Mar 11, 2010

Smurf the Smurfing Smurfs!

Smurf yeah! Yes I'm dropping the Smurf bomb! Why I'm so smurfing excited about the Smurfing Smurfs?

Quentin Tarantino... is going to be a smurfing smurf!! Smurfing Quentin Tarantino is going to be a smurf!! Got it memorized?
Quentin Tarantino is BRAINY SMURF!! The little douchebag with the glasses. The one that they always threw out of the village when he rambled too much... Yeah, That guy.
But that's not all. Here's a list of other rumored Smurfs:
Papa Smurf = Jonathan Winters
Hefty Smurf = Alan Cumming... Boris from Goldeneye... I AM INVINCIBLE!! Or Nightcrawler form X-men... Smurfing awesome!
Smurfette = Katy Perry. So Smurfette kissed a girl and she liked it.

That's Sassette. The only girl smurf besides Smurfette... This is getting smurfing creepy.
Grouchy Smurf = George Lopez. Oh great now we have George Lopez smurfing another childhood favorite... this is smurfing great... First he's working on a non-racist PC version of Speedy Gonzalez... (George Lopez, the guy who spends his standup time making racist jokes about latinos is working on a PC Speedy Gonzalez...)

Hopefully Neil Patrick Harris IS Gargamel...

Now that's a really cool Gargamel!

I wanted to keep it Smurfs only but reading that George Lopez might be in this has fueled my RAAAAAAAGEEEE!!! (mostly because of PC Speedy) I mean... Ruin THIS

by making it PC? George is going to ruin Speedy (and help Slowpoke to lay off the grass.)

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