It Came from the Toy Chest: MAGA Stereotype made toy.

 

Fat, Angry, Looking like his Family Tree is a wreath, I am Talking about Figures Toy Company's Ultimatw Wrestling Fans: Clayton...

Now calm your tits MAGA Fans. He totally looks like he wants to pwn Libruls. When FTC makes a Matcha Latte Blue haired 3rd wave feminist with a degree in Sapphic Basket weaving amd a minor in Gender Studies, I'll make fun of liberals. I'm working with the material given here... 

Where does Clayton fix in the Neftyverse?

He'll be a member of Committee to Rebuild American Patriotism.

Eastman and Laird predicted MAGA... 

Clayton: They're taking are jerbs!
April (VO): Are you gonna work the fields?
Clayton: Do I look like a Hard R to you?

Articulation:

These are ny new MOTUC, as it's same buck different head, different paint.

The figure has OK articulation. His fat body has some Articulation restrictions that slimmer figures lack. The arms require double jointed elbows to reach the 90° angle that a single joint elbow does on a slim figure. Legs fare a bit better though, but it can be a bitch to get the lower half of the knee going. There are no ankle rockers.

3.5

Clayton: The Somalis won't eat are cats!
They hide children in the bassment!

Paint and sculpt:

Minimal, everything seems to be molded in the proper color. The important thing is the head which has a somewhat deranged look and he has this overgrown leprechaun vibe to him. He even has a glint in his eyes, which saved me some repainting.

4.5

Clayton: Fuck Bad Bunny!
Nefty (VO): Do you mean fuck as in you don't care about him or...
Clayton: Are you saying I'm one of those Homersexuals?

Accessories:

Like the other figures, he has

Dramatic hands 

Judo chop hands

Fists

C-grips (wide)

Pointing finger

Cellphone hand

Accessory hand

5.0

Figurss Toy Company needs different short colors for the obese.

Overall:

His final score is 4.33 which is decent. He's not perfect but he's good enough. Makes me wish we had a criminals line though.