Y'know that I love NINJAS, right? Here's where I make a crass joke about me getting a stealthy assassin boner, but I won't because The Paramount Vault on Youtube is such a ninja movie cocktease.
What's the point of having ALL THESE MOVIES AVAILABLE, IF THEY ARE NOT AVAILABLE!!
If I COULD WATCH, I'D BE WATCHING THESE!
I have to wonder if the Paramount Vault was DMCA'd to hell and this is what happened. It would be hilarious though.