OK, so Kimber is going to be played by Stefanie Scott. She was in the 6th Beethoven movie. Damn! I didn't know that they made any Beethoven movies after the Second one... OK, so let's see what else she's done: She was on Disney Channel's Jessie as a guest, but a regular in A.N.T. Farm...
So Kimber is a Disney Girl...
Aurora Perrineau from Pretty Little Liars is Shana... I feel that this is the choice that will anger most...
Last but not Least, Hayley Kiyoko who played Velma on the Cartoon Network Live Action TV movies of Scooby-Doo (The Mystery Begins and Curse of the Lake Monster) will play Aja...
Hoo Boy! They are super young... Probably so, to have the same cast for sequels... That's not the main issue I have with this project.
Ryan Landels wrote the script, which, per the producers, centers on an orphaned teenage girl who becomes an online recording sensation. She and her sisters embark on a music-driven scavenger hunt -- one that sends them on an adventure across Los Angeles in an attempt to unlock a final message left by her father.
WHAT THE F!? If Jerrica becomes an online recording sensation, then the whole JEM = Secret Popstar angle will not be there! Also, who is a famous popstar who became famous thanks to the internet... and has been the star of two Chu movies?
Where is Synergy in all of this and Jerrica's Jemstar earrings that turn her into the Truly, truly, truly Outrageous star, JEM!!
So, if Jem is an online sensation does this mean that Eric Raymond is something like ARK Music Factory's PATO WILSON? (AKA Fat Usher)
Losing hope in this project seems a lot easier, especially after figuring out that the whole "Talent kickstarter" thing was a BS ruse to make Jem go viral... I feel used. I know I'm NOT the target audience, but Jem has a nostalgic place in my heart and seeing these dillholes (Jon Chu and Scooter Braun) taking a massive dump on Jem sucks! Hopefully Jem will be better than the Not Really Bay, but the director is a Bay-fanboy Turtles.
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