Showing posts with label Teela. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Teela. Show all posts

Aug 3, 2021

Revelation Teela: Why her redesign is all wrong

 A huge issue with Revelation has been Teela's redesign. Many people, myself included have many issues with it. Based on the redesign to Teela's traditional outfit we can infer some of the thought process, or the mandates from above. We know Netflix is very "social justice minded" and they go about it in the worst of ways at times. Case in point Teela.

Here we have MOTUC Teela, whose outfit is based on the original Teela. Now let's compare this to the Revelation Teela before He-Man's death.

They changed the elaborate cuirass because it accentuated her boobs. She even has a metallic diamond shaped piece covering her cleavage. No, this isn't about "me trying to get off to Teela's boobs" but part of the apparent shame of Teela's femininity. Which is a subconscious message. Good girls cover up, bad girls are whores. Sorceress, Marlena, Teela, and Andra all have their chests fully covered. Only Evil-Lyn shows her cleavage. Is this some prudish sex negative feminism at work? I dunno, I'm just an asshole with a blog. Evil-Lyn has an outfit CLOSER to what Traditional Teela should look like aside the ridiculously long front and back pieces.  They made her more muscular "for realism" (translation an attempt to "desexualize her" by making her "more masculine looking".) Which falls flat when you look at Adam, who is almost as wimpy as Orko. And he's been allegedly trained by Duncan and Teela for years.

But, back on topic: Despite the attempts at desexualizing Teela, her Outfit still looks MOTU-ish. Personally I would've made the Cuirass a lot more obvious, while keeping the ornamental Elements from the toys to use as character identifierd. Just like the Orange Armor with breathing mask is synonymous with MAN-AT-ARMS, The White/silver with Golden accents are synonymous with Teela. My Teela would have pants out of practicality. I've been rambling and I haven't tackled the Musclebound elephant in the room: Ronin Teela's stupid GI Joke outfit.

Again, notice how Evil-Lyn is the only one with the potential to show cleavage. Because femininity bad, masculinity good. Now that I got out of the way, let's start ripping this outfit to metaphorical shreds.
Look at the cuirass and tell me that it doesnt look like a car floor mat with straps. We're in a fantasy sword and sorcery world, why isn't this outfit reflecting that?
Yes I'm aware that there is some tech in Eternia and we have lasers and all that stuff. But the society dresses like they're mostly part of a Renn Faire. He looks like a random new recruit for GI Joe. Nothing on her outfit screams MOTU. Colorwise, they're trying to keep her pallette but with muted and subdued colors to show her disillusionment with her past life. The man-hating lesbian hairdo is to show "Rebellion" as it USED to be a punk hairdo that rebelled against societal norms before being overused to death by "rebellious lesbians dressing up like lumberjacks". The idea that they were trying to establish by her outfit is that Teela is rebelling against her past because she's disappointed that her closest friends and family hid something from her. The problem is that the design went way too out of its way to rebel against MOTU norm that it became part of a different franchise altogether. 

The goal was "realism", hence the Canseco Teela...
But realism ignores one thing. Her haircut isn't practical. While not as long as her normal hairstyle, it's still long enough to get in the way and partially block her vision.They could've gone with a pixie cut... wait, no, that haircut is considered sexy. A crew cut would've made far more sense... or hell fully shaving her head a la Britney.

But her outfit: Look at it. What part of it screams MOTU? Aside the cuirass, you could go to the mall and come back with 95% of her outfit without any real alterations made. There is no Hot Topic or Old Navy on Eternia. The outfit should look more Dungeons and Dragons, not straight out of the Mall.

How this could've been fixed: For starters, MOTU styled furry top boots. Instead of the "typical Hot Topic customer" crossed belts, a female version of the traditional MOTU belt like the one used by Battleground Teela (the one in her metal bra) 

Eternia is a barbaric world, some monster skin element could have worked for her. Having her cuirass being made of a reptilian skin would work as a nod to the cobra armor AND bring some of the savage world of Eternia look to her.
Quick doodle to 
Show some sort of visual aid.
Using pen and no means to correct mistakes.


I still kept most of the Netflix design while "keeping it MOTU". 

To be fair, Most of the redesigns after He-Man dies suffer because they lose their MOTU-ness...
Evil-Lyn looks like a water bender
Merman, Beastman, they lose their "identity" as they end up looking like a garage sale find where you find an armorless Beastman and missing face paint and a Merman that has seen many better days.
Whiplash gains Metal parts that look NOTHING like the robotic parts that you'd see in MOTU. There is an aesthetic to MOTU that was greatly ignored in many redesigns.

