August 5 odds and ends Kowlometers, Punching Bieber and crap.

So, this is old news that I tried to avoid like the plague, since it involves that Annoying Canadian Brat...
Legolas punched Bieber or something. So, pretty much everyone sided with Orlando Bloom here... Gee I wonder why is that. Hell, even the Star Lord himself had something to say about the whole Punching Bieber thing.

"Yeah dude, I'd rather get farted on by David Hasselhoff than punched by Orlando Bloom”

-Chris Pratt


Uh-Oh! Now it's a perfect time to panic MOTUC fans! We're at 71% on the infamous Kowl-o-Meter!!

We have less than 13 days and 29% to go... This worries me big time since Angella was not Officially shown, so she could be left out and that would royally suck! (freaking lizard man, plundor and nepthu)

Also, Mattel did this thing for San Diego Comic Con...


I'm surprised that they actually DID something to promote the subs other than Neitlich telling us to buy the sub!
We need to have that Kowl-o-Meter reaching the late 90s by the 12, otherwise there will be no 2015 line...




Now I have a WWE styled Triple Threat mini rant.

Obviously by the Titantron clip, you might guess that it involves Hulk Hogan...
Well, Looks like Hogan still knows best... No, it's not a new season from the vh1 reality show starring Hogan, but more like the Hulkster meddling in the affairs of his baby girl Brooke and breaking off her engagement to a Dallas Cowboy... Damn! That's almost as crazy as Hulk Hogan trying to get back in the ring... Which he is totally considering. His opponent is a racist cereal mascot... who really sucks and is a third rate Hogan wannabe. If this indeed does happen it's likely to happen at the Grand Daddy of them all, Wrestlemania... Speaking of which, Poor ol' Vinnie Mac is slashing the budget left and right. He's gotten so far on the budget slashing that the Grand Daddy of them all has become a senior citizen event... Less pyrotechnics and now it'll be even earlier (starting at 4:00 PM PST so no fireworks during daylight) It's like they want to finish off Wrestlemania early like a Senior Citizen...
Also, they might combine Raw and Smackdown into a single show. It really looks like Vinnie Mac may end up eating Ramen for a while...