Aug 4, 2010

Odds and ends What the HELL!? Aug 04 10

More 3D crap coming up!

Night of the Living Bieber in 3D!
A biopic of Justin Bieber!? With Bieber playing as himself!? I can understand making a Jsutin Bieber concert in 3D, The Jonas Brothers did it, The Girl with the symbiotic wig did it... but a biopic!? He's not even a has-been, for crying outloud!

He's also playing a troubled teen on one of the CSI shows... I hope it's CSI: MIAMI...

Seriously though Justin Bieber is really troubled...

Doors kick his ass...

In other news, Apple holding may not have a 3D Epic Fail... I mean Breaking Dawn might not be in 3D
NO 3D birth of Nessie!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
but it will hit theatres on November 2012... where does that leave part one?
2011 for Breaking Dawn part one wait what!? Looks like I'll be busy watching Harry Potter and the last book is split in 2 movies.

Round 1 FIGHT!
Two Mothers were engaged in a Brawl... a Kindergarten Brawl!
MOMMY KOMBAT!

Usually its the adults the ones who start the brawls at children's events, but we all know that TV, Comic books and videogames are to blame...

Aug 2, 2010

It came from the toy chest: Mekanek hating edition

The Count is here!

Not that Count... I'm talking about Count Marzo from the Masters of the Universe Classics.

Eeh! Close but no cigar. While there was a Count Marzo in the 80s toon; I am talking about the 2002 Version of him.




Here he is in all of his Mekanek hating glory. Count Marzo Kaliff... shouldn't he be Count Kaliff?
I blame Mattel's MOTUC Biography team. As you can see the Count comes with his armor, a sword and a red gem. It's supposed to be a Medallion, but it can't be worn around his neck.

Keldor's head is barely on because Marzo's Armor is restricive. If Marzo is left without armor; his head bobbles like crazy (A LOT WORSE THAN SHE-RA...)



Now unto the Review Part... Using the 1-5 scale where 1 is bad and 5 is good!

Articulation: Same as every male MOTUC so far. He's a bit weak in the legs (Loose joints) and he's got bobblehead issues. 3.5

sculpt/paint: The prototype Marzo had both of his arms with the Triklops Armbands (Like Randor, Keldor, TRU 2 Pack He-Man, Prince Adam.) Now Marzo ended up with the Standard He-Man Arms... He would've looke dbetter if they had sculpted a Right Arm mimicking He-Man's Left Arm. He's got a new Loincloth with slits that allow for a greater range of movement.
Other than the Armor,Loncloth and head; his body is He-Man's with Keldor's Lower legs.
While My Marzo has no paint flaws, there have been cases in which his silver rivets are unpainted throughout the figure's body. 4.5

Accessories: He's got his Armor, his sword and his Amulet/Medallion/Lucky Charm/whatever you wanna call it. 3.5 He kinda needed a pack in Mini De-Powered Marzo (Little Old Man Marzo...) but that would've raised the cost of the figure a bit.

Overall 3.83

Now what can I do with a Medallionless Marzo Left hand?
Mola Ram impressions!! Can't wait till Mattel releases Bow to redo the Mola Ram joke...