Todd McFarlane released the Ultimate Spawn 2 pack pre-order

 And it's sold out on places that won't rape my wallet.

It's a two pack of Proto-Spawn aka Todd's first Sketch of Spawn AND TODD MCFARLANE HIMSELF! 

I NEED THAT TODD FIGURE IN ORDER TO DO THIS:

"Hi, I'm Todd McFarlane, creator of Spawn. Evil lurks everywhere, especially under the dark cover of night where it can roam freely. There are worse things than being offered a parking lot blowjob from a prostitute as you leave Walmart. Just ask Al Simmons, a man who traded his soul with the devil at the moment of his death. Now turned into an unwilling general of Hell's army. Now Spawn, so turn off your lights."

-"Sir, this is a Wendy's."

I was denied that ICFTTTC experience. So as always, Todd is aiding and abetting the scalpers.