Oct 19, 2012

Ha Ha! The It Came From the Toy chest has been Doubled!

Tis a Lie! Thy Backside is whole and ungobbled! Cause I don't eat Pony butts... But I'm going to review a Pony that DOES EAT BUTTS... I'm talking about Princess Luna. Sadly she's not on Playful Pony Scale, she's more like a Fashion Pony scale... and would fit better with Celestiazilla!



There is something wrong here...
This doesn't look Like Luna... Look at the doll, now look at the video above... OK, now look at the Luna in the box...THIS IS NOT PRINCESS LUNA!! THERE IS SOMETHING AWFULLY WRONG WITH HASBRO WHO IN THEIR INFINITE LOGISTICAL COST-CUTTING WAYS THEY REUSED A TWILIGHT HEAD ON A RAINBOW DASH BODY TO MAKE THIS LUNA (AND THERE IS A CELESTIA LIKE THIS TOO!)

Hey! I was using the Royal Canterlot Voice too!

As you should know already, I'm taking her clothes off... Wait, that did not sound right... APPLEJACK HELP ME!


Let's get to the ratings part OK!
Articulation:
Same as ALL the other Ponies (Except Celestia-Zilla) Think the Playful ponies Mane 6, Cadance, Shining Armor, or the Fashion Pinkie and Dashie
1.0 in my normal scale and 4.0 (using the Pony Curve)
Paint and Sculpt:

THOU ART TWILIGHT SPARKLE! HOW DOST THEE FEEL ABOUT ME!?
Why is My head on Rainbow Dash's body?
TIS A LIE!!
The sculpt is Pretty Much Rainbow Dash's buck with Twilight's head... The paint is nice, due to it being mostly tampographs... 1.0 in both counts...
Accessories:
Now we have about the same amount of stuff as the fashion Ponies... She's got a LOT of stuff! Perfect for Little girls but useless for this brony. Sadly no accurate Luna Tiara or Bridle...

But she's got all of the Girly Pony fashion stuff...
That nets her a 4.0
The Monster Pony Princesses of the Sun and Moon!
Overall:
As An Action Figure Luna nets a 2.00 as a Pony on the other hand she nets a 3.00
Her Low Score is due to her being NOT ACCUARATE TO ANY VERSION OF PRINCESS LUNA!!





Hopefully a Playful Scale Luna will show and Share Cadance's buck... Cause we need an Accurate Luna and a Small White Celestia! 
Review is over and no HA HA! THE FUN HAS BEEN DOUBLED CLIP!? Spike You're slipping!

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