Miley Cyrus is turning 30...

 It's kinda weird to think that Hannah Montana's a 30 year old. Yes, I'm well aware that Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana are two different people. Miley is the real person while Hannah is the character she played on Hannah Montana. Now the thing is that both Miley and Hannah share a body and that makes both of them a 30-year-old woman. We know that Mikey murdered Hannah after she got free from the Mouse. But the problem is that slowly, but surely, Hannah has been trying to claw her way out of Miley. Don't believe me? Here's a pic of Miley and Dolly Parton.

At a glance, I thought this was an old unused pic from Hannah Montana... but no, this is the soon to be 30-year old Miley Cyrus sporting long blonde hair. What do you get when you have a Blonde Miley Cyrus? Hannah Montana, of course! She killed Hannah Montana so hard that she's becoming Hannah Montana once again...

Also on a partially related note, Miley's ex brother in law might retire from acting soon since he discovered his Asgardian Genes make him very likely to acquire Alzheimer's disease.

That royally sucks, especially for a person who is a parent. Because let's face it, Alzheimer's royally sucks! It and Cancer are the worst 2 things that a person can suffer... while he wasn't diagnosed with it, he seems to be trying to get his affairs in order BEFORE he gets a diagnosis. Hopefully, the diagnosis won't come and he gets to live a fulfilling life.