What could I expect from the Director of Transformers acting as a Producer here and the Director of Battle LA? Not forgetting the Star from Jennifer's Body as April...
I expect a steaming Pile of Alien Invader Turtle crap!
Well, the newest TAINT (it stands for Teenage Alien Invader Turtles btw...) News is that Shredder is going to be played by Ken Rosenberg from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and San Andreas...
The thing that bugs me is that he's neither a Martial Artist nor Asian and he's Playing the Shredder in a LIVE ACTION TMNT Movie. I wouldn't mind if he was voicing the Shredder in a cartoon or a videogame... cause my Favorite Shredder voice well,
It's not that William Fichtner is playing Shredder that bugs me as much... Cause he is very capable of knocking it out of the ball park, like the late Michael Clarke Duncan did with the Kingpin in DareDevil...
It's the lack of respect to the property that Michael Bay exudes... and apparently no one knows how to say "No." or "What the ****!? That's not TMNT!?" It seems that everyone is kissing his baysploding butt! What's next? Changing the Race AND Sex of a character, cause **** you we can do it?
Might as well pick Whoopi Goldberg as Burne Thompson... Wait... They did that already...
There's still hope for John Leguizamo as Casey Jones to complete the Cluster**** that is the TAINT!
Even Vanilla Ice can't save this PoS in the making... Might as well have Jaden Smith do a new Ninja Rap!
T.A.I.N.T. Update!!
This now inspires no faith in this...
Action figures, Movies, Games, TV shows, things I like, Things I hate, weird news old or recent... they're fair game for my rants. DISCLAIMER: OPINIONS POSTED ARE EXAGGERATED FOR COMEDIC EFFECT!! Got it?
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