It Came from the toy chest: You laugh at my boner!? I'll show you how many boners The Joker can make

 

So, Todd McFarlane's DC Multiverse line has a villain available... as expected, it's THE Batman Villain. Joker has many origin stories, so I won't fall into that trap. Here's the basics: Clown, Criminal, essentially an Anti-Batman but with an unhealthy obsession with Batman.

Articulation 

Joker is kinda poseable. He can pull off most poses The Joker would, but his outfit limits some of the articulation. Kinda reminds me of a lanky Green Arrow but in Purple...

4.0

Paint and sculpt:

It's a McFarlane toy... aside the headsculpts, there is no way they fail here. It's a NU52 version... therefore weird teeth and face paint... but it's the Joker...

4.5

Batgirl: Wasn't it enough for you to get arrested last Week, Joker?
Joker: You wouldn't understand, Girl!!
Batgirl: Sexism, Joker? Really? This is the part that you pull your long revolver to compensate for your micropenis.
Joker: MY PENIS IS NOT SMALL! IT'S JUST ON THE LOWER END OF AVERAGE!
Batgirl: It's not fair that people laugh at your boner... especially sonce it's only 2 inches fully erect...
Nightwing:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I DUNNO IF THERE'S JOKER TOXIN IN THE AIR BUT BWAHAHAHA! BUT NO WONDER HARLEY QUINN IS WITH POISON IVY... AT LEAST SHE KNOW HOW TO GO DOWN ON A WOMAN!!
Batman:....
Joker: Zip it Boy Blunder! Going down on women is icky!
Batman: You know it!

Accessories 

Death in the Family Crowbar

Batman 1989 Ridiculously long Revolver...

It's the Joker, how can you have so few accessories when he has tons of ridiculous weapons!?

2.0

Insert going down during her period joke here.
But seriously, why is DC afraid of Batman going down?

Overall

The Joker gets a pathetic 3.5 as his final score. I blame the lack of accessories for his lower score. I can't conceive that McFarland skip on giving him more accessories. At least an extra hand with the Joy Buzzer, his cane, or his mallet would've been a nice extra. Hell even Mattel figured out how to make a Joker with interchangeable flowers to have his Acid Flower... 

DC is being stupid for not letting Batman eat pussy... Now Todd, give us a Catwoman so I can make jokes about his inability to go down...