The recent acquisition of the Hamberderman, the Covfefe guy, MAGA's favorite President, Mail Order Bride Connoisseur, Donald Trump! I have been thinking: We Need Historical Figures from Worldwide Leaders:
Like say;
- Macron
- Trudeau
- King Charles
- Queen Elizabeth
- Gorbachev
- Putin
- Kim Jong Il
- Kim Jong Un
- Shinzo Abe
- Fidel Castro
- Hugo Chavez
- Hirohito
- Il Duce
- Stalin
- Churchill
- FDR
- Truman
- JFK
- LBJ
- Saddam
- I don't need to say his name, but you know who I'm talking about.
- Nelson Mandela
- Xing Pi
But let's be honest: I don't give a damn about half that list... let's do the ones *I* want:
- Gorbachev
- Putin
- Kim Jong Il
- Kim Jong Un
- Castro
- JFK
- Saddam
- Obama
- Bill Clinton
- Dubya
- Biden
- du weißt wer... No need to say his name.
Gorbachev is obvious: Red Cyclone ending.
Putin is obvious... if we also got a Comrade Seagal better.
Kim Jong Il is obvious, but I'rr add his chird, so he isn't ronery.
Castro is just to be ironic and have American Capitalist Pigs profiting off his image.
JFK is for a backdoor Marilyn Monroe release with soft goods dress...
Saddam would be just used to hearing most of my life that Castro and Saddam are villains, so... here we are.
Obama and Biden mainly for the memes
Coochiegar smoker to complete the Super Epstein Buddies.
Dubya... well, He would be a great Babysitter for Karen... Who I finally did give her a slight repaint on her hair. Now none of the FTC Figures save Tariffman, have gotten a repaint... (he might get one later.)
There are other political figures that weren't country leaders that I'd be interested in, like Eva Perón, Ilona Staller, Lady Diana, Bernie Sanders, Elon Musk, AOC, Hillary Clinton, among others.
Yes, the unmentionable one would be the biggest punching bag in my action figure collection. You know who I'm talking about, right?
I'm having so much inappropriate fun with the Trump action figure that I want more world figures to be irreverent to.
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