Showing posts with label David Caruso. Show all posts
Showing posts with label David Caruso. Show all posts

Jul 17, 2025

Just found out Mario Ernesto Sanchez died a few months ago.

 Cuban Actor, Director, and patrol of Hispanic Theater in South Florida, mostly known in the US for playing sketchy characters. He was in BOTH Miami Vices... the 80s series and the 2006 movie adaptation. He was in Invasion USA, 8mm, The Specialist, Bad Boys, the OG 21 Jump Street, and the reason I remember him: Proof of Life.

The reason I'm writing this rant is because I'm working on another chapter of my shitty fic loosely tied to TMNT to make it a fanfic... and there's a reference to Proof of Life specifically, the scene where, Mr. Sanchez is scamming Meg Ryan and Russell Crowe interferes and he came with David Caruso.


Near the end, when Caruso is ushering them out at shotgun-point someone yells in Spanish with a slightly Cuban Accent ¿Cómo coño quieres que me vaya comemierda, si no tengo las llaves del carro?

The phrase became something of a meme between my mom and I. Using ¿Cómo coño quieres que me vaya comemierda, si no tengo x? With x Being whatever we forgot. 

Lung Cancer was the reason of his death. My late condolences to friends and family. As a former theater kid, it's sad when a defender of the theatrical arts leaves the mortal coil.

"Comemierda, Arturo por fin consiguió las llaves del carro y se fué con El Señor."

Oct 10, 2010

Sesame Street!? Cool!

Sesame Street is one of the longest IF not THE longest Children's television program. Big Bird, Bert and Ernie, Oscar the Grouch, Grover... Huh? They don't ring a bell? F#$%^ing Elmo... Oh! Now you know what I'm talking about...
I'm not gonna rant about how much I hate Elmo (even if it IS Master Splinter the one who voices and controls that evil Satanic action hogger jabroni that talks in third person...)

Normally people stop watching Sesame Street because they're "Too old" for it... I was in that crowd until I saw This:

Yes, they're making a parody of:


Not only that but they also made a parody of True Blood...


Speaking of Sesame Street: Katy Perry sang a clean version of Hot n' cold, but it was never aired because she was showing too much cleavage.

Yeah, like the little kids are going to notice Katy Perry's boobs... Those are the same kids that are fans of Isaiah Mustafa and True Blood. I mean Katy Perry is less offensive than say, Jack Black...

Jack Black: More Kid Friendly than Katy Perry. True Blood: More Kid Friendly than Katy Perry. What is going on here!? I swear if Sesame Street brings Chuck Norris or Steven Seagal I would die by sheer awesomeness and WTFness...




Ok... WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS!? They're the best of the best and I lvoe them!

Aug 4, 2010

Odds and ends What the HELL!? Aug 04 10

More 3D crap coming up!

Night of the Living Bieber in 3D!
A biopic of Justin Bieber!? With Bieber playing as himself!? I can understand making a Jsutin Bieber concert in 3D, The Jonas Brothers did it, The Girl with the symbiotic wig did it... but a biopic!? He's not even a has-been, for crying outloud!

He's also playing a troubled teen on one of the CSI shows... I hope it's CSI: MIAMI...

Seriously though Justin Bieber is really troubled...

Doors kick his ass...

In other news, Apple holding may not have a 3D Epic Fail... I mean Breaking Dawn might not be in 3D
NO 3D birth of Nessie!? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
but it will hit theatres on November 2012... where does that leave part one?
2011 for Breaking Dawn part one wait what!? Looks like I'll be busy watching Harry Potter and the last book is split in 2 movies.

Round 1 FIGHT!
Two Mothers were engaged in a Brawl... a Kindergarten Brawl!
MOMMY KOMBAT!

Usually its the adults the ones who start the brawls at children's events, but we all know that TV, Comic books and videogames are to blame...

Jun 17, 2010

Odds and Ends June 17th 2010

Wow! Tiffani (Amber) Thiessen gave birth to a baby girl! Time out! No it's not Zack Morris' baby. Time in! Baby Harper, who weighed in at 8 lbs., 3 oz., is "doing great," as are the new parents.
Good to know that a former child/teen star did not screw up or star in a sex tape unlike certain SBTB star who happens to have the same nickname as an evil MOTU bird.

Even the almighty Horatio Caine gets some...
crap flung at him...


Being sued for $1.2 million can drive a person to...murder
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!

Why would she sue Horatio Caine!? He's such a nice guy! He even carries Pre-Autographed pics of him for his fans in his jacket! Luckily for Caruso this issue did not end up like this:

but apparently He's... off the hook.
YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!

After 8 years and Kingdom of the Crystal Callista Flockheart's face! Harrison ford marries a Skeleton! No biggie. Han Solo just tied the knot... He really did take his time!! Hopefully he'll take more time and delay the possibly awful fifth Indiana Jones movie.

I've heard about AXE deodorant attracting Cougars but this is way too farfetched and too literal. CK cologne to attract JAGUARS, as in the Wild Cat...