Toycember bonus it came from the toy chest: Base for a Biblically accurate Nefty

 

Figures Toy Conpany made the Wrestling Fan sub line. I already reviewed Karen. I got some other figures for reviewing at a later date. This time it's Shawn's turn.

I got this first Shawn in order to make a Biblically Accurate Nefty-kun since the previous Nefty-kun evolved into Nick R. Cade. It's possible that I'll get a second Shawn to keep as is. Neftyverse Canon Shawn will be a guy who looks like Nefty but isn't Nefty. Kinda like how people confuse Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana.

So, the one time you'll see Shawn Jaeger... yes it's a reference. Is here:

German dude doing an Irish jig awfully...
For that Shawn Jaeger will dye!

I tried to remove his facepaint with acetone. I sneezed and spilled some on his shirt. You have been warned.

Nefty: Uh, h-hey Amber! I was uh, wondering if, uh, you'd like to g-go out with, uh, me?
Amber: I have a boyfriend!
Nefty: Congrats! I-I hope he's, uh, a great guy that treats you,uh, w-well! I-I got to uh, go! Uh, I'm not c-crying, it's,  uh, allergies.
Kaylee: Sissy, doesn't he look like a fat Mr. Nick?

Articulation

The figure has OK articulation.  His fat body has some Articulation restrictions that slimmer figures lack. The arms require double jointed elbows to reach the 90° angle that a single joint elbow does on a slim figure. Legs fare a bit better though, but it can be a bitch to get the lower half of the knee going. There are no ankle rockers.

3.5

Nefty: Hey! It's K-Karen! Have you, uh, see-ugh!!
Karen: Sommersault! That's what you get for messing with Jade!

Paint and sculpt 

I'm going on the original Shawn, not my butchered up Nefty repaint.

The sculpt is essentially a fatter and bigger version of the Children but with Sandals instead of the Chuck Taylors. It's scary how much this figure is to what I wear on my leisure time.

Most of the paint job is in the face. Pretty much everything else is molded in the appropriate color.

4.5

*ringtone*
Jade: Did you just jizzed our pants?
Nefty: D-dude, you're rubbing your, uh, c-cake all over, uh, my chorizo. OF COURSE! I'll c-cum when uh, a smexy girl, uh, rubs her booty, uh, on GAAHH!
Jade: Again!? I don't know if I should feel insulted or complimented... Can you go for three? 

Accessories

Like the other figures, he has

Dramatic hands 

Judo chop hands

Fists

C-grips (these are a bit wider than MOTUC weaponry.)

Pointing finger

Cellphone hand

Accessory hand

5.0

Myahh! Castle Grayskull will be mine!

Overall

Shawn gets a 4.33 as his final score. Personally I hope the "next gen" comes with a long pants and shoes fat body. Short and full sleeves business shirts with ties. And a head that resembles Jeffrey Jones in the late 1990s. With Black hair... just so I can have the pieces to make a custom Burne Thompson since Super7 is highly unlikely to do one now. Heck! I'd also would enjoy Sleeveless t-shirts. Preferably red shirt, blue pants with a fully bald head... for no reason at all... except Pizzaface.