Street Fighter 2026: The movie: The rant:

 Saw it... and I have thoughts:

Where do I start:

It sucked... but it didn't suck. It's not a so bad It's good movie. Technically speaking is more faithful to the lore and at the same time it isn't. 

The movie goes into the overarching Bison wants Ryu's Satsui no Hadou story than purely SF2.

We got Guile's Theme, Ryu's theme, and The Character select theme... We got the He-Man song...

A few times during the movie.

Mr. Dalmatianchan did a decent job with Bison... He is no Raúl Juliá, but was way better than Neil McDonough.

Also, he did the thing:

There's a reference to the Chun Li Shower scene from the Animated SF movie...

Guile's car is based on the Animated movie... I don't think they referenced the animated series... but there's some images from Super SFII Turbo recreated in the movie.

The plot starts with Animated SF1 flashbacks with Sagat being animated.

The movie is a love letter to Street Fighter slightly Hollywoodized.

The toys already spoiled Evil Ryu...

I Hated the Ending... but overall, I enjoyed the movie... Guile doesn't do much... but Cody Rhodes was a million times better than JCVD.

This new Chun Li was decent, but I prefer Ming Na... I prefer Kylie Minogue's Cammy over the new one...

It's on par with 1994... though I prefer 94 a bit more. I will probably see it again... not as many times as He-Man, but I will buy it physical.

Why the fuck a Ken centric movie lacks his theme or at least they should've gotten Mighty Wings!

Watching Street Fighter on Tubi while waiting fir Street Fighter on theaters

 Mainly because of Raúl Juliá.

I'm also awaiting for Tuah, Hawk to hit my BBTS Pile of Loot and complete Super Street Fighter II Turbo roster.

Holy Ass Crackers! This flop is still giving Capcom at least $63,000+ a year...

Regardless of whether the New Street Fighter movie does well or not, it won't change the soft spot I have for this movie.

Street Fighter popcorn bucket

 Goes with everything... it's Guile's hair.

Now what will they do for soda?

Cinemasins does MOTU

 This is technically not a rant just letting y'all know.

But fuck it, I still love the movie.

Since Cinemasins didn't have the OG, have some Nostalgia Critic

We had our first MCU X-person with Sadie Sink

 We also have a Cyke, a Rogue, a Storm, a White Queen, a Mr. Sinister, and a Chuck X.

Kit Connor is the new Dick... cyclops in french translates to penis when you translate it back to english in some translator apps.

He's been some sort of extra ready player one, and that's the only thing I've seen with him in it.

Samara Weaving is the new Emma Frost... she was Scarlett in the shitty Snake Eyes movie. Some folks have complaoned about chest size.

Inde Navarrete is the new Rogue... anyone is better than Anna Pacquin... and people are whining because she's half Latina... 

Christopher Abbott is Charles Xavier... he was The Foreigner in Kraven... but we don't talk about Kraven... no no no... we don't talk about Kraven.

Mr. Sinister...

Fucking Caillou Ren... 

Coming in 2028... wonder if Iceman will come out gay from the start or Jean will make him gay.

Storm actress has no real filmography so no comment...

Brand New Day made brand new Dough

 Mr. Stark, I feel like Scrooge McDuck! Brand New Day reached the 2B mark. In roughly 2 weeks. Avengers Endgame has 800 Million more, but it was on cinemas like a week or 2 shy of 5 months...

Holy shit! Of course, the fans of the fourth rate Michael Bay wannabe are claiming that there is no superhero fatigue and that the DC movies have sucked so far. Obviously they ignore that the movies made by their beloved Zack underperformed during peak superhero, cinema. Meanwhile Spider-Man BND, made 2B when Captain America 4 made only 400M and Fantastic 4 made 521M. Even the MCU isn't doing as hot as they did at peak SH cinema. The fact that Spider-Man did this good is 2 things: Spider-Man and that the movie is good. Wonder if it'll pass endgame...

Brand New Day is the most Spider-Man movie ever

 It's far from perfect, but it feels more Spider-Man than even Sam Raimi's movies.

I mean, for the time skip, you see plenty of villains... mostly in a montage. Boomerang, Tombstone, The Hand, references to Silvermane... Does Punisher count?

Spidey has a friend in the Police: Jean DeWolffe who is now a dark skinned Latina. At least Jean Grey is white and redhead...

Yeah. The whole Jean Grey thing is ass. No sir, I do not like it. The hinting towards The Other or Man-Spider felt like it was tacked on but not fully explored.

The best thing about the movie is the fight choreography. Which BTW the director of this will be doing the live action Naruto movie.

This didn't top MOTU, but it will be my second movie of the year.

Am I supposed to feel excited about Avengers Doomsday?

  Because here's the Trailer:

And despite this being a mega huge event: it's giving me Watch it at home on February 2027 or whenever Disney+ drops it. I wanted to be excited... but it felt like a PowerPoint presentation for the cast 

I play Rocky: a Stallone biopic

 There's an upcoming biopic of Stallone's struggle to make Rocky...

That's it... looks interesting... not going to the movie theater interesting, but interesting enough to catch once it hits streaming.

My Hero Macadamia is getting a live action movie

 Which is a bit scary... Not sure if it's an American adaptation or a Japanese Adaptation. Hoping for the latter. All I know is that Horikoshi, the creator of My Hero Academia is involved.

At least it's a movie and not a series... 

I wonder up to what point will the movie get to...

How will they deal woth the purple menace?

