Sep 2, 2013

Labor Day... I'm not even supposed to be here today!!

While the title is a reference to Clerks, my rant has nothing to do with Clerks...
It's a movie rant... Worst Director Ever/Bully, Uwe Boll is going to Kickstarter and begging people for money... Then again, Kickstarter is where idiots throw away money for crap... No, it's not a reference to the Lying Lady who sees Patriarchal conspiracies everywhere... though she also proves this point.

You know what the worst part is: He's got backers... PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY GIVING MONEY TO THIS HACK!! Like I said: Kickstarter is where idiots throw away money for crap... Except when they throw it at good things... Sadly, funding Boll is ...

(what? at least this time is somewhat educational!!)

POSTAL 2 will finally destroy the filmindustry and the world we are living in. We could name the movie also HONEY BOOBOO must die ....but so many people deserve to die. Why starting with a child? Did Osama die? We know. And why the Navy Seals were too stupid to land a helicopter on a free field? Why did Building 6 collapse? We explain. Why is Obama is like Bush? We show you.

This is from Herr Boll's Kickstarter page... Aside the fact that it'll be a Boll Videogame based film... which either have clips of the game as reference, just to remind you that it's a videogame movie, or they're messed up. This one will be the latter...  The movie will try social commentary, which scares me even more knowing who's at the helm. Combining the best of Boll with the worst of Boll usually means that worst trumps best.

Seriously, STOP BOLL from making videogame movies. His non-game movies where he revels on the worst traits of mankind are better than his movies where he revels on the worst traits of mankind while tacking on some videogame characters.


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