Even the new characters get inspiration from Non-MOTU stuff like Andra who looks like a dollar store version of Jacqui Briggs from Mortal Kombat.
I don't mind that Andra has a more thechie vibe to her. But it should be based on the MOTU Aesthetic. Using the lower half of the Trap Jaw boots like say MOTUC Mighty Spector cements the idea that the character is more rooted in tech. Using Man-E-Faces' crotchpiece can also cement the Technological theme. Have her tunic reflect the medieval fantasy sword and sorcery look but add some techno bits and doodads like MAN-AT-ARMS, whose armor is obviously Conquistador inspired, but is techy enough to be its own thing.

The principle of my changes is similar to Neitlich's "Classicizer" excuse/explanation. By using parts and pieces that are instantly recognizable as MOTU. I know some of you will argue that I'm looking at this from a toy perspective, but at the end of the day MOTU IS A TOYLINE and we cannot hide from that truth. 

While I disagree on the "desexualization" of female characters being an "improvement" on them, I'd prefer if they had been honest about it. The "realistic body thing" is bullshit. Filmation had "unrealistic bodies" they claim...
This picture is the crew that worked on Rotoscoping for MOTU.
Rotoscoping involves filming scenes in live action and tracing them frame by frame in order to have realistic animation. Created by Max Fleischer, yes THAT MAX FLEISCHER, Rotoscoping was a time consuming method that delivered the most realistic movement in animation. 

Disney used a lot of rotoscoping in their animated features. EVEN Filmation used this method. The Unrealistic bodied Teela was literally a REAL WOMAN IN A TEELA OUTFIT whose movements were traced by Animators. Let that sink in. 

Just be truthful about it. Don't try to hide bhind easily disprovable bullshit. Honestly, I don't mind the more muscular Teela. The pre-death of He-Man look isn't awful, but it's the bullshit logic behind it what bothers me. Don't use "realism" as an excuse to desexualize characters. Hell, if you’re desexualizing characters don't use double standards. Why is He-Man only wearing a loincloth and harness? Isn't it weird how it's OK for the men to be wearing far less clothes than women? Are men simple objects to be ogled at? 

Sorry, lost a bit of track there, but my issue is that in their rush to appear progressive and fill as many SocJus checkboxes they end up missing the point and looking worse than the "progressive image" they want to portray.
 I've mentioned that race swapping makes them seem more racist, because of the lack of creativity to push existing PoC characters to act as equals and the only way to "elevate them" is to give them a  white Hand-me-down. Same thing is happening with Teela. They villify femiminity and embrace Masculinity  on a woman...

Having a more ripped Teela makes sense due to her line of work, but it's the combination of everything (and that includes the awkward queerbaiting moments) that has made the haters perceive that Teela is a man-hating lesbian.  Y'all sent the mixed signals due to sloppy design. I'm not against the idea. It's the execution where I'm having issues. The disconnect that I'm having with the designs is the generic end result that doesn't scream MOTU. I understand that "mamdates from above" demanded "less sexy, more empowering" but the "anti-sexy designs" still needed to read MOTU. Like I mentioned above, it's rather easy if you look at the history of the line and THE TOYS as the source material. This is seriously tempting me to buy a sketchpad and draw my redesign idea and shake iff some of my rust...

I'm really trying very hard to not be hyper negative about this.

Jul 24, 2021

Speculation: a Revelation Hopes vs. Fears rant

 I'm riding the Revelation Gravy train before it runs out... probably next week I'll take a few days off due to IRL issues, car troubles,  and other things and won't be returning to post until August... or maybe sooner. It depends on how I feel after the break. Or if some crazy announcement is dropped on my lap.

PART 2 of Revelation will still be Teela Centric, so y'all can forget about Adam making a comeback and recovering the protagonist role.

Hope:
While Teela is still the protagonist of this series, Adam is still the main character and has some active role... or as active as he can be as he recovers.

Fear:
Adam is too weakened to do anything or dies from his injuries.

Hope: 
Clamp Champ will have a more active role than 3 seconds and even get a speaking part. Perhaps other Masters that haven't had any cartoon appearances could show up... (His name is Rio and he's blastin' in the sand)

Fear: 
Focus will be on Teela being a Supreme badass who overpowers all obstacles once she gets her second wind... or her magical wind. 