I saw Supergirl

 It is not a disaster. So that's a thing. Jason Moana did a great job as Lobo. So great that I would like a solo Lobo movie. Milly Alcock did a great job as Supergirl. But the movie lost me. It feels like there were too many cooks messing with the pot. It's not great either. As much as it hurts me to say this, just wait until it's on Max...

James Gunn, if you somehow are reading this tiny blog: Jason Momoa Lobo solo movie.

Apparently, MOTU WILL have a sequel despite less than optimal bix office numbers

 According to Forbes. Bsically the same old song about the movie flopping, how it didn't capture audiences, yet the movie getting great audience scores...

But Amazon is interested in pushing people to Prime and there, thanks to the good word of mouth is where MOTU can recoup what it doesn't make on theaters. 

But sequel is a good thing... it needs to be available on theaters because direct to streaming movies don't make the best numbers.

We needs this...

Amazon already has preorders for physical copies of MOTU

 I pre-ordered the DVD, because fuck it I NEED it in my life.

Just letting you all know that while there is no release date announced, the movie is coming along with a physical release. Of course this may scare folks a little. It scares me, not gonna lie. But is the fact that Amazon is makong a physical copy and not forcing pur hands to get Prime.

The Kenner styled MOTU playset got better pics.

I won't say anything. You draw your own conclusions. I'll still get it..

 Probably  but depends on the price.

Still we live in a world where a MOTU Movie exists.

MOTU movie post view thoughts

 After letting my brain marinate over 12 hours of seeing the new MOTU movie here are a few of my thoughts:

My Mom would've been a bit more pissed off than me about it... the few Highlander references would've definitely rubbed her the wrong way.

I didn't like how Randor was portrayed storywise.

Loved the Dolph Lundgren Cameo.

Hated how Mossman was used.

Hated how well Jared Leto played Skeletor... 

Hated Post Credits Scene 1... because we had said character as a post credits scene character.

Loved that the Adam and He-Man dynamic exists in this universe... even if it's a subversion of the trope...

I've seen a few "reviews" criticizing the movie for being a "cash grab to sell toys". How dare a movie based on a toyline try to sell toys!? Amazon better make physical copies. 

Masters of the Universe: The movie: the rant

 To explain my thoughts: I'm the little green haired boy... and the video is the MOTU Movie

Go watch it. While not perfect, way better than the 1987 movie. Laughed, I cried... i even forgot that man at arms was black. Or that skeletor is an alleged pedophile cult leader. There are surprises in the end , and I got a boner

Escape from New York remake?

 That sounds interesting... wait Hack Snydurr is directing? Hit or miss. He can frame some pretty scenes, but his nuance is let's say he makes Hideo Kojima look like a subtle master...

At least he's directing and not a writer and director... right?

Hack Snydurr will be not only directing, but he's writing it as well. We're fucked aren't we?

I for one.I'm glad my mom is dead so she can't see this shit... I mean, it could be good, but then again it's Zack Snyder, writing and directing.

This is gonna suck... isn't it?

The He-Man movie is making me anxious.

 This project has been in development hell for decades and now we're a week from it finally happen... 

I've been waiting for this since 2009 when this blog was born. My third rant was a top 10 do's and don'ts for the MOTU MOVIE. Let's see how many we get.

I'm scared that my hype for it might make it suck... I don't want it to suck because it's He-Man. Also that my local cinemas won't have any of the bitching cups and I ain't paying $100 to a scalper for a hard to drink from cup.

I wish Mom had been here to see it though... I'm getting misty eyed whenever I pass near a movie theater and see the Coming Soon poster of He-Man. Finally 16 years and 10 months later... more like 9 and some days... from the birth of this blog, it will Finally be here.

Gemini man: a rant

 So Gemini man

No, not that one... I mean the one by Ang Lee where Fresh Cuck faces an even Fresher Cuck.

Despite having Will Smith in it, fighting against Will Smith, The movie's actually not bad. Very predictable woth some good action scenes, but some scenes scream

There's even a boss battle where Fresh Cuck faces a Man on Fire. I'm not saying the movie ripped off a lot from metal gear. But there are many coincidences..

I didn't hate it but I didn't love it either. It was passible.

Street Fighter trailer is here

 The story seems to be centered out on Ken? With Chun Li recruitong most of the Worlds Warriors... and it looks Good?

It looks cheesy, it looks campy.It looks street fighter-ish. 

Also, Ken is former candidate for the role of He-Man, Noah Centineo... notice what song is prominent in the trailer.

Damn... seems like 2026 is aiming to give me possibly good MOTU AND STREET FIGHTER movies.

Venom III: The rant

 Knull, really? It's worse than Bleghximum Carnage. But it's better than Madame Morbius the Hunter. Hardy plays a great Eddie/Symbuyoat... I started writing this rant at the exact half point of the movie... 54:34... A confused Tom Hardy looking at the Statue of Liberty... a model dressed like it with Venom talking to him. It has had some chuckle moments, some OK action scenes, but it drags on... fuck me sideways, it drags on... and on... That's it! I'm going on a burrito run.

Wait... the hippie wife is Alana Ubach... Josie from Beakman's World... Holy shit! The Army General is the bad guy from Serenity... Black Mordo... The Hippie is Curt Connors! He grew his arm without being a Lizard. Why am I talking about the cast?And not the movie. Because I checked out. The movie did Toxin dirty... Sorry SONY DID EVERYONE Dirty.

Good riddance! Stay Away... if you have to pick between this and Kraven, pick this one... or be smart and pick none.