Saw an episode of the new Popeye Cartoon. It made me so mad that I threw away the lunch I had bought from Popeyes... I love their Cajun Rice and Beans! But I was filled with Righteous Anger!
Behold the turd that makes Noelle Stevenson's cultural appropriations of She-Ra seem like a Masterpiece. The turd that makes Thundercata Roar and Rise of the TMNT look good!
Clean Shaven Bluto/Brutus who wants to steal Popeye's organic Spinach and it's not Marihuana slang.
Olive is in a pseudo active role. She's doing her own thing and ends up assisting Popeye in the end in a way that she could've been easily replaced.
Wonder if the blonde hair is a nod to Robin Williams.
Also Popeye has no pipe...
Where is the Violent conclusion?
Biggest offender:
No Spinach theme. This is when you knew it got REAL...
Compare it with one of the Original episodes.
Fuck this hypersanitized and hypersensitive PC Popeye bullshit.
Action figures, Movies, Games, TV shows, things I like, Things I hate, weird news old or recent... they're fair game for my rants. DISCLAIMER: OPINIONS POSTED ARE EXAGGERATED FOR COMEDIC EFFECT!! Got it?
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