Hope: 
Despite the race against time to stop Skeletor, I hope to see Teela coming to accept the truth and her mother. (This one, will make me cry for obvious reasons)

Fear:
Teela doubles down on her brattiness and refuses to deal with her destiny until it's too late.

Hope:
Evil-Lyn went with Skeletor to find a way to doublecross him, because Orko's bravery touched her.

Fear:
Evil-Lyn went with Skeletor to doublecross him in order to take the power herself.

Hope: 
Skelegod will fall by Adam's hand with Teela's help showing that a combination of might and magic is what tempers the universe... and a symbolic message of Adam and Teela being soulmates.

Fear: 
Teela is able to Summon the Power of Grayskull ans takes down Skelegod herself.

Hope: The second half will be better than the first half.

Fear: A repeat of Kevin Smith's Spider-Man and Black Cat: The Evil That Men Do where the second half was shit in comparison to the first part. 

Hope:
We get a season 2 and taking the feedback from the audience to improve on the weaker points.

Fear:
Kevin Smith goes full Noelle Stevenson and craps on He-Man, horribly...

The show is not perfect but so far it did better than I thought it would.
Ignore the trolls that say that it's a 0 out of 10 and the ones that say it's an 11 out of 10. Watch it yourself and let yourself be the judge. Also, don't feel pressured to leave reviews on sites.

 

Jul 23, 2021

Revelation part 1 thoughts:

 Now that I've seen it, slept on it and rewatched, let me gather my thoughts.

The show was pretty good. It didn't show that the people behind it had a modicum of understanding of the brand at least tempted to be respectful to the source material. Was it perfect? No. 

Things I didn't like:
-Sarah Michelle Gellar performance as Teela  wasn't that great. She was playing Buffy instead of Teela. This is the part where I would normally make a joke about her ruining child like she did in Scooby-Doo, but that's too much of a low-hanging fruit even for me. The point is that says she already was Buffy and is now being Typecast as female badass everybody's going to see Buffy instead of the other characters. Had the role gone to a lesser known female voice actress it would have been better.

-Sidelining He-Man by Killing him then mortally wounding him after resurrection was a dick move. Despite Gellar's performance I didn't mind having Teela as the protagonist. The flashbacks were nice but at the same time they felt a bit of a bait and switch. They can technically say that He-Man is in every episode even if he really wasn't. 

-The race swapping was pointless. King Grayskull was barely used. All this crap about representation and KG was a 1 episode talking head. Only The character who was renamed as Andra got usage to be more than a glorified cameo. The talks of diversity were bullshit since 2 out of 4 black people were cameos. (Clamp Champ and a random Priestess) KG was a glorified cameo... you get the idea. Adding characters of color just to bench them? Real progressive, guys.

Things that were meh:
-The Music. It wasn't bad. It just felt a bit generic.
-the designs. While Teela Oldman was an awful design, the rest of them were, mostly uninspired...  either character loses eye, or has less clothes than the Mattel toy.  
-The story. This is closely tied to the awful Benching He-Man thing, but I'm not going with that angle. Smith kept calling the series a sequel to Filmation, but it wasn't. It was heavily inspired by the Neitlichverse. Also, a lot of storytelling suffered from the hypercompressed nature of this series. Some character development scenes felt a bit controved and forced because of limited screentime. The predictable not so shocking deaths of heroic sidekicks with poignant moments for the sake of raising the stakes were so obvious that even a blind man could see them coming.
The good:
-The animation, The fighting choreography, it's obvious that Powerhouse did their research. Aside He-Man Naruto Running it was beautiful to look at.
-Alicia Silverstone and Lena Headey's performances as Marlena and Evil Lyn were amazing. I specifically mention them because their performances exceeded expectations, especially Alicia Silverstone. Hell, I had forgotten that Alicia Silverstone was in this until I saw her name in the credits.
-Mark Hamill was pretty neat as well, even if his voice soubded like Skips making a Joker making a Skeletor impression. Hell, even Mewes impressed me as well.



Overall:
If I was rating this like I do a videogame, it would get a 7.25 out of 10. It had a nice budget, a decent cast (minus one Love Action Daphne Blake) but there's a feeling of  something not being right. Like a bit of a try-hard approach at making MOTU Cool and Edgy. Somehow I feel that it was good, but 200X was better. 

I WISH they hadn't killed off Adam and forced him to the sidelines. Keep Teela as the protagonist, but we must keep Adam as the Main character.

