Hey What the!? Tanning Mom: The rant and other stuff

Tanning Mom: The story of a Woman obsessed with tanning that allegedly took her 5 yo. daughter to a tanning booth. The little girl got sunburnt by waiting outside, or so the mother says. Obviously people have called her out on this. When Snooki of Jersey Shore fame calls you a bad mom, seriously you need to reconsider your position.
This is what Tanning Mom had to say to all of her critics:

"I saw the headlines today, but I don't care! I don't care what anyone thinks of me!" 

 "There's somebody out there, for my whole life, that doesn't like me because they are jealous, fat, and they're ugly." 

"I don't always sit in tanning booths," she insisted. "I have a life." 

 Hoo boy! Where do we start. It's obvious that she doesn't care, since she spends so much time tanning instead of taking care of her kid! She has a life... yet the Overcooked skin color says otherwise... From Orange to Brown so fast? She's got to spend TOO MUCH time on them booths.

Now, the whole "tanning mom" detractors being "jealous, fat and ugly" is rather funny. I'm pretty sure that most people don't want their flesh to look like a handbag or a sandal. Also, what kind of ADULT comes up with such a childish answer!?

Now on a more different topic: Famous actor and one-time Adventurer (Meaning he spent a weekend with Bear Grylls), Jake Gyllenhaal can play a really convincing cop! He's so convincing that he tricked some real cops while filming his latest movie! That's pretty cool! Having an actor devote so much time to get it right that he got cops fooled into thinking he was one of them... Luckily he's using his actor powers for good and not evil!

Speaking of cool people using their powers for good, this man, a huge radio history fanatic became a Mystery solving sleuth... kinda like a Scooby Gang but no marihuana references! He solved the Mystery of the disappearing files from the National Archives and Records Administration!He did it all without Scooby Snacks!!