Pacu Strikes back...

Remember Pacu? You know, the Ball-Eater Fish... Heh, he almost sounds like a Yu-Gi-Oh! card... I activate Ball-Eater Fish!! Well, Pacu is now in North America... They caught him in New Jersey.

 Their teeth aren't even made for cutting flesh, but for crushing these nuts, William Fink of the University of Michigan told CNN:

and this quote made me lose it... I know it's a BIT Immature but, we're talking about an alleged testicular munching fish here... Then again, Pacu could star in Jersey Shore: the Next Generation...

Bieber's got a Mentor now...

Yup... Twerkie Mile is now Bieber's Mentor...

and she says no one takes him seriously... Gee I wonder why? She even references Vanilla Ice... I'm sorry Mile, but he may play the drums, or the guitar and he can have the voice of a choir of angels descending from heaven; but if he keeps behaving like a snot-nosed brat, or the BIGGEST DOUCHE in the Universe, then NO ONE WILL TAKE HIM SERIOUSLY!!!

Then again, Miley should know about not being taken seriously, since no one has after she's tried TOO HARD to kill the Wig that made her famous. But it's OK cause apparently HER Mentor is...

I'mma let you finish, but Mister Feeny was one of the best mentors of ALL TIME!!

How insane can this train wreck get? Kanye West mentoring Miley who in turn is Mentoring Bieber...

But wait, there's more...

Bieber used to walk with Mayweather to fights... (Mayweather fights, not Bieber fights, cause those involve him hiding behind his army of bodyguards while they take care of the situation and pretend he is a savage beast that they're holding back.) Yes... I said Used, cause if Floyd Mayweather has his way, then Bieber is out and somebody else is in...

Mayweather is a GENIUS... He wants to walk with people who are VERY hated just to make you root for his opponents. Clever guy!!

Speaking of wild things... Did you know that One Zoo in England is banning Animal Print clothing?
Well, it MAKES Sense... Animal prints COULD make animals act weird.  Wearing Zebra print near lions makes as much sense as someone wearing a Jack Daniels costume at an AA meeting.

Now that we're on the Wild and Stupid ideas, some Asshat stole a truck and rammed it into a bunch of cars; got busted and now he's blaming Grand Theft Auto for his stupidity.  Again, Normal, Stable people can distinguish between reality and fantasy. Unstable people are set off by anything... (I mentioned this before and made reference to the McNugget Rampage.)