Aug 10, 2018

D-d-d-d-d-dora? D-d-d-d-d-dayum!

Producer Michael Bay did it again...
He turned a childhood property into something horrible...
That beautiful young girl to my left is Dora the Teenager Explorer, which sounds VERY perverted when said out loud. That girl is the same from Robomartha the movie...  According to a friend, she's 17. She's on my Friend's countdown list... not gonna give any names, but it rhymes with "My call Pay".

No, seriously, what the hell!? How do you go from this:
To Lara Croft Jr... You KNOW that will be the gimmick on Teen Dora. No guns because Dora, but I'm pretty sure Dora will raid some tombs.
The movie is slated for August 2, 2019...

Michael Bay is that you?

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