Oct 8, 2017

What is it with super delayed sequels?

So we know about Rush Hour four coming, right? Well, hold on to your butts because Eddie Murphy... Yes, the same Eddie Murphy who hasn't been funny since the 80s is company ng back with a sequel.
No, I'm not talking about Beverly Hills Cop 4. I'm talking about Coming to America 2.
WHY?
I mean, Star Wars CAN get away with it, why can't these movies?
Let's ask Danny Glover.
That's why. With Star Wars you have an ongoing saga about the rise and fall of a Galactic Empire while following the story of a young boy who becomes a space wizard, then an Asthmatic Evil Cyborg Samurai Space Wizard, who is saved by a farm boy apprentice to a Space Wizard that happens to be his son. Now the farm boy is an old Space Wizard who has to train a Mary Sue to defeat the Space Wizard's nephew, who happens to be a fanboy of his grandpa and wants to be an Evil Space Wizard.

Unless Rush Hour 4 is Chan and Tucker coming to terms that they are Danny Glovers, then what story can they tell?

What kind of a compelling story can be told in Coming to America 2, or as how I expect them to call it: Coming 2 America?

Not to mention that this movie will not have 1980s Eddie Murphy. This will have 2010s Eddie Murphy whose last close to funny gig was being an ass. This is going to suck royally...

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