Spider-Man: Parker's back and other Spidey stuff.

Once again, Marvel has killed my favorite Villain, Doctor Octopus. He was killed before in the clone Saga, then revived and killed again. We got through Inferior Spider-Man and Peter Parker is now back for realsies... It totally has nothing to do with Amazing Spider-Douche 2 starting soon and Marvel wanting Peter Back to tie-in with the movie... It's not like they gave him the black suit before Tobey-Man 3 started years back...

Dammit Marvel! Stop Killing Doc Ock! Kill Norman Osborn for good for a change... Hell Eradicate the Goblin Crap! Goblins here, there, Everywhere... Especially with the Horrible Goblin that I must say, doesn't look like Solomon Grundy. I was wrong. It looks like the bastard Child of Beavis and Butt-Head.

Hoo boy! Peter Parker is Dating Gwen Stacy.
I mean, the dude Playing Peter Parker is dating the gal Playing Gwen Stacy. He is British, She's American... I swear I've heard a similar story before...

I'm not going to touch his comment on sewing because it's a non-issue. Also, his comeback comment was pretty good and shows that he has a sharp mind. (That doesn't excuse him for playing a HORRIBLE Peter Parker.) Now these 

"Relationships that bloom on the stage" are risky because it often fails. We've seen it before and the results are not often that good.

And we'll see a lot more of these fluff pieces regarding Spider-Man, due to his upcoming movie.

Back to the Spider-Douche movie. That Goblin is Harry Osborn and Not Norman... Great! Now we're screwing Norman out of Screwing Gwen and possibly killing her. DAMMIT! DAMMIT! DAMMIT! Is it too hard to stick to the source material or at least be respectful towards it!?

As much as I hate the Spider-Douche movies, I KINDA want to see Doc Ock...