Jan 6, 2026

It came from the Toy Chest: Pharmacy Bootleg Wrestlers

 Christmas in Puerto Rico CAN be weird. We have BOTH Santa and the Magi... in some Households Santa brings crap and the Magi bring better stuff... in others (like mine) Santa brought the stuff I wanted and the Magi, the stuff I needed.

Now as I'm older, I realize how privileged was my childhood. Enter the drugstore weird cheap Chinese crap toys. Nowadays the Dollar Store stuff.
Stock photo. There's like 10 variations of this.

Smash and Slam Wrestle Arena 4 pack with ring. These were distributed by a company named Brooklyn Lollipop. They mo longer do.


Here we have: Damel Orto and Shamedus.

Though Google's AI assistant says it's Either Chris Benoit or Shane McMahon... He'sdead A'ight and Shame McMojón


Then we have the Underwhelmer and Güey Miserio.  

Güey: Six, Seven!!


Kaylee:No wonder it doesn't work.

Kaylee: Finally a chair for me! Also, what the Sam Hill is this thing.

Kaylee: Look Karen, I'm cool now!

Karen: It can barely hold me, how are You going to use this?

Like a good knockoff/bootleg from Chynuh the accessories don't work with the figures.



There's the ring...
As you can see it's too small. 


Those figures would work well for the Figures Toy Company Merchant figure. Perfect for Con vendors... or Comic book shop owner. They'd work as life sized statues.

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