How to make Thor better... by adding boobs, of course!!

Marvel's on a roll!! First Peter Parker dies and Ock becomes Spidey, then Peter returns as Ock is finally dead... AGAIN (He's died what 3, 4 times already?) Now Captain America lost the Super Soldier Serum and is an old fart. (Falcon's gonna replace him until Avengers 2 marketing campaign starts)
Look down, now up! Thor is now a woman! Um, swapping Thor for other folks is not necessarily a new thing... Thunderstrike, Beta Ray Bill, Ragnarok... Heck! We even got a "Female Thor" with unimaginatively named Thor Girl...

Sorry, but it's a bit uninspired to make Thor a woman, because "reasons"... Incredibly enough, I don't think that Political Correctness has anything to do with this choice here.

The real reason is MARVEL needs a counterpart to a Certain DC Character...


Of course she'll be discarded by the time Avengers 2 begins and Odin will give her an item imbued with Thor-Like powers... As seen with Beta Ray Bill and Thunderstrike before her.
These BS-y "Shocking events to shatter the internet in two" are becoming too obvious in their "shock factor" and reek of desperation. Why not give Lady Sif a push, or even Thor Girl...


On other unrelated news, the Kowl-o-Meter is at 42%...