Revelation episode 5: a rant

 Still binging, but feeling ripped off. Adam FINALLY shows up and is just to bury Dobby... I mean Orko. Adam hands over his half sword and is like bitches, GTFO, I'm dead in the past! You wanna get home, you have to join the Wild Hunt... calm your 🍌 🐅 🍌 🐯 

Breadless Winderbread He-Man 


The wild Hunt is basically an excuse to Showcase King Grayskull's might. Not to mention all the references: Wun-Dar, Vikor, Kodok Ungol... there were a few others that I couldn't ID.  Meanwhile, Andra, Roboto, and He-Ro we're working on reforging the swords. Mossman and King Grayskull give Adam some advice... Adam ignores the advice and after Roboto dies, Adam leaves essentially MOTU Valhalla and returns home. Before everything changes.

Revelation episode 4: a rant

 The scary Scareglow episode... Candyman as Scareglow is a neat touch. But the episode was kinda weak... it has He-Man Naruto Running.

Believe it!!

So, the party enters Subternia and Scareglow does his Freddy Krueger thing. He also tries to pull a Mephisto but, everyone faces their fears and Teela taps into her destiny magic and defeats Scareglow... for now. The team reunites and Scareglow returns. Orko activates his trap card and removes Scareglow and himself from the equation. Not gonna lie, I cried like a bitch.

Crying bitch
Mostly because Orko died after having a smidge of development. A reasonable part also cried because this death was mostly for Shock Value, like Mossman's. Now we head to the end... where finally we'll be in good hands... 

Revelation episode 3: a rant

 Merman doesn't sound like he's gargling.... that's weird. The flashbacks feel like a cop-out in order to say that they have He-Man in all episodes when the show is literally focusing on Teela. So far it has been pretty decent, barring Teela acting like Buffy. I had my few Teela is gay jokes because of the imagery that can be twisted into Teela being gay.

So, Yeela, Evil Lyn and Andra are on a quest for Duncan, who now lives like a hobo and we're gonna see how much of a badass he is since Pope Tri-Klops has entered the scene. Oh, Trap Jaw isn't dead. I forgot to mention that Tri-Klops cultists look like Horde Wraiths. 

Beastman joins the party and it seems Duncan has a mysterious dying friend. If I were a gambling man, I'd say the friend is Orko.

Shipping intensifies!!
I guess Roboto and Orko join the party, but not Duncan. Orko is dying and it seems the rumor might be true and this here is some foreshadowing. Duncan is sent to Grayskull in order to protect the Sorceress. Evil-Lyn lets her hair down. 

Merman returns shirtless and without an eye... seems like everyone is losing an eye here. Merman loses (what a shocker) and the ragtag JRPG party enters Hell... guessing Orko will sacrifice himself for their escape on the next episode. Weren't these episodes supposed to be close to an hour long?


Revelation episode 2: a rant

 Karenla wants to speak with the manager: We got the time jump and now Teela is a generic mercenary/bounty hunter who does generic RPG sidequests for NPCs... She faced Stinkor who is voiced by Jay... Yes, THAT Jay, and he also happens to not sound like Jason Mewes reading a script. Teela receives a sidequest from totally NOT Evil Lyn to infiltrate Snake Mountain to steal a chalice. Duuude! Blast Attak is here! And Tri-Klops is the pope of a technomancy cult... and Screeech's a part of it? Huh?

They touched hands AndLa ship confirmed

Teela held her less experienced partner's hand... Lesbians confirmed!!! That was sarcasm... Blast Attak stopped from going suicide bomber, but did Andra just kill Trap Jaw? Also, Did Andra just culturally appropriate Shurikens?

Teela and Andra escape by angering the tentacle monster in Snake Mountain... I'd make a joke about tentacle monster, but it only went for the dudes.


The tentacle monster is progressive. This is turning into a play by play, isn't it?

✂️✂️ confirmed...
First they hold hand, now Teela embraces Andra... Those carpets are getting munched!!
I'm not saying Teela's gay, but this feels an awful lot like ship-baiting. Twitter and Tumblr are going to be mad if Teela ends up loving the 🐓 instead of the 🌮... Evil Lyn is now Neutral Lyn and is helping the Sorceress or something. Can't trust Evil Lyn, y'know.

So, Cringer explains everything to Teela and she accepts. She also holds Cringer lovingly...
Bestiality now?
Teela is now Bi and a Zoophiliac confirmed!! Oh the ships!! I'm building the Cringela ship!!
Now I need her to hug Duncan so I can complete the trifecta with incest!!  This is really becoming the Teela show, isn't it?