Jan 16, 2019

Too little Fishbowl, too much Gyllenhaal...

Spider-Man far from Home got a trailer released.
Here's the good, the bad, the ugly, and Zendaya stealing a role made for Bella Thorne.


The Good:
Spidey... Tom Holland may not be perfect, but he is a great balance of Tobey and Garfield. He still nails it as a combo of past spideys.

Monday To Friday Samuel L. Monkey loving Jackson...

The possibility of Morrie Bench being in the movie.

Mysterio looks CLOSE ENOUGH to comic book Mysterio... Just put on the Fishbowl some more and paint the torso green.

The bad:
They completely changed Mysterio and it's odd having the planned Replacement for Tobey being in this.

Happy Hogan becoming the substitute for Edwin Jarvis. And the possibility of Aunt May sex is real... and now you just made a mental picture of Favreau banging Tomei...
Be thankful this isn't the comics... which BTW, comic book May banged Otto Octavius...

The Ugly:
Is that Sandman? Mysterio... possibly Sandman and Hydroman? Too many villains!! Abort! Abort!
If it's neither of them, then the Mystwrio being like a Doctor Strange Jr. Thing is rwal and Blegh!

And the Zendaya is not MJ, stop trying to make her MJ:
Zendaya still sucks. She is not MJ and shouldn't have been cast as MJ.

But despite all that I DO WANT TO SEE THIS!!

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