Feb 3, 2024

If MOTU 30TH characters were to appear on the theoretical sequel to revolution...

 Here's my dream cast and why I chose these actors...

Remember the 30th Anniversary of MOTU? Where Toyguru tried to kiss Geoff John's ass and it led him nowhere... well, since Ted Biaselli is working with Kevin Smith and is a superfan, he must be aware of these folks...

Fearless Photog, who was the winner of the original create a character from the 80s.

Draego-Man, a 4Horsemen original MOTU Creation.

The Mighty Sphincter, Neitlich's own self-insertion into MOTU.

Sir-Loser-Lot, Geoff John's character because Neitlich gave him a metaphorical rimjob.

Cy-suck, a Microman inspired creation by Mattel's toy designer Terry Higuchi

Castle Grayskull Man, winner of the 30th character creation contest. 

These 6 could have small roles in the sequel to Revolution, linda like Stonedar, Fisto, etc. Have had roles in the last two Silent Bob series.

Fearless Photog: James Flanders/Jimmy Flinders...

Yes, Liquid Snake... Why him, besides my fanboy obsession with  Cam Clarke?

Being a Past He-Man is the reason I'd bring him back. He's being doing voices for quite some time and could play a corny hero like Photog.

Draego-Man: Patrick Stewart.
Since John DeLancie played Granamyr and he was Q in Star Trek TNG, it makes sense that another Dragon is played by another TNG Alumnus... not to mention, having Draego-Man sound like an Englishman is a nod to Dragonheart's Draco shounding like 200X Shtratosh...

The Mighty Spector: Hwil Hweaton.
I loathe Wil Wheaton almost as much as I loathe Scott Neitlich's creation. Also, Wheaton sound like a little bitch, which is perfect for Spector. He's just there to get killed while Draego-Man tells him to shut up! 

Sir Laser Lot: Christopher Judge.
Boy... Long before he was Kratos, he was Zodak. Bonus 200X easter egg.

Cy-Chop: Scott McNeil.
No, this has nothing to do with him voicing Wolverine in X-Men evolution.
McNeil, who voiced Protoman in the Ruby Spears Mega Man series was Flipshot in the New Adventures of He-Man. See the trend? Most of my choices have had past ties to MOTU. This is another one of those.

Castle Grayskull Man:
We need to get Frank Langella before he passes away and a physical manifestation of the Power of Grayskull would be a badass farewell to the Best thing from the 1987 Movie... if not, plan b is


But this is highly unlikely to happen... The Despara angle mkes me wonder how much She-Ra could they do.

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