O Hai! Review

Oh hai Nefty's house of rants readers! This is a review of The House that Drips Blood on Alex, a short film by the actor, director and producer of great comedy film The Room, the one and only Tommy Wiseau!

I warn you, there will be mild spoilers. If you fed up with this worl... or do not want to put your stupid comments in your pocket, read ahead. I recommend you to watch the entire movie... It's about 14 minutes! Then read the review.

Okie Dokie! The movie starts with two girls (One of them does voices in Annoying Orange) that are about to see a horror movie when this Nightmarish creature shows up and offers to tell them a horrifying story: The Room!! No, just kidding. So here begins the story of The House that Drips Blood on Alex!

Wait... Let me IMDB the heck out of this:
OK, it was written by Brock LaBorde and Jared Richard. Wiseau had nothing to do with the writing, Directing or Producing...

So, we have Alex (played by Cinema's newest National Treasure. Tommy Wiseau) getting a house... from a guy who seems like he's the Star of the Morning. Mr. Wiseau delivers a Powerful Performance here. You have to see it to believe it!

So Alex moves in to his house and praises it's beauty. Again, this script was perfect for someone with the acting chops of Tommy Wiseau. His first visitor is Thomas (played by Rory Windhorst) their chemistry in this scene is incredible! It's like mere mortals gazing upon the realm of the gods... If I wanted to describe this in a poetic way.

So, they end up going to the Landlord's office and we get nuggets of acting Ambrosia from Tommy Wiseau! (Especially the dream sequence)

I shall not spoil anything beyond this point because, it'd would make watching this short pointless. Seriously, you HAVE TO SEE IT!!


Holy Crap! It blew my freaking mind!! This was actually BETTER than I expected... Then again, my bar was set pretty low, due to Cinema's Newest National Treasure being in it.)
This is a Bonus Feature on the Tommy Wi-Show Season 1...