In a world where Miley Cyrus, Donald Trump, Ronda Rousey, Bieber, and freaking Sharkboy have hosted SNL... We need someone to stand up and deliver... We need DEADPOOL!
No, I don't mean Ryan Reynolds, who hosted SNL in the past... I mean Ryan Reynolds channeling Deadpool and remaining IN CHARACTER (Deadpool) the whole time. Deadpool would be doing the sketches and all the stuff. Just picture Deadpool in a tacky wig and a suit with tie for a sketch as he Deadpools his way through it. We could even have something about Deadpool being hired to un-alive a FORMER cast member of SNL. Using the term un-alive because he's trying to avoid being censored by the FCC. Have a small sketch about the FCC replacing his weaponry with toy weapons or something. It works as a jab at Disney's family friendly image AND the whole Kids want to see Deadpool... but that's just tossing some random ideas into the air.
You KNOW you WANT to see this. So head here to the petition where we can pester Lorne Michaels to have The Merc with the Mouth be the SNL host.