Aug 20, 2025

Zack Snyder is coming...

 To theaters. He'll soon begin filming a project he's been trying to make since the mid 00s. That's roughly 20 years. Apparently, it's a passion project. The movie is called The Last Photograph.

The story, according to the producers, is thus: “An ex-DEA operative must return to the mountains of South America in an effort to find his missing niece and nephew, following the brutal murders of their diplomat parents. Enlisting the help of a washed-up junkie war photographer, the only person to have seen the face of the killers, he sets out, determined to find the children and the truth, but soon learns he must also face the ghosts of his past. Their journey into the unknown takes them further and further away from civilization, bringing into question everything they believe, while slowly eroding the distinction between real and surreal.”

Not gonna lie, it sounds REALLY GOOD. But at the same time, this is the TEMU Michael Bay that thinks he's the next Stanley Kubrick... The less competent Hideo Kojima of movies. My biggest fear will be the "Snyderisms" Dark muddy pallette, slow motion abuse, shots framed like a perfume commercial, and an excuse to play this:

And whining about producers getting in the way of his creativity and needing a 4 hour "Snydercut" keep in mind that Snyder uses the main producer as a sheath for the Snydercock. What I just crassly said is his wife is the producer.

I hope this project goes well for him. He's been nearly 10 years relegated to Direct to Streaming... which puts him at the same level as товарищ Сигал, Putin's besto frendo. Something that a certain person cannot say.

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