Who saw Pee-Wee's Playhouse? Haley Joel Osment did...

 And y'all know what it means when Haley Joel Osment sees something... right?

Yup... He's dead now...

This was the third thing I thought of when I heard Paul Reubens died. 

The second thing I thought of was

And the first thing I thought about was

Y'all were expecting a reference to his Masturbation incident, sorry to disappoint... that was the 4th thought...

Here's the Large Marge scene from Pee-wee's Big Adventure because it's a memorable scene from the movie... not gonna say that it scared me, but I shat enough bricks to build a wall to separate the US from Canada.

So, the culprit was Cancer, the demon he kept private as he fought it on his own.

My condolences to friends and family...

This iteration of the Matrix was more weird than the one with Neo...