Screech stabs a man, gets arrested.

Finally, I found another use to this Screech pic!

Yes, boys and girls, I am talking about Samuel Screech Powers, played by the everdouchy Dustin Diamond.

He was arrested on Christmas Day after a Bar Brawl Incident where he was arrested and charged with three misdemeanors: second-degree recklessly endangering safety, carrying a concealed weapon and disorderly conduct, use of a dangerous weapon.

He claims that s brawl was brewing at the bar where he was with his girlfriend. Some Patrons were acting rudely towards him and his girlfriend, so he did the Politically Correct thing of trying to leave. He went to get the coats and when he came back, those "evil rowdy bar patrons" had taken his girlfriend. They were holding her by her hair and she was bleeding.
The Classical "Damsel in Distress" Scenario. Now what would a guy that looks like this do?


So, Screech stabbed a dude! I don't know what is worse: Screech Stabbing a Dude, or BEING the Dude that got Stabbed by Screech...

What Screech did here is a disservice to his girlfriend and women around the world. He didn't let his girlfriend defend herself from the attackers. By jumping into action and try to protect the woman that he loves, he objectified her. He made her a prize to be won. Or something like that would have been the analysis of the situation if it was made by Big J-Mcintosh's sockpuppet/girlfriend.

What Screech did here is an attempt do defend a loved one in danger. Was the stabbing an appropriate action? I cannot say since I do not have all the facts, like the stabbing victim's build. I'm assuming that the victim must have been bigger and stronger than Screech. If so, then it makes sense for Screech to arm himself against a bigger threat. Again, not condoning it, but trying to make sense of the situation. SCREECH STABBED A DUDE!!! It sounds badass, but on the other hand it also sounds a bit creepy and dangerous. You know... UBISOFT should totally make a game out of this!!