UnNamed One: Second thoughts...

I'm not talking about Second Thoughts as I regret getting him Second Thoughts. I mean the second things I thought of after a good night's rest, a nice breakfast and accepting that the picture was THE UNNAMED ONE...

I think I figured it out: The Unnamed One is Orko's Older Brother Mitch!

I mean, Older EMO Brother... seriously look at him.
He paints his nails, he traded the Gandalf Hat for the Cap that Dactus wears. Also he seems to shop at Hot Topic. The little Earrings (Probably from an Anime) Not only that but he seems like he's also kinda cosplaying as a Final Fantasy VII character. But the biggest culprit of his emo-ness is simply the wrapped wrists. Why are his wrists wrapped up in purple bandages? Simple. He cuts himself or burns himself cause he's Emo...

But who could blame him. He probably got the classic taunt "Mitch Mitch, you're a bitch!" (Sorry for relieving painful childhood memories to people named Mitch) So after all those taunts at the Trollan School Playground, Mitch ran home to listen to My Chemical Romance on his iPod shuffle as he hurt himself. No wonder he's got all this pent-up anger. Also, they made fun of his ears. I'd say that they showered him in pig's blood at his prom, but that would be too mainstream.

So, years of pent-up rage are dwelling within Mitch as he found out about his Class Reunion. That's why he made the Snakemen Prank that went a bit out of control. So he was jailed for creating a plague.
Now, in jail he grows angrier and wants REVENGE!!

All jokes Aside, He looks cool, just not Sub Exclusive for the ALL STAR "Final Two" Years and we need to rally up all the fans to sub up Cool.
Somehow the Old Man in a Hoodie would have made more sense as a Sub Exclusive than Mitch, the Emo Trollan... I guess this is the Figure that Neitlich referred to as the HUH? choice.

Posting this for no reason...

People were expecting something, I don't know... More Evil Overlord, less Emo Sidekick. He looks a bit adowable with his widdle hands and his cute robe and purse! and those adowable ears make you go d'awwwwwww!
I wouldn't mind him much if he was this weird Demonic Deformed Trollan in Normal Figure size.

Picture the April Derp, but with a Trollan and maybe adding some demonic Snake Features because of his involvement with the Snakemen.
Y'know something that would make the heroes say to themselves: "Holy crap! The fate of the Universe depends on me defeating this Great Evil..." Instead we got this Emo Trollan who wins by default because the hero is Rolling on the Floor Laughing his/her ass off!

Something more like The Balrog and less Gollum.

In any case he's coming next month... Perfect Birthday Present, Mattel... Hydron and Mitch!