Miley Cyrus: Ultimates!: a theoretical rant

 No, Super7 is NOT doing Miley Cyrus Ultimates. But I want to tackle how a line of Mileys would work. 

Hannah Montana:

Let's face it, the first figure of the line HAS to be Hannah Montana. It encapsulates Miley's tween era. This of course needs extra clearance with Michael Theodore, but let's tackle Hannah:

She'd be about the Size of Alice (as in Wonderland) 

4 heads: Two Hannah heads and two Miley heads.

Various sets of hands includong a guitar playing  set of hands.

Accessories: 

Mic stand 

Acoustic guitar

Wig

Flip phone

Party in the USA Miley:

Basically Miley in this outfit. The vest should be soft goods and removable. The idea is for this figure to be a "2-in-1" with Later seasons Hannah. I'm guessing this Miley should be slightly taller than Alice, but shorter than April O'Neil.

She should have swappable legs at the knees. I'll elaborate:

Since the Party in the USA outfit is rather form-fitting, a soft goods Hannah dress like the one shown above can make this fogure a two in one. The reason for the legs being swappable at the knees instead of the foot is for engineering reasons to preserve foot articulation.

Heads:

2 Miley 2 Hannah

Hands would be standard with the addition of 3 gloved left hands for Hannah

Accessories:

Slip on jewelry for Miley and Hannah

Modern mic stand for Hannah

Retro mic stand for Miley besed on the one from Party in thr USA

Alternate Hannah legs

Soft goods Hannah shirt and skirt.

Wrecking Ball Miley: (aka the Hannah is dead era)

This figure should be as tall as Ultimates April O'Neil. This one is the most straightforward so far:

4 Miley heads one of them needs to be the licking head.

Standard hands but needs a sledgehammer head holding hand for the sledgehammer licking

Accessories:

Sledgehammer

I kinda want to put a Werecking ball stand, but I'm afraid it would bump up the price tag.

Current Miley: based on Doctor 

She'd have a soft goods dress based on the first half of the video and a removable soft goods furry coat. She'd be as tall as April if she didn't have her high heels, making her a smidge taller than April.

4: heads with various expressions and movement.

Tons of hands

Wave 1 would be Hannah and Current Miley

Super7's Screw you Nefty Whole wave bonuses would be:

Wig cap Hannah head

Used to be Young current Miley head

Wave 2 is Wrecking Ball and Party in the USA

Super7's Screw you Nefty  Whole wave bonuses would be:

Wig cap Party Miley head

MTV Twerking Miley head

That's it for Miley... Now it's time for Daddy...

Billy Ray Cyrus Ultimates! Let's go!

Unlike Miley he gets only 3 Figures:

Achy Breaky, Robbie Ray, Current Era:

Achy Breaky Billy Ray is based on his Achy Breaky Heart look:

Blue tanktop, long mullet and jeans.

3 heads:

Long Mullet, Ponytail, shorter mullet

For accessories:

Mic stand, soft goods towel, acoustic Guitar.

Robbie Ray is the Hannah Montana era of Billy Ray Cyrus.

Basically him in this outfit with an additional soft goods jacket for when he's playing Hannah's manager.

Heads 4:

Slicked back hair head, head without the hair slicked back, head with the manager disguise mustache and fedora, Hannah's manager disguise without fedora.

Accessories:

Guitar

Newspaper

Orange juice

Hot cocoa

Current Era Billy Ray Cyrus:

I honestly don't know what to add to this figure, because this is so ridiculously out there, that makes my brain malfunction. I suppose I could give him the guitar as an accessory, but I also kind of want to give him like a cowboy bandolier a shotgun and a six shooter. I mean all I see is Billy Ray Cyrus doing a Red Dead Redemption cosplay.

I guess that the heads would be hat, no hat.

Billy Ray would be a 1 fogure wave with extra accessories.

The Screw You Nefty Whole wave bonuses could be:

Achy Breaky:

RADICAL JACK Head with Bandana

Robbie Ray:

RADICAL JACK HAIR WITH LONG HAIR AND GOATEE

Current:

No idea. Maybe a head woth a brand new hat?