some wet blankets, but MHA Nude characters have no realistic genitalia details.

Himiko Toga: Nude

Due to her quirk she ends up naked, so she should get a bar ie body style with blood covering the "naughty bits" or do the censored tights look.

15 inch Mt. Lady:

 The reason is that we would never get a 5'7" Mt. Lady. (That's how tall she'd be in full giant mode on 1:12 scale

Midnight:

Obvious reasons.

LeMillion with Eri:

I needed a way to get Eri and Mirio would need only hands and a face plate...

Endeavor:

He didn't make the top 20.

Class 1-B girls:

No need to explain this. Mineta needs to Gooooooon!

Recovery girl with Principal Nezu:

2 small sized characters...

Ingenium:

I like Iida...

Mitsuki Bakugo and Inko Midoriya:

The only two MHA moms I'd like to have. Inko will get fucked by All Might. And to balance Deku's Mom I'm addong Bakugo's.

It came from the Toy Chest: All Might is totally giving 50 states of smash to Deku's Mom.

 

I kinda spoiled the review. It's Jazwares Total Anime Deku.

Izuku Midoriya, nerd, powerless in a world where pretty much everyone has power. Made to eat All Might's hair to inherit his Powers, Izuku became Deku, the Crybaby hero. 

You can justify like 97% of his crying, but he cries quite a bit. The point is Deku cries a lot and he didn't get a crying expression.

Deku: Miss Ashido, what do you mean you want me to twerk in front of Ochako in a tiger stripe bikini?
I will look like an Oni.
Mina (VO): Gravity will love the Kanabo you carry in your pants.
Mineta (VO): That's a load of bullshit! She can say perverted things and it's OK, but I say that Yaomomo has nice boobs, I'm branded a pervert! Fuck this shit!

Articulation

These total anime fogures are very articulated but some of their joints feel dangerously fragile.

He can do a bunch of poses

 4.5

Deku: Ka-chan, did you know your Mom loves a reverse shocker? One in the pink and two in the stink!
Bakugo (VO):DEEEEEEEEEEEKUUUUUUUU I'M GOING TO MURDER YOU!!

Paint and sculpt

For a $15-$17 figure, the paint and sculpting are decent. Some complain about his arms being short. I'm not one of those. They feel slightly skinnier than they should be but that must be an issue with me gravitating to more bulkier toys.

4.5

Deku: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ALL MIGHT IS GOVING 50 STATES OF SMASH TO MY MOM?
Nefty (VO): Don't forget USVI, and the territories of Guam and Puerto Rico... 100% superdicking is what All Might's giving your Mom... She probably has the One for All Quirk as well as she probably has swallowed his southern hair...
Deku: DON'T TALK ABOUT MY MOM LIKE THAT!?
Nefty (VO): That's why she's gained weight to properly withstand All Might's Pe-
Deku: All the Americas Smash! 69%

Accessories

4 hands 

2 face plates

5 energy effects

5.0

For an under $20 figure he comes with enough stuff.

Overall

Young Midoriya gets a 4.67 as his final score. More Spy Family... More Jujutsu Kaisen... More Chainsaw Man... Also, bring the MHA girls and Mineta.

I just realized something: a Total Anime rant:

 Crunchyroll is a huge reason why Jazwares has the Total Anime line... it has MHA, Spy × Family, Jujutsu Kaisen, Chainsaw man...

Well if Crunchyroll is involved, I would like to see characters from 2 Anime:

And:

Come on, don't tell me you didn't expect this?

Look for Ace Attorney all we need is Phoenix, Edgeworth and maybe the Judge and Gumshoe. 

For Shenmue all we need is Ryo, Lan-Di, Chai, Shenhua. 

Sure I would like more characters, but let's be realistic. I don't think most people would go for Nozomi, Joy, Tom, Ine-San, Fuku-San, Goro, Mark... yes, I just want a Ryo to ride a forklift

Advent calendar 23: GT? Wait, I thought you stopped collectong Dragon Ball after Yamcha's hair snapped

 Well, this is American Bandai...

Which you all know I RARELY BUY because they Usually stink with screws on the back of the figures... bit they got better with the Power Rangers before losing the license to Hasbro... 

OK where was I... Dragon Ball GT

But there is only one figure I would buy... Super Saiyajin 4 Son Goku... or maybe 2 because SSJ4 Vegeta is needed for symmetry. Oh no... I need a Frieza, so I can make Monkey jokes... or worse LATAm DB Jokes. 

Wait... WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!? Spike did you let the MuTeens in? Don't lie to me... kick them out, Spike!

So, Goku discovers puberty as he grows up, hair grows in strange places and a certain appendage almost has a life of its own.rcently made Canon by Daima... but let's Do an instant transmission and hit the review.

Articulation 

For A budget line it's not that bad... But at the same time it isn't good either. My figure feels crappie than an SH Figuarts, But better than a bootleg. If I were to use politically incorrect terms, I would call it a retarded SH Figuarts. The engineering has some decent ideas mostly inspired by SH Figuarts. It's the execution where this figure fails. There are dropping hips, butterfly shoulders, but they don't work properly..

When your Goku can't Kamehameha correctly, you got a problem. 

3.0

Paint and sculpt

This is better than Ukog, but Being better than a bootleg is not saying much. Again, this is a budget figure and for that.There won't be that many paint applications. It's obvious that this isn't a figuarts, but it kinda blends in.

4.0

Accessories 

3 extra hands.

Normally I'd complain about the lack of accessories, but when the figure is just $20 in comparison to a $70 SH Figuarts (retail) I 

Have to be fair.

4.0

Overall

Super Saiyan 4 Goku gets a 3.67 as his final score. With older dragon ball SH Figuarts figures going over the hundreds, getting a couple of these for $60 is a steal. ie: Z 17 and 18 go for a few hundreds while both Z 17 and 18 go under $60 from scalpers. If you got a few SH Figuarts you could use some Dragon Stars in the background. Personally, I won't be very invested into this line because the articulation issues kinda ruined them for me.

Cringy Voice Actor is coming to PRCC

 I'm talking about Sean "I get mad when people point out other people did a better job at being Goku. I also hate parodies of DBZ when other people do it. Only I get to make Goku say awful things" Schemmel.

Yeah, as you might have guessed I'm not a fan of the guy. Though his Cronos de Medici is pretty good... Vellian Crowler...

Peter Kelamis ans Ian James Corlett were better Goku voices than Schemmel.