Why Hasbro? WHY!?

With the My Little Pony Friendship is Magic toys becoming more show accurate as the line progresses, why did they have to do this!?

It's DERPY WHOOVES!! an Actual HASBRO-Made Derpy TOY!!

No, I'm not complaining about Derpy getting made...

But she'll join my Zarana and my Sgt. Slaughter figures...

oh wait! I don't have a Zarana or a Sgt. Slaughter because Hasbro's SDCC Exclusives are a freaking pain in the Flank to find!!
I want to love and tolerate right now... As much as I rag on Mattel, their exclusives have been easier to find than Hasbro's...