The Zack Snyder of Videogames seems to be copying the Hideo Kojima of movies now. Since Mr. "You can't criticize me because my daughter killed herself" released his Director's cut of Justice League, Kojima is now releasing a Director's Cut of Death Stranding:
And since Kojima doesn't have access to the Pretentious Hallelujah, what did he do? Use the Cardboard Box crutch... a three-minute video reminding us that Kojima made far much better games back when he work for Konami.I'm honestly wondering why is there even a director's cut for Death Stranding? The game was made by Kojima Productions company made by hideo Kojima... the guy who directed Death Stranding. See where I'm going with this?
What did Hideo Kojima forced Hideo Kojima to leave in the cutting floor of the videogame that Hideo Kojima made for the studio that Hideo Kojima owns? This is not a case of mean old Konami interfering with Hideo Kojima. I don't mind if it was called Death Stranding DX, or Death Stranding +, Death Stranding Chiral Edition, or Death Stranding Persistence to tell us that it's not a simple port, but a version with added features to enhance the Death Stranding experience. To call it a "Director's Cut" is insulting our intelligence, since the Director is also the head of the studio. In any case, anything left on the cutting room floor was a deliberate choice by the director.
Well, you know what? Fuck Zack Snyder, Fuck Death Stranding and Fuck Hideo Kojima! Shin Kikoho!!!
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