May 28, 2014

Neitlich's BIG Surprise for Subscribers is... Baby Skeletor

Something Horrible... Something disturbing... Something Straight out of Robot Chicken.

It's Baby Skeletor, loosely based on the Robot Chicken sketch... Not in Scale with MOTU Classics.

Here's what the page says about this item:
The Evil Lord of Destruction™ goes back in time… and turns into an itty bitty blue baby! This tale of a tyrannical tot, an unexpected detour, and buffalo wings comes from the twisted minds at one of our favorite stop-motion TV shows, and was the inspiration for this little guy. A must-have for true MOTUC fans, Baby Skeletor™ measures 12” tall (a total of 15” when sitting on his evil royal potty, including the potty) with articulation at the legs, shoulders and neck, and a face only a mother could… nope, sorry… even she thinks he’s hideous. The childish commander and his commode arrive in a unique closed-box throne package, and comes with a removable “Born to Rule” baby t-shirt and his Havoc Staff rattle. Baby Skeletor® may seem harmless, but remember… 80% of his body weight is in his horrible head!
Emphasis thrown-in by yours truly. "A Must-Have for TRUE MOTUC Fans?" Really? I remember back in 2010 that people complained a lot about the last Robot Chicken inspired item.
THIS, well, makes Mo-Larr a lot easier to swallow. This THING is NOT made in MOTUC Scale, so it is WORTHLESS FOR THE MOTUC FANS.
Once again, Failmation Hordak was made inaccurately, yet we're getting this THING...

a Must-have for True MOTUC fans would have been the Slime Pit, Point Dread, Stridor, Sagitar...
This thing comes nowhere near as any of those items... Hell even a Spector Variant would have been better than THIS THING!

A few weeks before the "Yearly: The Line is in Danger and we need all the MOTUC fans to unite and buy the sub!" we get this... It almost feels as if Neitlich is sabotaging himself at every turn.
Now this scares me... What if the Holiday item is Baby Beastman?

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