Well, I am a masochist. I mention how Storm Collectibles is making stuff that will rape my wallet hard and I post about ideas that can rape it even harder...
5: Final Fight:
This line would complement the Street Fighter line by giving us some Alpha characters, some SFV, and SFIII folks. Not to mention Mike Freaking Haggar.
Oh my can indeed...
4: Double Dragon:
NO! NOT THE MOVIE WITH ROBERT PATRICK AND ALYSSA MILANO!
Not that either. I mean the original Bimmy and Jimmy... And Abobo... Mostly because of Abobo. Also, they Could use Double Dragon as an excuse for Battletoads.
3: Killer Instinct:
Since Storm does Fighting games and the C-c-c-combo breaker! Wasn't mentioned, I thought I should... Mmmm Spinal... What, you thought I'd mention orchid and her flashing finisher? Well that too!
2: Streets of Rage:
Double Dragon, Final Fight, heck, even Battletoads were mentioned here and not mentioning Streets of Rage is sinful.
1: Altered Beast:
Do I REALLY NEED TO EXPLAIN THIS?
Wolf, Dragon, Bear, Tiger...
Action figures, Movies, Games, TV shows, things I like, Things I hate, weird news old or recent... they're fair game for my rants. DISCLAIMER: OPINIONS POSTED ARE EXAGGERATED FOR COMEDIC EFFECT!! Got it?
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