Like I mentioned in the previous rant, many "Guy movies" are becoming "half-chick-flicks" and that's not cool.
Sure it can work on some movies like Spider-Man since half of Peter Parker's problems involve HIS love life.
Superman well there's Lois Lane and Lana Lang, (if we go to his Superboy years... or the crappy long-winded "Supes Creek" I mean Smallvile) Batman, well he's got no time for Romance... Neither do the GI Joes (unless it's Destro and the Baroness... or Flint and Lady Jaye! No Duke Romance allowed...unless it's the Duke/Scarlett/Snake Eyes thing...)
Transformers... A story about two robot factions fighting on our world... or how awkward, pseudo dorky character played by Shia LaBeouf gets the girl... See what I mean? On the other hand chick-flicks are so devoid of action or boobs that make them boring for guys. (Sorry ladies if it sounds rude, I'm on Super-Macho-ranting Mode today) If I had to sit through 3 and a half movies of Bella and Edward's mindless drivel, I think that requesting some gore or boobs should not be too much (Eclipse Did give us some gore, but the goriest scene in ALL the books was glossed over in the movie...)
Now with that said, Titanic IS THE BEST Movie Ever!! The first half is your standard chick flick. The second half has boobs, gunshots, people dying and a Mega Disaster...Bonus points for prettyboy DiCaprio kicking the bucket at the end! If our actionmovies are getting Estrogen shots, then Chick-Flicks should get a shot of Testosterone to compensate their mushiness...
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