Remember roughly a month ago the bit of news about Jared's place being raided by the Feds looking for child porn? Well, according to "sources" he might make a deal and plead guilty on those charges. Now cue angry replies by someone calling out my hypocrisy by using the $5 Footlong reference as a joke about him being prison-raped...
The Footlong is a penis...
I counter with I said "MIGHT" based on the news claiming that he will plead guilty about the child pornography charges. Not to mention that his sort of Celebrity Status may allow him to be imprisoned away from the general prison population... and their brand of Rapey Justice against peopled convicted of Child Pornography charges. Dammit! The clickbaityTitle of the rant also ruins my CSI Miami styled joke that I had planned. Either way, Jared is screwed... and he shall be forever known as a child molester... even if he did not molest any child, because everyone will twist the story and make him into something worse.
And looks like he DID have sex with underage people... Jared just dug his own grave now...
At least Subway FINALLY Removed the Jared Pants Dance Game...
Action figures, Movies, Games, TV shows, things I like, Things I hate, weird news old or recent... they're fair game for my rants. DISCLAIMER: OPINIONS POSTED ARE EXAGGERATED FOR COMEDIC EFFECT!! Got it?
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